1. Lockdown is officially over… sort of
2. Colorado celebrating zero shark attacks
3. Any statues worth $200k won’t be ours for a while
4. Couple holding a car hostage is legally fine
5. There’s a new plant that eats things
6. Scaring children on purpose isn’t solid parenting
7. Stuffing up sign writing
8. Waiting for a car park has its limits
9. Is this the worst clickbait in history?

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