His is a story of an unexpected and fascinating rise to the top. A small-town boy from the western coast of this great nation, he travelled east to a frozen wasteland called Michigan to become a man. But it was not until he reached the land in which our ancestors first settled that he was anointed by the gods as heir to the Pigskin Kingdom. Sixteen years later, an historic career having been achieved, he has taken his rightful place upon the throne. His name strikes fear into his enemies and puts words of petty complaint into the mouths of those too prideful to accept his superiority. To know him is to know greatness. This man is Tom Brady.

We don’t want to offend anyone, but if your hero isn’t Tom Brady, then your hero is dumb and so are you. In this episode, we will talk about why.