Well fam, apparently there are still a few more chapters to Eclipse left. To what end? Very unclear to us. But here are some highlights of discussion from this chapter:

• The Volturi is the IRS but with murder
• Vampire bodies still make no sense??? Do they have organs??
• Melissa pulls a Bella and thinks everything’s about sex (even tho it’s also not NOT about sex…)
• We have conclusive evidence that even Carlisle hates Jasper

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