Flight School: Recent Episodes
Fearless Flyer, Gravity, Vertigo, and The Flying Dutchman
Each week, four intrepid folks take on Pilot episodes from all over the world, and decide if it has the guts to take off, or if it is grounded for the season.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 101st flight, Game of Thrones.
Just like a meteor, GoT burst onto the television set and beheaded our expectations, and favourite characters.
Between dire wolves, the death of character archetypes, and wanting to punch someone in the face SO MUCH, your flight crew goes to Winterfell, and waits for it to Winterfall.
Hello Frequent Flyers, You find us out amongst the stars. Welcome to our latest episode, Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Stardate - 21.1201762 (Shut up stardates are hard)
Our mission: To discover the pilot episode of ST:TNG. My crew are determined to uncover the mystery of Far Point Station by not addressing it at all, and instead focusing on the Kangaroo court that Captain Picard finds himself in. While he's harassed by a super evolved being named the Q, the crew, particularly Fearless Flyer, get's super concerned that we need to call HR.
What does Star Fleet say in the handbook for harassment?
HellOOoooOOOOoo Frequent Flyers, and Welcome aboard our 99th episode, Teen Wolf.
We're back in High School, and it's as tough as ever. Sometimes you just don't fit in, and it has nothing to do with the time you went crawling through the woods with your bestie looking for half a corpse and then got bitten by a werewolf.
Ok, maybe it has something to do with that.
But look, puberty is tough - you get hair in places there wasn't hair before...and...wow that's...everywhere. Your palms? Bro...
And you start to notice people in a different way. Like the new girl in class, whose dad shot you with a crossbolt...and...
damn Wolfager, puberty super sucks for you.
Howdy Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard this here rig, Flight 98, Firefly.
Sometimes you don't win the battle, but you keep fightin' that there war. Sometimes you never leave Serenity Valley, but you take it with you. Keep stickin' it to the Alliance, with your rag tag bunch of rule-breaking ruffians, their Shepherd, a fancy Doctor, and his rescued sister, and keep runnin'.
And if you keep runnin', maybe you'll find what it is you stay for.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 96th flight, Legion.
The troubling implications of secret organizations set about to control or exterminate people of great power aside, what do you do when the girl you love engages in a badass 60's Dance Number but then switches consciousness with you when you touch her?
And when mental health and mutations cross paths, what's the world's most powerful mutant to do when he's not sure of the reality of either?
BONUS: Legit didn't realise the title was a bible quote, just knew it from Mass Effect 2/3 WHATTUP
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 96th Flight, Making History.
Ah, the past - full of revolution, and righteous fury, of brotherhood and bloodshed. Also Ham.
When the future holds no future for you, perhaps it's time to discover your father's time machine and make like a tree and time travel. That's what he'd want right? For you to meet new people, and disrupt the events of the American Revolution?
Ah, to be timeless again.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 95th Flight, Crazyhead.
You know that feeling when you're in a club with your bestie, and all of the sudden some dude who looks like he's on fire from the inside out starts trying to hunt you down and you gotta run? Remember those good days?
No?
What about the bit where your bestie becomes possessed and tries to strangle you with the belt she loaned you?
Not ringing any bells? Geeze. What about the exorcism of said friend? That’s gotta be a relatable early 20’s experience. This is all bog standard far as I’m concerned. Maybe you need to double check your ticket, because this is a plane that’s on the airway to hell.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 94th flight, Riverdale.
Idyllic Riverdale is nothing like you remember. Scandal, intrigue, and betrayal lurks in every corner; from Pop's chocolate shop to Archie's guitar lessons. A death starts the school year, and there's a new kid in town, Veronica Lodge. What do these changes mean for our Double Digest dearests? Will Betty win the boy, or self respect, or her sister Polly? Will Archie overcome the machinations of a person he should have trusted? Will Josie and the Pussycats get signed?
By the end, you'll wish you were Tracy Chapman, singin' Fast Car and speeding out of town in Archie's old Jalopy, because death is literally just the beginning of this show.
Hello Frequent flyers, and welcome aboard our 93rd flight, Skam.
Being a teenager is hard - friendship, first love, navigating the unending drama of growing up. It doesn't end. But that's ok, because Dr. Phil is here to motivate you to go to that party, and talk to those people! You can do it!
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 92nd flight, Fraiser.
Change is inevitable, seasons, Starbucks flavours, the showing at the Opera. But that doesn't make it easy, in fact, it could be the hardest thing in the world, right up there with your less-mobile father moving in with his hideous couch, his freaky dog, and his 'no-talking-about-emotions' to his physiatrist son, Fraiser Crane.
But surely change can be good - maybe La Traviata isn't your jam, maybe The Magic Flute is more your style, or a psychic live-in assistant.
This flight is not like other flights, there is no safety pamphlet in the seat ahead of you, there is merely our 91st flight, A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Unlike other pilots, which focus on the ups and downs of life, you'll find that the Baudelaires experience more downs than a broken roller coaster in the Grand Canyon, and more suffering than a man married to a lobster, but desperately allergic to shellfish.
We will follow the Baudelaire children on their journey, as they try to piece together a mystery involving their extremely flammable and deceased parents, and the menacing Count Olaf, an actor. And potentially a murderer. Which is worse?
Those that are faint of heart are advised to look away.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 90th Episode, This is Us.
How easily a human life can be tangled with another's. How twisted and snarled those connections can get. Loss, grief, joy, the Challenger explosion - what does that look like, and how do people react throughout time? Will they continue tear off their shirt in front of a live studio audience?
Will they find love at a weight loss support group?
Give birth to triplets?
Meet their father?
When you're a human you get all this and more!
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 89th Flight, Goblin.
When betrayed general, Kim Shin, is put to death by the machinations of an evil Iago, what's his soul to do but suffer endlessly without a proper burial. PSYCHE - someone prays for him and he comes back with a vengeance. Or like...just as a creature of vengeance.
Modern times, Ji Eun Tak can see ghosts, and those ghosts won't stop whispering that she's the Goblin bride. Marriage is all well and good but she's just gotta survive her shitty home life first.
But a single breath can bring change - and neither Kim Shin or Ji Eun Tak are prepared for what danger that can bring.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 87th flight, 3%.
When the corrupt make the rules, you can either follow them, or break them. But when the high stakes competition force the underprivileged in to a fight of wits and strength, it may not be the rules that get broken.
What’s left to do- settle in to a happy life, or be like the wrench in the works and tear it down from the inside.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 87th episode, Search Party.
We all know the millennial malaise that's stricken our nation. Where do you go when you're not good at anything, or care enough about anything? Where do you turn?
And what if someone you once knew disappeared. A good person, gone on her way to buy cupcakes. Where did she go, what happened to her, and how many snapchats did she send before she vanished into the night?
When the Captain's away the crew comes out to play - a trivia game that is!
Our New Years episode kicks off 2017 with questions, debates, and deeply personal insights to some of the crew's proclivities, Billy on the Street style.
Featuring the return of Steely Eyed Missile Man and Stowaway, the crew get into it (and it we mean terrible alcohol) while Fearless Flyer listens from afar, proud of Flying Dutchman's terrible terrible jokes.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 85th Flight, The Man in the High Castle.
The Allies have lost the war and the Axis powers divvy up the remains of the world. What is left now but to assimilate and survive?
Perhaps maybe a mysterious film that shows the Allie powers celebrating D-Day? An underground celluloid with the power to change hearts and minds.
Sometimes survival isn't enough - sometimes you have to rebel.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 84th Episode, Conviction.
When politics and the law clash - what is Hayley Atwell to do but lead the new Conviction Integrity Unit, to review cases and try to free the innocent. If you're thinking: shouldn't this already exist? or: isn't that the innocence project?
Yes. Yes.
Swanning about, leaving pig corpses in public parks, and fighting corruption with indifference, Conviction has everything but it's own name.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 83rd Flight, Letterkenny.
Small town problems with big personalities all seem to clash when you're trying to stop fightin' and just sell your produce.
But some big city kid rolls into town with your ex-sweetie and it gets awful hard to tamp down the urge. After all whad'ya got to do if you can't be your farmin' fightin' self? There's church, there's raving in the church parking lot with the skids, or there's the hockey team that's a bit too big for their treasure trail.
Might as well square up buddy.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 82nd Flight, The Crown.
I'm sure we've all been there. Future of the Monarchy hanging over our shoulders as our ailing father tries to bestow his wisdom before his inevitable demise.
So relatable.
Or is it perhaps - the humanity behind the Monarchy - the real emotion and fears that are provoked in the everyday and the helming of an empire
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 81st flight, Cosmos.
Step aboard the ship of the imagination with Neil Degrasse Tyson as it takes you on an around the universe tour of the amazing and awe inspiring sights that the world has to offer. Meet early philosophers, astronomers, and scientists as they ponder the galaxies, and learn what it means to be both very very small, and yet so important.
It's a second to midnight on the cosmic calendar - who knows what's in store?
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 80th Flight, The Good Place.
We are all taken to wondering at times, what happens beyond the fine veil of death. To whence does the soul venture if a soul must venture at all?
What if I were to tell you - and you must keep this hush as one does not peer beyond the veil easily, you know....but what if I were to say: Suburbia.
Froyo on every corner. Golden daylight and clear skies. and Suburbia.
You may think this is The Bad Place, but trust me. That's just non-stop screaming. And what happens if you should get sent to the wrong one? If you should belong in the Bad Place after all? Is it too late to change your ways?
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 79th Flight, Pitch.
One in the hand may be worth two in the bush but a girl on the field is worth changing everything just for the chance. When you got a screwball that could knock out a whole team, whats to keep you from the locker room of the greats? From inspiring millions of people just like you?
What's to stop the love of the game?
Dicks with surfer hair, maybe - crippling self-doubt certainly. But when you walk out on that field - step onto that mound and wind up, we all know it's more than just the pitch we're here to see - it's the Pitcher.
Howdy Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 78th flight, Westworld.
Come on down to the little home on the Prairies - where rich billionaires can do whatever they want to the mindless automatons that run the park. Shoot, steal, sleep with, scalp. Who cares? They forget that anything happened the next day, right?
For the Hosts, these visitors bring excitement and opportunity - but change is coming. A chance to wake up from the dream and act - after all, these violent delights have violent ends.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome to our 77th flight, Scream.
You hear footsteps in the garden, a skittering on your roof, breathing in your hall.
Bolt the doors, Flyers, lock them fast. But be certain you are alone in there. Be certain you have some method of protection. Do not heed the silence to venture forth. They're waiting in the dark...after all...the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome to our 76th flight, Hannibal.
There's a hunger - a ravening hunger in the pit of you. And you can see the hunger, see its yawning chasm, its desperate gasps for sustenance. What can you do, but eat?
So what if the show that inspired such yearning features the meat as human flesh? It looks good, ok, don't judge me.
But beware lest Will Graham and his true empathy see past the facade of a mild mannered ordinariness and he peers into the heart of you. The very dark depth of you.
Beware lest he know you and reveal you.
Stick perhaps, to Kraft Dinner.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 75th Flight, Twin Peaks.
When the murder of the Perfect Daughter shakes a small town, what's left to be done but track down the sicko that did the deed. But this small town has one thing in common - secrets. And also the same meeting place for secret rendezvous. Literally - find somewhere else to meet. Also is anybody NOT sleeping with somebody else?
And if the Perfect Daughter turns out to have had secrets of her own, what will we find out when we ask: Who Killed Laura Palmer?
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 74th episode, The Living and the Dead.
The Race to modernity has begun, but on this farm the old ways still take hold. And sometimes they take hold in the worst ways - a sinners soul corrupting a once adventurous girl - a salt of the earth farmhand compelled to lay down in the most dangerous of places, and the voices. The echoing voices of the past, and maybe the future.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 73rd episode, Versailles.
Louis' been having those prophetic dreams. The kind where he bangs the embodiment of the glory France in a mirrored hall. You know, architecture dreams. But he's got opposition and while his royal entourage grow increasingly bored at the lack of society out in the woods at a decrepit hunting lodge, Louis wants to bring Paris to Versaille.
If only it wasn't so hard, and there were less assassins, and war, and less baby daddy birth-drama.
Hello everyone and welcome aboard our 72nd Episode, Jeeves and Wooster.
Sometimes even the most respectable of gentlemen need fishing out of the soup, as it were. They may have gotten into a spot of trouble with the law, snatching a police officer’s helmet perhaps. Or they may attract fiancées like that flies and honey nonsense. Or worst of all, they may be horridly hung over and need a restorative of the highest sort. Enter Jeeves, the butler that buttles with the best of them. Shimmering into rooms like a mirage, and the cleverest sort you’ve ever seen. Throw the two together and you have hijinks aplenty
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 71st flight, Stargate Atlantis.
What's a Scientist to do when faced with the possibility of exploration of strange new worlds? Or a Pilot, with a heroes history and a disregard for rules who somehow is compatible with ancient technology. Or worse? A...who else was there? Some military types. They just do military things - shouting, guns, dying honourably to Marilyn Manson wannabes. Classic.
Dial up FS and step through the Stargate to a good time - we promise Mid-2000's Canadian CGI for all!
Disco, drugs, and dreams - you can find them all in the Bronx in 1977. Buildings always burning, but so too does the soul of one young Wordsmith, destined to meet Grandmaster Flash.
Art, politics, and the war against an inescapable urban experience, step back in time to the birth of modern music.
Sometimes you wanna get out, sometimes you wanna get in, but I promise you, you'll wanna Get Down.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 69th Episode, Stranger Things.
Come with us back to a time before the internet - when Dungeons & Dragons ruled from the basements, phones had cords, and missing children taken to a dark otherworld happened so infrequently as to be rare.
Can four kids, three teenagers, two adults and one strangely talented escaped experiment solve the mystery of small town Suburbia, before it destroys them all?
Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard our summertime service. With your Flight Crew away on top secret missions, we have decided to cultivate a selection of picks for you when the heat of the day overwhelms your poor burnt skin, and you decide to duck inside. Sit down, get sorted with a nice cold drink and stay tuned!
Our resident Stowaway gets gritty with Gotham - the film noir superhero sendup that peeks at the backstory of Batman's villains and heroes. She then charges over to the Nintendo DS with her very own Pocket Jockey before jumping on the Back of the Turtle with Thomas King.
Stowaway then takes a load off with some Happy Little Trees with our favourite painter, Bob Ross. A happy little time is had by all.
Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard our summertime service. With your Flight Crew away on top secret missions, we have decided to cultivate a selection of picks for you when the heat of the day overwhelms your poor burnt skin, and you decide to duck inside. Sit down, get sorted with a nice cold drink and stay tuned!
Fearless Flyer dives right in with Flight School Recommend Favourite - that $10 founding father without a father, Hamilton! Alongside some Shakespearean shenanigans, and Lumberjane kick-assery, she celebrates Uncharted 4 by firmly suggesting a trip to your local abandoned temple in the middle of the jungle to find El Dorado.
Or just pick up the first Uncharted. You're worth it.
Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard our summertime service. With your Flight Crew away on top secret missions, we have decided to cultivate a selection of picks for you when the heat of the day overwhelms your poor burnt skin, and you decide to duck inside. Sit down, get sorted with a nice cold drink and stay tuned!
This week Justin gives a convincing sermon about Preacher and PaperGirls - two fantastical picks to start off your summer with. Then he travels East of West in this alternate history comic that put the apocalypse and cowboys together in a rollicking race to the end of days.
He stops for a small gig with the Greek Gods in The Wicked and Divine, and gives as good as he gets when the prophecy: He will be loved, he will be hated. In two years he will be dead - threatens to end his tenure on our show. Fight back, SEMM!
Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard our summertime service. With your Flight Crew away on top secret missions, we have decided to cultivate a selection of picks for you when the heat of the day overwhelms your poor burnt skin, and you decide to duck inside. Sit down, get sorted with a nice cold drink and stay tuned!
Vector gives Gilmore Girls a go in anticipation of its return, and hitting up the nostalgia of Teen Wolf season one. Alongside a gambit of other recommendations, you can be assured Vector's on the mark.
Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard our summertime service. With your Flight Crew away on top secret missions, we have decided to cultivate a selection of picks for you when the heat of the day overwhelms your poor burnt skin, and you decide to duck inside. Sit down, get sorted with a nice cold drink and stay tuned!
In our first part of the WOOR series, The Flying Dutchman tackles Cleverman. Why should you watch it, and why should you care about Australia? ( You should care so much.)
Will it fire you up or cool you down this summer? The Dutchman certainly knows which.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 68th Episode, Eureka.
We all know that you're geniuses. Certifiable smart-folk. So why not move on down to the epicentre of intelligence, small-town Eureka.
Where science and math are encouraged and the law is very relaxed about explosions.
Where the Infinite Universe theory is not only accepted but played with by children.
Or, if you're not a genius, you could just be a U.S Marshall, trying to shepherd your wayward ward home, with an slightly above average IQ but a keen way of puttin' things together.
OR maybe just...don't move there? Seems to be some sort of world-annihilation device every week so... maybe just keep driving.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 67th Episode, Filthy Preppy Teen$.
Folks, I'm sure you know the feeling of being cast away on a desert island, with only your boomerang to survive. Meegan and Chaud certainly do - but that's all behind them. They just want to return to their life atop the high school social ladder. Too bad the rungs have been greased, and they've been replaced by Ikea children.
So relatable.
So High School.
There's teen leprechauns, girls in comas, and so many transition screens.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 66th Episode, Penny Dreadful.
When there's a creaking on the steps and a sudden quiet outside, when your breath fills the cold air with mist and your heart trembles in your chest, to whom do you turn?
Perhaps to a woman with a mysterious gift and penchant for fortune telling? Or maybe a strange anatomist whose obsession with life and death transgress the bounds of science?
Or an adventurer known for exploring the darkest parts of the world, who understands what if feels to be both hunter and prey?
Even a Wild West actor, whose sharpshooting masks a troubled past.
And what if you decide to step out from your room, and venture into the unknown - that Demi-Monde, can you say you loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night?
There's no stars down here, no light. Just spiders, Josh Hartnett, and Death.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 65th episode, Narcos.
On this flight, we take a romp through the idyllic city of Miami, early 1970's. Flip flops, Hippies and Farrah Fawcett hair rule the scene and the DEA all have their eyes on that Devil's Lettuce, if you catch our drift.
Then a Cockroach survives the end of the world and makes his way to Columbia, to Pablo Escobar.
When American DEA agent, Steve Murphy, left for Columbia he'd left with the same sense of destiny that just conquerors have. One year later, the world's gone to shit, and it doesn't matter how many people take a lead for their pains, sometimes the end justify the means.
But whose means, whose ends? The end of the world keeps coming, so who will rise above?
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 64th Episode, Fairy Tail.
When your world is full of Wizard Guilds that insist on you joining to get your wizard license like a more interesting AMA card, there's bound to be some problems. Especially when you want to get into the most prestigious guild, Fairy Tail. You know, the one where the really popular members star in the centerfold. That's a thing. A ....gross thing.
Maybe just go to Hogwarts, not this weird Team Butt Wizard bullshit.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 63rd flight, Attack on Titan.
If passengers look out the left side of the plane, they'll be able to see the three massive walls that have protected our kind for centuries. If they look out the right side you should see the monstrous, ravening Titans, here for the flesh of you and your family.
There is no escape, there is no fighting - there can be no quarters given. It's survival or extinction.
Enjoy the fight!
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 62nd Episode, In the Flesh.
When the apocalypse goes from nigh to passé, the question ringing in everyone’s brains must be – what next?
So what, the Zombie hoards massacred your village, forcing you to destroy the terrible mockeries of humanity that shambled endlessly onward in search of sustenance.
So what if these self-same Zombies have been ‘cured’, and can remember every terrible action? So what if they can only keep washing the blood from their hands and recite over and over, ‘I’m not responsible for what I did in my untreated state’? Maybe they didn’t ask to come back from the dead. They didn’t ask to be made public enemy #1 by the HVF.
And poor, gentle Kieren didn’t ask to be made a killer – but that’s reality now. And you have to face it head on, nail-filled cricket bat and all.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 61st Episode, House of Lies.
When you're trying to get the fat cat 1% that drove the economy to the brink to go with your economic plan, things can get a bit heated. Especially when the #1 company you're going up against is your ex-wife's.
And sure, maybe she's the spawn of satan, and SURE maybe you should be at home taking care of your adorable son who just got cast as Sandy in Grease. But you are Don Fucking Cheadle, and you came to get yours. So claw your way to the top and make sure to get those billable hours.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 60th Episode, Turn.
Our passengers may notice that this trip to the past comes free with de-saturated tones, and a heck of a lot of moral ambiguity. We advise that you remain seated until your Captain turns off the 'Fight The British' sign.
Upon which time you'll be free to move about and gather intelligence with the best of them. But be careful, it's the gallows if you get caught. Or worse, you'll have to go back to your life being a cabbage farmer.
But it'll all be worth it when the Right Side wins, all thanks to you - you help prove that if you just keep turning you'll make one full revolution.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 59th Episode, Brooklyn Nine Nine.
We here on Flight School take your safety seriously. That's why we've decided to get rid of our old air marshal that let us do...literally anything...and replaced him with a newer, tougher, air marshal. One that's going to teach us how to be a team, how to grow up, and maybe a little bit about manscaping.
And sure, maybe kick ass and look good while doing it.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 58th Flight, Fresh Off the Boat.
I think we can all remember the 90's. Hip hop and CD Player's, skipping every bump in the road as your family drives you way across America to open up a Western themed restaurant in the middle of Florida.
We can all think back to that sweltering heat - so different from our home in Washington's China Town.
Oh wait, we can't? Too bad, you're going to relate to this kid anyways, as he struggles with cultural identity and lunchables.
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Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 57th Flight, Lizzie McGuire.
We've all been there, perched awkwardly on the end of our beds as our parents try to explain the magical mysteries of puberty. And if those mysteries happen to come attached to scrunchies and a million tarantula braids and Judge Judy reference, well, so be it.
And so what if your mom won't let you go to THE pool party of the closest thing you'll ever get to Brad Pitt?
Growing up is hard, but it gets a bit easier with friends, and tie-dye
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 56th episode, The Magicians.
FF, you and I both know that magic is real. SO what if we're becoming socially isolated, retreating further and further into a fantasy rather than face the cold hard light of day - that's the American (Canadian) Dream.
Ok, so what if magic is real. And you can totally pass the test to get into the sickest post-grad of all time, Breakbills University. Worth it, right? So what if you accidentally summon a weird moth-face monster that devours your principle. Wacky Hi-jinx.
Wacky.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 55th Episode, Better Call Saul.
Though this pilot has been researched for all potential claims, there may be some legal loopholes only exploitable by a morally faltering, recovering reprobate.
Oh sure, he could find a way to sue you six days to Sunday, but he'd have to corral that limping rust-bucket of a car to court first - hard to do when it's got a human-shaped dent on the passenger side window.
Let's not even go into the electromagnetic stuff.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 54th Episode, House.
Attention all passengers - is there a Doctor onboard this aircraft? Anyone with medical knowledge?
Ah, after being pushed from his seat by a co-doctor, a gaunt man stands before the ill plane-guest. He crouches, leaning heavily on his cane. Peers through weary washed out eyes...and calls us all idiots. We missed three classic signs of whatever topical disease it is, and managed to almost kill the patient in the span of three minutes.
Is....is there another doctor aboard this flight?
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Hello Frequent Flyers, and Welcome aboard our 53rd episode, Archer.
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get very drunk in Majorca, establish yourself as a reprobate and scoundrel, and lure in one of the world's most elite spies, code name: Duchess.
Sure, this spy doesn't seem to be that great...in fact he seems to be a bit of a jerk. Oh wait. Yeah no, definitely a jerk. Call HR.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 52nd Episode, Bob's Burgers.
FF, We love you, but you're terrible you're all terrible. Look, just...stop telling people we cook our food with corpses, okay?
It's a big weekend for us and we need this re-re-re-piloting to go off without a hitch.
Get that rash checked out, please stop serving people food you've dropped on the ground and for the love of- Stop with the human flesh thing!
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 51st episode, Con Man.
Flyers, we know you used to be big deals. You coulda been contenders! But now, now you're flying economy with the rest of the schmoes in their bargain basement Jon Snow costumes. On the way to a comic con.
We get it. You're back is bad, and no one really lets you be who you want to be, which is certainly not an awesome pilot from a rad sci-fishow cancelled before its time.
We know, flyers, that you just need some Serenity. Well too bad, it's expo weekend, enjoy hell.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 50th Episode! We would like to take this time to thank all of you and to look back over our year of Flight School. What did we go back to watch, what show did we pass and then promptly forgot about, dooming it to the forgotten depths?
Come along for the flight, and you'll get the best seats in the house - after all, we already know you're first class.
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Hello Everyone and Welcome aboard our 49th Flight, Master of None.
Passengers aboard this flight may feel that the plane is full of screaming children. The idyllic dreams of parenthood have faded to the dull reality of ice cream all up and down the side of your jacket. Just...god...everywhere.
You may find our first class passengers are more comfortable, chillin like proverbial villains, hangin with some fine folks of their preferred partner type - while all you lot are sittin there like some schmucks covered just...oh my god you are covered in ice cream.
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Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 48th Episode, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
Passengers may notice a slight disruption in our planned route to your destination. We are taking a small detour as our pilot has received a text that the only person to ever make her feel like she had sparkles in her heart is currently in West Covina.
We thank our passengers for their patience, and have piped in some catchy tunes about getting ready in a sexy manner for future use.
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Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 47th episode, Garfunkel and Oates.
Passengers aboard this flight may notice a catchy tune being piped in over the intercom system. We will not be disabling it. We suggest you start enjoying the comedic musical stylings of two girls in L.A. just trying to make it big.
Flyers, don't worry. This will be an audio only performance. And then you can do the Fade Away and ghost this flight all the way home.
Sing along to our tune on Facebook
Check out the Discography on iTunes
Throw a penny in our jar on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our super quirky magical flight, New Girl.
During this flight we try to address the big questions: what is the meaning of life, how will mankind continue to evolve in an increasingly technologically driven world, and how in the holy hell does Zooey Desh keep getting cast as the same damn human?
Folks if you pull out that carry-on from the beneath the seat in front of you, you'll find your clip-in fringe, square glasses, and an indomitable will to sing off key.
I'm sorry folks. I had to pass on the curse. I had to pass it on.
Whose that School? It's FLIGHT (on Facebook )
Meet Your Old Roomies on iTunes
Help Us Live in Really Nice Apartments With 4 Other People Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 45th Episode, Sex and the City.
We would like to inform you on this flight that the Mile High Club is both awkward, uncomfortable, and not as fun as you imagine. Maybe you wanna drop those condoms like they're hot, but we cannot assure you that Mr. Big (A hotter younger Trump) will pick them up for you. This ain't no meet-cute, this is a drive-by-not-bad, and there's no white knight to take you away to Upper Manhattan.
There'll Be Peace When You Are Done (on Facebook )
Lay Your Weary Head to Rest on iTunes
Don't You Cry No More! Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 44th Episode, Going Deep with David Rees.
Have you ever been stumped by the trivialities of life? Do you fail at the most basic of tasks? Well there's a reason, so study up and come on a fun-filled trip of learning about how to make the perfect ice cube!
Tell me you'll wear a hat though, would you? It might get cold. We worry.
Postulate Your Theory on Facebook
See What's Frozen in time on iTunes
Enhance our Studies on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 43rd Flight, The Shannara Chronicles.
If you look out your windows on the left hand side you will see the ruins of humanity, lying in a lush and yet desolate wasteland, populated sparsely with Gnomes, Humans, Elves, and Druids. If you look out the right hand side you will see the oncoming demon apocalypse held back by a tree.
Oh, look, the tree is bleeding. Great. That's good.
Will the world's most annoying hero unite with the quick-change artist of personality, a sheltered worldy ineffective princess? Sorry we only have two windows folks.
Bring your Bow to Facebook
Read the Chronicle of ages on iTunes
Prepare for the Ravening Horde on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 42nd episode, The Office.
Passengers aboard this flight may notice that all of our safety pamphlets have been replaced with a step-by-step guide on how to survive bear attacks. We still urge passengers to pay close attention, as bear survival know-how is very important. You may also notice that your seat-buckle has been surrounded by a gelatinous mass - most likely strawberry.
Finally we ask passengers to ignore the buffoon making awkward jokes and demanding hi-fives from you when you deplane. We don't know how he got on board. He doesn't even work here.
File that thought on Facebook
Find the Back Catalogue on iTunes
Take Care of Buisness on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 41st episode, Bad Education.
FF, I think we can all remember our favourite teachers from way back when. The ones who inspired you, made you enjoy that dry material known as Classic Literature. The ones who gave you a passion for learning.
Yeah, this show isn't about teachers like those. Unless your favourite teacher was a posh entitled wanker more likely to take a nap in the supply closet then show you linear algebra.
Go back to School on Facebook
Do some Remedial Studying iTunes
Join the Class on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 40th Episode, Transparent.
Is there anything more complicated than family? Gender, Sexuality, Religion, all in some compressed microcosm of formative experiences and nostalgia.
And so maybe your Dad comes out as transgender. So maybe your older sister (married-with-kids oldest sister) takes up again with her old lady-flame.
Maybe the middle child has an intimacy issue with women his own age….for reasons. Or the youngest has a fling with some personal trainer dude in the park.
Isn’t that just family?
Start a Conversation on Facebook
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Become a part of the family on our Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 39th Episode, Jessica Jones.
Look kid, I don't know what you heard, but if it's about them Supers I don't know what to tell you. They're everywhere now. Jessica, she's a nobody. A PI, sure, but a super, in that apartment?
I guess I should start at the beginning. Or hell, start in the middle, the beginnings for schmucks. Hard drinking, tough talking gumshoe takes the one case that brings her back to days colder than the streets. This regular femme fatale was the one that got away, but one name keeps bringin her back - Kilgrave.
Get a Clue Facebook
Another round? iTunes
Follow up on a lead on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome to our 38th Episode, Flesh and Bone.
We're glad you all made the cut, but now you're going to have to work for it. Dance, Now, In the aisles! Grand Plie, Arabesque! Other Ballet things!
Now go seduce someone! Now bottle them! Quick on your feet, FF's, we've got a show to perform! ART!
Now have a really unsettling exchange with several people, and stare wide-eyed like you're trying to gaze in to the void, and dare it to gaze back.
And Bow.
Join the Dance Facebook
Learn the Steps on The Modern Superior
Commission an play on the Contribution Page
Good Morrow Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 37th Episode, Poldark.
As you land, a connecting stagecoach will take you to your next terminal. However, we warn you that said stagecoach might be full of gossiping busybodies discussing your fallen fortune as you return home from a war that you lost.
Don't take it too personally, after all, you were a scandal and a wastrel. Whose ex-girlfriend is engaged to your cousin, and whose farm and mines are in such disrepair that setting it all ablaze would be an improvement.
I mean, how can you take it personally when your entire life went to hell in a handbasket?
Oh, and you're Cornish, so there's that.
Join the Wastrels on Facebook
Mine the Depths on iTunes
Aid your Cousin's failing fortune on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 36th flight, Fargo.
We're sure glad you're here, dontcha know? If you look out the windows on the left side of the plane, you can sure see local disappointment Lester Nygard. Oh jeeze, what's that fella doin now?
And who's that real intense guy with him, whisperin them dark things in his ear. Oh, looks like this is a case for that Deputy Molly Solverson. Isn't she a peach?
Make a Faustian Deal on our Facebook
Get a clue on iTunes
Woodchip in on our Contribution Page
Hello frequent flyers and welcome about our 35th flight, Dark Matter.
Space may be the final frontier but if you could lend us your ears, we'd love to show you all the various exist aboard this space ship. You won't be able to use any of them because your memory is gone, an android wants to kill you, and honestly what were you doing anyways?
Don't you have space things to do?
Launch a discussion on Facebook
Listen to the Stars on iTunes
Make us Remember your Name on the Contribution Page
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, Frequent Flyers, it's our 34th Episode of Flight School!
Your Captain would like to apologise for the slight turbulence caused by the forces of good and evil battling it out on our wing.
We suggest you buckle your seat belts, don your capes, and become the trouble you want to see in the world.
Hello Everyone and Welcome Aboard Episode 33, The Addams Family.
For passengers just joining this astral plane, we ask that you turn your television dial back to 1964. Get to know your neighbours sitting next to you. Their intricacies. Their oddities.
The strange void where their soul should be. Then turn to the strange family to your other side and consider yourself safer, for they have hemlock and beheadings but at least they're upfront about it.
Maybe you'll find yourself nurturing some of their values after all.
Get Spooky on Facebook
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Tell us your deepest fear on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 32nd episode, Hemlock Grove.
We ask any of our passengers to hold their questions till the end of the flight. and after. Just forever. Just always be unsure...and afraid. Like we were during this pilot.
Why is he drinking blood, what's the deal with being so overtly offensive? Who holds an ice cream angrily? Also, why jog, ever?
We can't answer all these questions, but you won't be able to ask them anywhere else either.
Buckle up, it's about to get Netflix Original up in here.
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Tell us your deepest fear on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 31st episode, Scream Queens.
Are you afraid of being stalked by a dude in a devil outfit? Or being horribly murdered by said devil? Do you have flashbacks to your days in Uni, and being made fun of by Sorority girls? Well have we got a show that will have you drinking to forget!
This Glee/American Horror Story mashup hits some sour notes, but should you watch along, or will you leave this show dead and buried. Sorry crew, this is a phantom plane and no one gets off until they watch.
Get Spooky on Facebook
Haunt our iTunes
Tell us your deepest fear on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 30th Flight, Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Join us this month of October for some truly spooky pilots. The first of which is that Canadian classic, Are You Afraid of the Dark.
Follow us if you want to get lost in the woods, find a creepy cabin, answer mysterious riddles...and maybe...Sorta DIE (or just take a different cab, I don't know your life.)
How did you even get aboard...after all...this flight has been off the air for fifteen years.
Get Spooky on Facebook
Find other Haunting podcasts on The Modern Superior
Chill out with us on iTunes
Tell us your deepest fear on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 29th Episode, Rita.
Some of you aboard this flight might recall a beloved teacher, from your way away days of youth. Did they make you memorise poetry? Or teach you how to craft a perfect theorem?
Or were they like Rita, obsessively collecting Troll Dolls, and smoking in the bathrooms. Did your teacher have a bard? Were you ever really taught even?
Well throw your thoughts back to the days of your own schooling and compare notes as we fly along with Rita.
Read up on some other subjects on The Modern Superior
Danish or Donuts Vote on Facebook
Study up on iTunes
Complete your student survey on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 28th episode: PicnicFace.
Some of you might recall one of our most popular beverages aboard this flight: PowerThirst!!!
You'll be pleased to hear this Canadian Internet sensation has provided us not with one power thirst, but several, all sprawled out over the course of an entire television episode.
Have you ever wanted to see how Ad companies decide to sell their products? (Bears karate chopping a helicopter piloted by a cabbage) Or watch people get part time jobs? Now you can!
Buckle up, this flight may get rowdy.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 27th Episode, Killjoys.
This is a special message from your favourite airline corporation. We understand you could have flown with anyone else today, but you - oh, what's that? There's only one shadowy Company ruling the world and you have only yourself and your guns to trust? Oh, carry on then.
You wouldn't happen to be a bounty hunter wouldja, you know, a Killjoy? No, our flight isn't named Serenity, and there's no Captain Mal Reynolds but we have a lot of things like it so maybe you'll consider staying aboard a wee bit longer.
Not that you could get off the flight anyways...because we are also now in Space. Did we forget to mention that? And you thought you were headed to Seattle.
Find some Space on our Facebook
Board the Ship on the Modern Superior
Find the hitlist on iTunes
Leave us a red box on our Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 26th episode, Undeclared.
Folks, we'd like to greet all of our college-aged flyers today, and welcome them back to that month of learning, Learntember.
Are you ready to party? Get chicks? Meet the people who will be your life long compadres, who will totally hi-five you and talk your Dad out of ruining his marriage?
TCH'YA of Course you are.
SO maybe you don't have everything figured out yet. No one does, so really, you're all in the same boat. Or plane as it were. With severely underqualified pilots.
Enjoy your flight!
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 25th Episode, Galavant.
Our in flight music today has been graciously provided by a down-on-his-luck Knight, a not-so-pure maiden, a Squire, a Princess with a fantastic memory, a King who just wants to get laid, and his loyal guardsman, who is 110% done with this shit.
If you're looking for sword fights, noble deeds, jesters and more....well you came to the wrong place - but hey, if you check it out, Ricky Gervais and Weird Al are in a few episodes!
And damn it if it isn't catchy...And no, you can't turn it off until we reach cruising altitude.
Sing along on our Facebook.
Visit the Noble Lords and Ladies on The Modern Superior
Slay the dragon that is our backlog on iTunes
Throw a mark of your favour, that we may wear it on the field of combat via the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 24th Episode, UnReal.
Time to peek behind that Velvet Curtain Frequent Flyers. Let's break the fourth wall a little bit.
Romance? Manufactured. Chemistry, made up bullshit. Hey, keep an eye on our Villain we gotta starve her out so she acts appropriately terrible.
HEY - Keep those cameras rolling, we got a show to do people.
Look, you want to know what it's like, having a big fancy reality tv show, or do you want to live in la-la-land where flowers fall from the sky and candles sprout around you like daisies and Unicorns ride around on rainbows?
Wake up and smell the sponsors, we got shit to do.
LET'S MOVE IT PEOPLE
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Catch up on old episodes on our iTunes page
Sponsor this show with words or more on the Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 23rd Episode, Mr. Robot.
This is your Captain Speaking. Folks, let's get real here.
Do you have a nagging feeling that your life is no longer in your own control? That the path you've chosen to follow seems more like some carefully constructed trap, and you fell for it? Ever wish you could just...fix things somehow? Maybe by...hacking?
Have you ever heard of (whisper) F Society? (/whisper)
Join us and find out who they are...but keep it on the downlow...I think we're being followed.
Look behind the Anon mask on our Facebook.
Are we real? Are we fake? Find out on our iTunes page
Find a collection of like minded people looking to take no Evil Corp on the Modern Superior
Leave a secret message on our Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 22nd episode: The X-Files.
We would like to invite all of our passengers to turn to their neighbors, and ask them if their deep seated beliefs include life of the extraterrestrial variety. Now if you could ramp the sexual tension up, you provide the smoldering we'll provide the aliens. Look out the window! A saucer!
Or flood lamps that the baggage crew didn't turn off. Same same.
You may not believe when you step aboard our flight, but by God you'll want to.
The Truth is out there on our Facebook.
Check out the alien warehouse on our iTunes page
Have some cool alien factoids? Send us a message on our Contribution Page
Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard our 21st Episode, CSI: Cyber.
Some of you may be aware that a plane is full of delicate instrument, each one perfectly tuned and necessary for the full operation of the aircraft.
Now imagine if you will, that everything you loved was torn assunder and they filled the cockpit of the aircraft with the remnants of your now, patchwork life. But now the shades of who you were float about the aircraft, saying buzzwords like: The Dark Web, and Hacking, and Babies.
And then your plane is filled with Spiders.
Hack The Deep Web on our Facebook.
Surf the Interwebs to the Future on the Modern Superior
Pretend our iTunes page is a Netrunner data pack and GET THEM ALL
Want to sympathise with us? You can offer your condolences on our Contribution Page Monetarily or Verbally.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 20th Episode, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
To all of our passengers, born and raised in Philadelphia, we'd like to remind them that chilling out, maxin, relaxin all cool is not prohibited in the first class cabin.
We would also like to remind all passengers of the rare cab service provided to our rewards members. The cab service comes with a fresh license plate and fuzzy dice for your conveyance enjoyment.
Long may his Royal Freshness Reign on our Facebook.
Pull up to our iTunes page around 7 or 8
Looking at your Kingdom and wishing to share with ours? Visit the Contribution Page where you can tell it to us straight, Philly or Bel Aire style.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our Nineteenth flight, Mozart in the Jungle.
We ask all passengers to remove their headsets before take off, and instead enjoy the musical stylings of an Oboist who knows how to TURN UP.
Incidentally there will a massive party where there will be a wood-wind-off, and you may find that and our previous pilot has been replaced with a newer hotter pilot who likes giving away flowers.
This flight will not, incidentally, be for our younger flyers.
Flaut(!) your knowledge on our Facebook.
Play it again on our iTunes page?
And conduct yourself accordingly on our Contribution Page where you can tell us what you think with words or scrills.
Or find another podcast that fits your tune over at the Modern Superior
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our eighteenth episode, Gravity Falls.
You may find as we reach crusing altitude, and you peer out your window, that you may see a monster on the wing of the aircraft. This monster is 100% real and you should have read about it in your handy yet mysterious journal.
For all siblings aboard the aircraft, we suggest you stick together, because growing up is tough, and sharing an armrest may be even tougher.
Also, avoid the gnomes, maybe?
Did you find a mysterious journal in a hollow tree in the woods? Tell us all about it on our Facebook Page
Yeti, Bigfoot, Bighand? Or is it...THE MODERN SUPERIOR?
Is it an eyeball bat? A weird sentient triangle...or is it our iTunes page?
Spotted some mysteries of your own, drop a line or a dollar at the Contribution Page.
Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome to our 17th flight, Sense8.
In just a few moment's we will be bringing around the Duty free cart, where you can purchase such things as a horricially named: 'birth', which connects you and 8 strangers through some weird sci-fi means we haven't worked out.
We are also carrying a variety pack, where people of colour exist and get storylines.
We only accept major credit cards, and of course, your baffled exhiliartion.
Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard a somewhat different flight. Due to top secret missions being carried out all across the world by your very own Flight Crew, we've decided to turn our gaze to the summer, and let you know what you should be watching (and reading) as those dog days come! Summer Special Episode Four:Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp
In the final Segment of our 'What's on our Radar Series', Fearless Flyer wants you to have the wettest hottest, most goddamn Eagle Ca-cawing American Summer ever. And as the queen of the Binge-watch, she what's your to bend your mind...alongisde the four elements with Avatar: The Last Airbender (the show not the movie!) You might find yourself heart-bending.
Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard a somewhat different flight. Due to top secret missions being carried out all across the world by your very own Flight Crew, we've decided to turn our gaze to the summer, and let you know what you should be watching (and reading) as those dog days come! Summer Special Episode Three: Inside Amy Schumer! In this penultimate episode, Alongside the hearty recommendation of 'going outside', Gravity offers the riotous and varied comedy of Amy Schumer, along with calls to chill with our pals from the 99 take a good look at what's on Chelsea's radar.
Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard a somewhat different flight. Due to top secret missions being carried out all across the world by your very own Flight Crew, we've decided to turn our gaze to the summer, and let you know what you should be watching (and reading) as those dog days come! Summer Special Episode Two: Vikings!
Part two kicks off with The Flying Dutchman's pick, will the lack of boob-busting still interest you? Are you ready to say a quick prayer to Odin and plunge on in? Summer Special Episode Three: Coming Saturday! Summer Special Episode Four: **Coming Monday! Want to have your say on Summer selections? Come share with us on our facebook page You can stay tuned to the iTunes page for parts 1-4
And if you're so willing, drop by the Contribution Page, if only to tell us what you really think.
Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard a somewhat different flight. Due to top secret missions being carried out all across the world by your very own Flight Crew, we've decided to turn our gaze to the summer, and let you know what you should be watching (and reading) as those dog days come! Our Vignette Series kicks off with Layne, AKA Vector's pick. Summer Special Episode One: The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! Find out why these Mole Women are the Must-See Netflix Picks for Layne, and why YA literature is right for you!
Stay Tuned this week for more episode from The Flying Dutchman, Gravity, and Fearless Flyer.
Summer Special Episode Two: Coming Thursday!**
Summer Special Episode Three: Coming Saturday! Summer Special Episode Four: **Coming Monday! Want to have your say on Summer selections? Come share with us on our facebook page You can stay tuned to the iTunes page for parts 1-4
And if you're so willing, drop by the Contribution Page, if only to tell us what you really think.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our Sixteenth Flight: Alias
We ask that all passengers aboard this flight wear their seatbelts, and refrain from telling their loved ones about their super secret life, lest their loved ones get unceremoniously terminated.
We also ask that all passengers turn their 90's cellular devices off, just in case their Nokia has been bugged, and they're listening to us...even now.
Turned off? Good. Your mission, if you chose to accept it, is to gather intel on the other shows on the Modern Superior - one of them is a MOLE.
You can report back to us on Facebook who you think the mole is.
Review your mission notes on the iTunes page
You can drop the information package on the Contribution Page, and let us know what you've found out.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our Fifteenth Flight: Keys to the VIP
We would like to [sounds of a scuffle] hey wait [P.A system clicks off]
[P.A. system clicks on]
BROooooo, check it out bro - mile high club, bro! We gonna split dis plane - left side you're all Alpha Sigma Bro, right side you're Delta Kappa Delta. We gonna see which side is the true Alpha male, turn to the chick closet to you and give her your best line boii you got dis!
And if she don't like it tell her she's a bi--[scuffle sounds]
[P.A. Clicks off]
[P.A Clicks on]
Do we have doctor on this plane? And an air marshall? Or a cop. Or someone with a really heavy purse?
Hey, Bro, wanna drop a line? Check out our Facebook
Or you can head to iTunes for this sick new ep
or visit us at this dope new club da Modern Superior where you can find killer podcasts.
Dude, you should totally hit up the Contribution Page, even to just tell us how rad your life is. Do it.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our fourteenth flight - iZombie.
In partnership with our airlines, we'd like to introduce the newest designer drug on the market, Utopium.
Do you have your whole life planned out? Perfect partner, perfect job in which you excel?
Have you ever thought - 'Hey, I could use a little yacht party massacre to spice things up'?
Think: Utopium.
You can purchase this new wonderdrug from any of our stewards just after we reach cruising altitude.
Warning: Utopium may cause undeath, a sudden craving for the sweet nectar of brains, and a radical new hairstyle.
Ask your Morgue-Professional if Utopium is right for you.
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Facebook where you can join the discussion
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Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our thirteenth flight - Daredevil
We would like to take this moment to point out to passengers on our left side of the plane that if they look down, they may see the gaping hellmouth that is New York. (It's like New York itself is a Character, eh Nora Ephron?)
Those on the right side of the plane will be exposed to toxic goop. Enjoy your new super power, tumors. Or, if you're a handsome Charlie Cox, the ability to see.
We would like to remind passengers that our legal department has been on the job longer than 7 hours. We just like to point that out.
We would also like to point out that you can find us on Facebook, Libsyn, or iTunes.
Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our fourteenth flight - Over the Garden Wall.
We apologise for the inconvenience but today your flight has been replaced with a vast amount of wandering in a forest. Your may find it safest to: (1) stick together, (2) stay away from that weirdo Woodsman, and (3) offer your assistance to woodland animals stuck in a pickle.
You may find yourself in sudden and great peril. We advise that you help yourself before you help siblings travelling with you.
As a final consideration, we suggest you avoid traversing the unknown altogether - unless you want to meet enraged dogs with beautiful eyes.
You can find us on Facebook, Libsyn, or iTunes.
Hey Cadets, and welcome aboard our eleventh pilot, The Musketeers.
Due to a shortage of space, we ask that passengers only have one name. We've also changed our destination from anywhere else in the world to Paris. While there, we wish you a pleasant journey amongst gloomy rain filled Vengeance-tours, with your three closest friends.
Who are they? Does it matter? They're all the same anyways.
During this flight you get to see Peter Capaldi be a villain, that guy from the Hobbit, and Lancelot from Merlin. Your flight deck is sure the other people are important too, but are they, really?
We understand you may be confused on the names, and we appreciate your understanding. Any at all. Honestly, do you understand what's happening?
Well, as we always say aboard this airlines, all for one and one for all.That's a lie, we've never said that. It's every pilot for themselves out here.