It's that time of the week where you're expecting some Great British Sarcasm - so here it is! Once again, CaptainAverage, MightyMutt and Yamster are back to babble on about things vaguely related to video gaming under the pithy guise of journalism.

This week, we ramble on about:

• Nintendo's Project Cafe
• Portal 2
• The PlayStation Notwork
• Motion Control Watch - PlayStation Move Heroes and SOCOM
• The Great British Debate - Does this week's Great British Debate exist?

And, for those of you spiffing enough to pony up and purchase the SG App on iTunes or the Android Marketplace, there's some bonus content for you to titter at.