Hello! It's that time of the week for some Anglicised gaming goodness – Jon's still mystified by calendars, so Dan and Tim are once again joined by Coleman, the official BRB UK stalker.

This week's ramblings include:

• Details emerge on new Hitman title
• Microsoft reveal a Titanfall-themed Xbox One controller
• Apple forced to refund parents for the in-app purchases made by their sprogs
• Steam Greenlight turns off the light
• Sim City (finally) gets its 'impossible to do' offline mode
• The Unity engine adds Vita support
• Starbound