SURVIVAL written by Lee Shackleford of Relativity.

Performed by Clarence Brown, Lee Shackleford, and Kyle Jones, all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast.

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TRANSCRIPT

CAPTAIN: Into the lifeboat, gentlemen. I’m afraid our ship has had it.
LIEUTENANT: Yes, sir. I’ll man the tiller — Jenkins, you man the oars.
JENKINS: Right, sir. Is it, uh, too soon to ask when we might eat, sir?
CAPTAIN: When we might WHAT?
JENKINS: Well, it helps to know these things, sir.
CAPTAIN: Our ship has just gone down, Jenkins, with massive loss of life!
LIEUTENANT: And now we’re stranded in a lifeboat, miles from anywhere!
JENKINS: I know, sir, it’s just that I skipped breakfast. Stupid of me, I know, sir.
LIEUTENANT: That WAS bloody stupid, Jenkins! Don’t you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day?
JENKINS: I know that now, sir. Won’t make that mistake again, sir. Not me.

THIS WAS “SURVIVAL” — featuring Clarence Brown, Lee Shackleford, and Kyle Jones, all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast. www.discussingwho.com.