OK actually, this was going to be the 12 Rants of Christmas but I burnt my throat out so I'll have to owe you 4. You can decide if they're rants. Headphones ideal. In any case, take what you need from these into the new year.

1. Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger and You'll Be Gary Indiana*
2. What To Do When You Feel Invisible
3. Curriculum
4. The You Inside "You"
5. Not Crazy, Not Doomed
6. "Busy" Signals
7. Cheat Code 27C
8. Parasight

*The movie is Greaser's Palace.