David’s Thoughts: Recent Episodes
David’s Thoughts
It’s the random impromptu thoughts David has throughout his day Cover art photo provided by Paolo Nicolello on Unsplash: https://unsplash.com/@paul_nic
The cats interrupt me on this one. Good thing too, I was planning a murder. But no siree the cats were not gonna have that!
The mayor Mayonnaise was quickly regretted by the populace as he smelled funny and no knew how past his expiration date he was
I get down on onion soup mix and devalue Candy Crush in two separate take downs. Also story time.
I realize I was an idiot and didn't upload something correctly and YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE DAVID'S THIRD THOUGHT!
Hiatus? From cheaply some four minute podcasts that take 10 to make? Yep kids, I am sucking big time at getting other stuff dune so this goes on the back burner. Don't worry! It will return in good time. Like, when I get a job and a subsequent commute.
Who would have thought that a Mars joke would spark an international armed conflict? Not Third Street Elementary School's PE teacher Cheryl Franklin. "Listen, I just meant it to be a lesson on astrophysics but I had no idea that it would have been so offensive." The teacher faces a charge that carries up to four years in a maximum security anti-joke prison.
This one was supposed to be uploaded now for two days and have blown it twice in a row. I am so good at this!
Who doesn't use duct tape as a permanent fix. Never in my life have I ever used duct tape as a temporary fix. Could explain why all the people keep falling off my ceiling though
Babies are getting high marks for creative crediting and advanced warfare tactics. Well played babies, well played
Do you ever wonder where your discarded q-tips go? I'm not talking about the ones you keep to make shrines to your favorite actor or whatever. Wait, I'm the only one who does this?
So you find the dog in the living room with the end of a broken shovel. It's covered in powdered sugar. The dog turns to you and says, "that's gonna be a sticky mess. Care to help out?"
We all know someone who is really good at not being really good at anything. Perhaps that's who I am
Pablo Casals, who performed at the UN recently, is 81. He agreed to have Robert Snyder make a movie short, “A Day in the Life of Pablo Casals.” Snyder asked Casals, the world’s foremost cellist, why he continues to practice four and five hours a day. Casals answered: “Because I think I am making progress.”
When it's all said and done, we will always remember our worst nights of Mexican food diahrea
The babies' demands are extensive and unwavering. Your government promises to defend ourselves from the pink nemesis as long as we must.
Open format office, never worked in one, but how are you expected to effectively fight someone to the death over poorly designed network folder hierarchy with people all around?
I wish I was a pen salesman. Do you know how much fun that would be? Wait, hold on, I mean the opposite of “fun”. Well, I guess it would be fun to sell to pen affectianados, but that sounds...weird
How do you like your eggs? And oh look at that! I labeled TWO episodes with the same number. Oops, now prepare for the entire collapse of society