Team Objection Podcast: Recent Episodes
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The gang continues its journey from a few episodes, this time picking the best scorers in the Eastern Conference. Also, Chris can't do the math, Cody pulls from his past, Dave has a miserable five minutes, and Shaun plays it safe.
The gang does their quadrennial tradition and breaks down the presidential election -- or at least the current political climate. Also, Chris stands up for newspapers, Cody votes for anarchy, Dave faces serious accusations, and Shaun outs a family member.
The gang brings back an annual tradition like no other: previewing the new season of Phoenix Suns basketball. Also, Chris goes a little crazy, Dave takes out the trash, and Shaun is high on a new coach.
The gang brings back the regular trivia show with some new scoring twists. Also, Chris fixes a squeaky wheel, Cody is a man of the people, Dave tries to avoid heartbreak, and Shaun doesn't wear a kooky outfit.
The gang tries a new experiment, aiming to pick the best NBA scoring seasons of all-time in a draft format. Also, Chris works hard for the money, Cody loses his safety net, Dave doesn't know east from west, and Shaun hates a bumper sticker.
The gang catches up on recent happenings, like slap fighting, gender differences and a few recent games. Also, Chris wonders about a televised death, Cody finds the secret sauce, Dave looks for family decisions, and Shaun goes old man on basketball.
The gang finishes Nostalgia Month with a new host for trivia: Shaun. Also, Chris finally gets to play, Cody takes over scorekeeping, Dave can't believe his eyes, and Shaun dominates his own show.
The gang brings back another segment from the past, this time deciding which year in video games was the best ever. Also, Chris loses the chat overlay, Cody prepares some spoiled food, Dave doesn't finish the fight, and Shaun misses a meal four years ago.
The gang pulls back an idea from 11 years ago and updates it with a twist: the games they've played the most. Also, Chris loses an entire lifetime, Cody pours hours into multiplayer, Dave goes back to a classic, and Shaun insists on drinking.
The gang embarks on a new idea by looking back at the Playstation 2, one of the most successful consoles in history. Also, Chris gets the research done, Cody is a GTA fiend, Dave takes a game back, and Shaun pulls a distant memory.
The gang shuffles the cast to do a Challenge 40 draft and then a new segment called Please Do, Please Don't. Also, Chris loses his cool, Cody gives up on Star Wars, Dave has pros and cons for VR, Maisie makes an appearance, and Shaun gets things off his chest.
The gang reviews nine pizza chains in a live episode where at least one microphone dies along the way. Also, Chris brings back pizza cam, Cody is forced to share, Dave is live on location, and Shaun helps facilitate everything.
The gang fends off technical difficulties for the live show while talking about everything Olympics. Also, Chris looks back 30 years, Cody tries to build a team, Dave marvels at the shot put, and Shaun makes a Venn diagram.
The gang reviews the smash box office hit Deadpool & Wolverine, then talks about the state of the MCU as a whole. Also, Chris calls out bad takes, Cody hates Robert Downey Jr., Maisie makes a guest appearance, and Shaun goes in-depth on a tier list.
The gang brings back trivia night with a new contestant trying her best to win the title. Also, Chris can't read chat properly, Dave pays for his own hubris, Molly is released from the basement, and Shaun builds excuses in advance.
The gang discusses another massive presidential story, with Joe Biden dropping out of the race in July and backing Kamala Harris. Also, Chris is not a betting man, Cody would be mad about being shot at, Dave has the USA as his wife, and Shaun wants to support his country.
The gang tackles the complicated world of conspiracy theories in politics after the assassination attempt on Donald Trump. Also, Chris tackles criticism against the media, Cody predicts the end of a country's lifespan, and Shaun calls out hypocrisy.
The gang talks about the return of a beloved sports franchise and how modern sports games could still evolve. Also, Chris wants to borrow from real-life events, Cody might secretly be a Swiftie, and Shaun tries his best to keep including Dave.
The gang reviews a surprisingly strong Inside Out sequel and talks a bit about nostalgia and NBA free agency. Also, Chris misses an imaginary friend, Dave sees something in a particular character, and Shaun takes back a bad take.
The gang starts to break down some of the biggest names in wrestling of all-time, ending up with a Big 4. Also, Chris makes decisions with his head instead of his heart, and Cody wants to follow a charismatic cult leader.
The gang talks about a blockbuster Nintendo Direct, including Mario, Zelda, Metroid and more. Also, Chris wants to be taken for a ride, Dave teaches his kids about time, Michaela has a wish fulfilled, and Shaun learns about the furry revolution.
The gang tackles recent trending stories like poor management decisions, a lousy year at the box office, and the Lakers coaching search. Also, Chris drops a bomb on a bomb dropper, Cody definitely isn't a pirate, Dave goes broke at the movies, and Shaun defends an Oscar winner.
The gang tackles more media from the recent deluge, including the Haikyuu movie and the Scott Pilgrim TV show. Also, Chris hates an abrupt ending, Cody is too busy to beat Persona 5, and Shaun commits to his bits.
The gang lets Shaun ask a series of questions, but first Dave spends 20 minutes in interrogation. Also, Chris finally loses it, Cody changes sides, Dave can't handle the pressure, and Shaun starts a new business.
The gang catches up on several recent bits of pop culture, from X-Men '97 and Fall Guy to PokeRogue and Balatro. Also, Chris can't run from perfection, Cody makes an army of Sirfetch'ds, and Shaun still won't watch The Orville.
The gang deconstructs another disappointing Suns season, and tries to figure out who's to blame. Also, Chris insults emo haircuts, Dave tries to find a return in value, and Shaun gets a consolation prize.
The gang uses Shaun's absence to talk about other sports, specifically when teams abandon their current city and fans. Also, Chris harkens back to his youth, Cody decides to be less comfortable, and Dave tries to convert his children.
The gang catches up on some reviews, including two Final Fantasy games and Wrestlemania XL. Also, Chris wants a sense of urgency, Cody is silent for 45 minutes, Michaela enjoys a wacky sense of humor, and Shaun goes surprisingly high.
The gang brings on a special guest and does a tier list of the best contestants on the MTV reality show The Challenge. Also, Chris is there in spirit, Cody appreciates an instigator, Maisie finds out something sad, and Shaun goes to bat for a bad host.
The gang celebrates a trivia milestone with an exciting new final game and some statistics to boot. Also, Chris tries to hold it all together, Cody refuses to take points, Dave is shunned for having fun, and Shaun wears an interesting costume.
The gang goes through a mediocre video game bracket, talks about fitness trends and looks at the perils of sports gambling. Also, Chris gets sad about meager earnings, Cody is already nervous, Dave advocates for mental health, and Shaun finds out bourbon isn't healthy.
The gang brings back an old classic, Hall of Fame, and discusses the candidacy of Sylvester Stallone and Colin Farrell. Also, Chris is blown out and no one tells him, Cody makes his return, Dave pokes his head in the chat, and Shaun eats protein soup.
The gang talks about recommendations, a political update and a brief roast of the Suns. Also, Chris puts the others on blast, Dave worries about the next decade, and Shaun gives his book recommendations.
The gang runs through a bevy of topical stories, from young adult writing to Akira Toriyama's passing and more. Also, Chris tries not to lick boots, Dave takes a shot at Call of Duty, and Shaun goes off on a rant.
The gang ranks NBA teams, but not about basketball -- just how much they like or hate each franchise. Also, Chris has an unreasonable vendetta, Cody buries his hometown team, Dave lets go of his hatred, and Shaun has a recent grudge.
The gang brings back Headlines with looks at bad dinners, bad fast food pricing, Pokemon and more. Also, Chris comes in hot, Cody is a socialist, Dave comes in late, and Shaun is okay with some delays.
The gang brings back Time Capsule with a look back at everything that's made the cut. Also, Chris does the legwork, Cody gets overshadowed by dogs, Dave makes a stand on principle, and Shaun tries to hijack the segment.
The gang brings back an evening of trivia with a new game and some new hurdles on the set. Oh, and there's a new name for the show. Also, Chris solves problems on the fly, Cody can't spell, Dave despises the big wheel, and Shaun wears a few medals.
The gang does a twist on an old classic by talking about things they are grateful and hateful for. Also, Chris douses the fires of console wars, Cody takes shots at The Rock, Dave fights off a scammer, and Shaun doesn't want any brainwashing.
The gang catches up on several topics, like defense in the NBA, a trip to LA, Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl and more. Also, Chris introduces a new feature, Cody is close to winning a bet, Dave does a live unboxing, and Shaun enjoys an original story.
The gang looks at the biggest pop culture projects coming up in 2024, especially games and movies. Also, Chris moves to a new location, Cody adapts his high school friends, Dave feels the nervous jitters, and Shaun goes superspeed.
The gang looks at a massive year in gaming, including several candidates for the top spot. Also, Chris votes with his heart over his head, Dave strikes a pose, and Shaun prepares to do an impromptu intro
The gang continues its annual tradition of ranking the best pop culture from the year before, starting with television and film. Also, Chris wants a Red Dead Redemption show, Dave taps into the pulse of dads, and Shaun loses an important piece of history.
The gang finishes its list of the best first-party Nintendo games of all-time by wrapping up what's left. Also, Chris rolls up with his squad, Cody gets hit in the head, Dave's dad plays against himself, and Shaun has 15 things for a top 10..
The gang continues its trek through a ranking of the best Nintendo games with Pokemon, Fire Emblem and a few other RPG series. Also, Chris cleverly avoids a fight, Cody is wowed by a single moment, Michaela wants grounded stories, and Shaun's friend gives him a tip.
The gang continues a month of ranking the best Nintendo games ever with a tier list of 50+ Mario games. Also, Chris has to pivot to a new list, Cody did not do illegal activities, Dave makes an impassioned plea, and Shaun drives off the course.
The gang embarks on a monthlong journey to rate all the major Nintendo games and starts with perhaps the biggest series: the Legend of Zelda. Also, Chris debuts a new studio, Dave leans toward a classic, Michaela drives off the edge, and Shaun doesn't like size changes.
The gang does it biggest live trivia show yet, with several familiar faces playing along from home as well. Also, Chris juggles all the audio, Cody tries to avoid a collapse, Dave misses his spiked hair, and Shaun looks like Randy Savage.
The gang brings back Trivia Night amid a tight-knit contest where the winner comes down to the wire. Also, Chris completely botches the rules, Cody is too tired to win, Dave tries to use the format, and Shaun goes with the sequin approach.
The gang finishes going through their list of the best and worst cartoons of all-time, with some surprising agreements. Also, Chris throws shade at Rugrats, Cody wants everyone to be cruel, Dave relies on his feelings, and Shaun thinks Superman is a bitch.
The gang celebrates Halloween live by trying 25+ different candies and making a giant tier list of the best. Also, Chris is forced to eat chalk, Cody compares candy to a cleaning product, and Shaun puts everything in ice cream.
The gang examines the upcoming Phoenix Suns season...with one of the core members missing somehow. Also, Chris tries to break it all down, and Dave watches as the Diamondbacks make the World Series.
The gang ranks some of the best cartoons of all-time but runs out of time because there's so many. Also, Chris throws shade at Cyclops, Cody does not care for Johnny Bravo, Dave joins way too late, and Shaun wants characters who can die.
The gang celebrates a big win and talks about what might be the worst football and/or sports play they've ever seen. Also, Chris tries to find his self-esteem, Cody gets a friend into football, and Dave brings his wife to a sausage fest.
The gang discusses the Deandre Ayton trade, the Toy Story NFL broadcast, and the debut of the enormous Sphere in Vegas. Also, Chris wants more precision in sports, Cody is the target demographic, and Dave rues a missed opportunity.
The gang ranks the best frozen pizzas by baking them and trying them live on stream in a fancy setup. Also, Chris gets to be a videographer, Cody has his hopes and dreams shattered, Dave tries to rely on nostalgia, and Shaun throws the bakers under the bus.
The gang does something it never did before -- review one of the best TV shows of all-time, Justified. Also, Chris has a thing for side characters, Cody wants as much Walton Goggins as he can get, and Shaun eats on the show for the first time.
The gang looks at a busy year so far in TV, movies and video games, where the highs are high and the lows are low. Also, Chris takes a look at fatigue, Dave finds a cartoon his kids don't like, and Shaun admits Michaela might be right.
The gang puts a small twist on an old segment to talk about real-life issues that matter. Also, Chris works on thought-provoking questions, Cody gets bombarded after arrival, Dave can't predict the future, and Shaun only has time for the creme de la creme.
The gang brings back an old segment: Time Capsule, looking at the classic animated show Doug. Also, Chris gives an update on his disc golf career, Cody looks for a cheap alternative, and Dave can't bear the passage of time.
The gang ranks the best casual dining places, including fast food, in one of the biggest tier lists yet. Also, Chris backs down on an opinion immediately, Cody waits an hour for a quick meal, and Dave is the most generic man alive.
The gang goes over some topical highlights, including a shunned broadcaster, a forgotten conference and a big fighting tournament. Also, Chris extols the virtues of a new game, and Cody puts his expertise to the test.
The gang brings back Trivia Night and introduces a new game based on Higher or Lower. Also, Chris edits things on the fly, Dave celebrates too soon, Doug makes a second appearance, and Shaun goes for a brand-new outfit.
The gang runs through some recent headlines, from Twitter to Bronny James and the Barbenheimer phenomenon in between. Also, Chris marvels at how fast things change, Dave looks to capture magic in a bottle, and Shaun gets hyped for double features.
The gang does a tier ranking for all the Marvel movies and TV shows so far, including a couple one-off specials and big disappointments. Also, Chris wants more personal stakes, Cody continues to bury the Eternals, and Shaun advocates for a lesser-known show.
The gang finally gets to review Guardians of the Galaxy 3 with Dave out of town and out of the picture. Also, Chris yearns for personal stakes, Cody wants chaotic interactions, and Shaun doesn't ship two characters, but also does?
The gang finally gets to reviews of Across the Spiderverse and Ted Lasso S3, and decides how each compares to its predecessors. Also, Chris has thousands of problems, Cody conceals his hatred, Dave tries to find enjoyment, and Shaun has a pick for best character.
The gang breaks their promise not to talk about the Suns because of another megadeal taking place with Bradley Beal. Also, Chris pushes back against idiotic takes, and Dave calls out an NBA scout.
The gang heads into the NBA offseason by ranking the best players in Phoenix Suns franchise history. Also, Chris makes up rankings on the fly, Dave takes a stand for a modern player, and Shaun ends up being the deciding vote.
The gang ranks the best memes of the last decade, and finds common ground in the jokes that brought us together. Also, Chris abruptly throws shade at Elon Musk, Cody makes a late appearance, and Dave outs himself as a Zoomer.
The gang does some retrospective work on older video games, like Wind Waker being 20 years old or Street Fighter's journey from then to now. Also, Chris goes into some fighting game technical jargon, and Dave looks at things from a new perspective.
The gang sheds zero tears over the end of the Suns season, then gives early impressions of Tears of the Kingdom. Also, Chris asks a question about connectivity, and Dave looks at layers like an onion.
The gang does a show during Game 5, but adds some Mark Hamill, Ted Lasso and disappointment to the mix. Also, Chris abruptly leaves for a work call, Dave makes a veiled reference to a stranger, and Shaun goes off on Redfall.
The gang takes Dave through a therapy session as the Suns struggle in the second round, then talks a bit of Tears of the Kingdom. Also, Chris hates so hard he loses sleep, Dave looks forward to gaming with his son, and Shaun tries to help out but fails.
The gang runs through a quick breakdown of the NBA playoffs, as well as a terrible CEO and a quick review of the Mario movie. Also, Chris takes out his frustration on "context" comments, and Dave is all too happy to ignore lore.
The gang tries not to get salty as they tackle a tier list based on some of the most popular chips (and other related snacks). Also, Chris makes waves with a childhood opinion, Cody taps into his heritage, and Shaun enjoys a healthy alternative.
The gang looks at the Phoenix Suns as the start of the NBA Playoffs approaches with a matchup against the Los Angeles Clippers. Also, Chris mentions love in this house, Dave worries about the future, and Shaun relishes in the Mavs' demise.
The gang brings back Trivia Night following Dave's heartbreaking loss in the last edition. Also, Chris holds everything together with duct tape, Cody goes after a singular target, Dave gets into it with the judges, and Shaun is dressed for success.
The gang tackles a trio of reviews for recent content: The Last of Us, Creed III and Fire Emblem Engage. Also, Chris looks for an even fight, Cody doesn't want to go to the shadow realm, Dave has a unique perspective, and Shaun tries to get Dave on board.
The gang brings back a relic of an old segment, Hall of Fame, and decides whether three new candidates are worthy of entry into the hallowed halls. Also, Chris makes an executive decision, and Dave finds himself in the same ballpark.
The gang has to scramble with last-minute plans and settles on some thought-provoking questions, some of which don't suck. Also, Chris burns his fingers like a dumbass, and Dave gets excited by a video game song.
The gang returns to the normal setup to discuss the ubiquitous beast known as sports betting. Also, Chris makes a bet on a gun, Cody says people don't know shit, Dave is not a high roller, and Shaun tries to make Dave draw a line.
The gang does a show with an old-school bootleg setup, all to talk about the controversy surrounding Hogwarts Legacy. Also, Chris tries his best to run a show, Dave gets to point at Chris in person, and Shaun is a floating disembodied voice.
The gang talks about the NBA trade deadline, specifically the Phoenix Suns trading everything under the sun to get KEVIN DURANT. Also, Chris gets crabby about a prediction, Dave mourns the loss of Mikal Bridges, and Shaun makes an analogy with money.
The gang gives a full review to Nintendo's lightning rod of controversy, Pokemon Scarlet and Violet! Also, Chris becomes a hot take merchant, Michaela goes for a devastating score, and Shaun is the Nick Fury of Pokemon.
The gang looks at the rapid development of artificial intelligence, particularly when it comes to ChatGPT. Also, Chris brings up niche examples, Dave tries to play with the robots, and Shaun mourns the inevitable death of writing.
The gang brings back the trivia game show with new special guests, while trying to see if anyone can end Dave's winning streak. Also, Chris messes up a category, Dave has a close call, Jason teams up with a friend, and Shaun wishes for more spelling.
The gang talks about spending Dave's birthday together in a major snowstorm, then breaks down the breakdown of the Phoenix Suns. Also, Chris hasn't given up hope, Dave tries to remember the good ol' days, and Shaun becomes the ultimate pessimist.
The gang talks about some of their biggest accomplishments from 2022, then looks at a surprisingly busy start to video gaming in 2023. Also, Chris goes on a silent protest, Dave tricks Shaun with something he didn't say, and Shaun tries to get on Survivor.
The gang gets back together for its annual tradition: ranking the best games, movies and TV shows of the previous year. Also, Chris has an entire list disqualified, Dave takes a constant barrage of fire, and Shaun counts all the media he's consumed.
The gang concludes its monthlong journey through their picks for the best video games of all-time, counting down from #5 to #1. Also, Chris speaks from the heart, Dave goes back two decades, and Shaun shares goosebumps with Dave.
The gang continues its monthlong journey through their picks for the best video games of all-time, counting down from #15 to #6. Also, Chris takes a step back, Dave tries to understand his son, and Shaun criticizes a long-lost friend.
The gang continues its monthlong journey through their picks for the best video games of all-time, counting down from #25 to #16. Also, Chris calls out his younger self, Dave is looking a decade ahead, and Shaun lauds a game that makes you feel stuff.
The gang starts its monthlong journey through their picks for the best video games of all-time, starting with a ton of quality titles that didn't make the cut. Also, Chris botches the start of the show, Dave gets put on the spot, and Shaun comes prepared with beef.
The gang isn't a gang at all this week -- it's just Chris, who spends a half hour talking to himself about the upcoming list of the best video games of all-time, the weird year in pop culture that was 2022, Twitter's meteoric downfall, and a casual fan's take on the World Cup.
The gang gives their early impressions of Pokemon Scarlet/Violet and then discusses the Phoenix Suns' season so far. Also, Chris is used to being derailed, Dave might finally take the plunge, and Shaun doesn't want to spend time in school.
The gang runs through timely topics including the election, a recent marathon, a disc golf tournament and the end of society. Also, Chris tries to fix things on the fly, and Dave runs into his arch-rival in New York.
The gang brings in a new guest for the trivia show, and introduces a new game that definitely isn't Family Feud shut up shut up. Also, Chris makes a last-minute change, Dave opts to play the heel, Nick tries to break a curse, and Shaun merely adopted the dark.
The gang breaks down the latest Suns season, including the fallout from last year's disappointing end and what might happen this year. Also, Chris calls out stupid opinions, Dave tries to keep his optimism, and Shaun has been hurt before.
The gang goes rapid-fire through some quick topics like Draymond Green, Muse and the Mario movie, then debates if this is the Golden Age of television. Also, Chris tries to play the role of contrarian, Dave learns through re-runs, and Shaun insults someone with an accent.
The gang looks on in horror as Shaun leads a mystery segment, though it ends up going just fine. Also, Chris relies on his memory of the past, Dave changes his mind last minute, and Shaun tries to keep track of the score.
The gang discusses Robert Sarver's "choice" to sell the Phoenix Suns, and goes on a quick tour of other sports stories on Federer, Pujols and more. Also, Chris sees something for the last time in his life, and Dave wishes we didn't have to see it to believe it.
The gang discusses Robert Sarver's "choice" to sell the Phoenix Suns, and goes on a quick tour of other sports stories on Federer, Pujols and more. Also, Chris sees something for the last time in his life, and Dave wishes we didn't have to see it to believe it.
The gang discusses Robert Sarver's "choice" to sell the Phoenix Suns, and goes on a quick tour of other sports stories on Federer, Pujols and more. Also, Chris sees something for the last time in his life, and Dave wishes we didn't have to see it to believe it.
The gang runs episode 3 of Trivia Night with three brand-new games and a finish that comes right down to the wire. Also, Chris juggles too many things, Dave goes ham on science, Michaela looks for what spells success, and Shaun tries a new retro look.
The gang runs episode 3 of Trivia Night with three brand-new games and a finish that comes right down to the wire. Also, Chris juggles too many things, Dave goes ham on science, Michaela looks for what spells success, and Shaun tries a new retro look.
The gang runs episode 3 of Trivia Night with three brand-new games and a finish that comes right down to the wire. Also, Chris juggles too many things, Dave goes ham on science, Michaela looks for what spells success, and Shaun tries a new retro look.
The gang talks about multiple big news stories from that day: the Nintendo Direct and Breath of the Wild 2, State of Play, Robert Sarver and more. Also, Chris laments a fallen franchise, Dave wants to go to Hogwarts, Michaela moves very slowly, and Shaun is not impressed by punishment.
The gang talks about multiple big news stories from that day: the Nintendo Direct and Breath of the Wild 2, State of Play, Robert Sarver and more. Also, Chris laments a fallen franchise, Dave wants to go to Hogwarts, Michaela moves very slowly, and Shaun is not impressed by punishment.
The gang talks about multiple big news stories from that day: the Nintendo Direct and Breath of the Wild 2, State of Play, Robert Sarver and more. Also, Chris laments a fallen franchise, Dave wants to go to Hogwarts, Michaela moves very slowly, and Shaun is not impressed by punishment.
The gang finally tackles a discussion on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and asks the question: Has the MCU gotten too big for its own good? Also, Chris draws a line in the sand, Cody has no trouble picking favorites, Dave brings a new perspective, and Shaun doesn't want a multiverse.
The gang finally tackles a discussion on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and asks the question: Has the MCU gotten too big for its own good? Also, Chris draws a line in the sand, Cody has no trouble picking favorites, Dave brings a new perspective, and Shaun doesn't want a multiverse.
The gang finally tackles a discussion on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and asks the question: Has the MCU gotten too big for its own good? Also, Chris draws a line in the sand, Cody has no trouble picking favorites, Dave brings a new perspective, and Shaun doesn't want a multiverse.
The gang goes down some surprising rabbit holes in a stream of consciousness episode, including some heavy looks at life. Also, Chris tries to make himself uncomfortable, and Dave has no interest in an us vs. them scenario.
The gang runs in a new configuration for the first time, and talks about what makes the best media resonate with those who consume it. Also, Chris may have already peaked, Dave doesn't know what to do with himself, and Doug enjoys his time with his friends.
The gang tackles a mix of Hot Take and Headlines with some thought-provoking recent stories that got social media all riled up. Also, Chris goes on an anti-feminism rant, and Dave goes looking for supportive relationships.
The gang runs its custom game show for the second time, this time with all new games and a new contestant as well. Also, Chris abandons his sportcoat early, Cody targets a specific player, Dave gets gussied up for the night, and Shaun's future is so bright he needs shades.
The gang talks about some of the transformative moments in video games, as well as what drives people to play and finish certain types. Also, Chris tries to invent a training montage, Dave does nothing but disappoint Shaun, and Shaun has cats clawing out his eyes.
The gang talks about Netflix's terrible second quarter for a bit before turning to the big topic: four deckbuilder reviews for Slay the Spire, Roguebook, Monster Train and Across the Obelisk. Also, Chris leaves things muted for about a minute, and Shaun has a surprise favorite emerge.
The gang talks about a championship in the ranks and one of the worst musical decisions we've ever seen. Also, Chris doesn't know what the future has in store, and Dave finally comes around on something after 20 years.
The gang takes a look at a couple recent pieces of media: the first part of Spy x Family and the huge blockbuster known as Top Gun Maverick. Also, Chris is not a fan of brotherly love, Michaela calls out filmmakers for sequels, and Shaun is more interested in talking than sex.
The gang introduces a brand-new evening of fun, an entire show dedicated to a trivia format. Also, Chris gets dressed for success, Dave has a nail-biting finish, Doug enters a tag team with Maisie, and Shaun tries to support Daniel Craig.
The gang starts to whittle down the 64 best sitcoms of all-time in the biggest tournament yet -- so big it'll take multiple weeks. Also, Chris faces some close calls, Cody finally gets to turn the tables, Dave loses on an easy choice, and Shaun joins forces with Cody.
The gang starts to whittle down the 64 best sitcoms of all-time in the biggest tournament yet -- so big it'll take multiple weeks. Also, Chris makes some sweeping generalizations, Cody arrives unfashionably late, Dave votes off something he loves, and Shaun finds common ground on Friends.
The gang starts to whittle down the 64 best sitcoms of all-time in the biggest tournament yet -- so big it'll take multiple weeks. Also, Chris pivots to a quick movie review, Cody goes on a journalism rant, Dave arrives unfashionably late, and Shaun is a fan of saucy old women.
The gang gets back on track with a regular episode after a tumultuous month, including a quick board game review and a look at their vacation. Also, Chris has a very specific desire, Dave makes an excellent summary, and Shaun goes off the beaten path.
The gang tackles an early episode with two overdue reviews on TV show season fours: Haikyu and Cobra Kai. Also, Chris questions an early-season decision, Michaela picks her favorite moment, and Shaun gives something a solid score.
The gang does an emergency Sunday night show to discuss the absolute disaster that was the Phoenix Suns in Game 7. Also, Chris breaks news live on the show, Dave wonders what's the point of it all, and Shaun comes armed with several hot takes.
The gang brings back a strikingly familiar show, including Time Capsule and Death Match/Buzz Off, because the overlap is just too good. Also, Chris is easily distracted by colors, Dave is accused of being silly, and Shaun challenges Dave to push himself.
The gang brings back a few long-forgotten segments, including Time Capsule and Death Match/Buzz Off, to fill the gaps in a busy week. Also, Chris uses homework as a smokescreen, Dave dips his toes into imagination, and Shaun blames a child for getting hit.
The gang makes up for missing a week by debating what "good" means and talking about the Suns' playoff journey so far. Also, Chris stumbles into a trap he set himself, Dave tries to antagonize Shaun, and Shaun tries to antagonize Dave.
The gang looks ahead to the NBA Playoffs and comes to terms with the Suns being the prohibitive favorites. Also, Chris stomps on the Lakers' grave one last time, Dave leans toward spiteful outcomes, and Shaun wants to run it back again.
The gang sets up a 32-team bracket to decide the best sitdown restaurant of all-time in a fight to the death. Also, Chris downvotes something into oblivion, Cody makes a secret play, Dave refuses to let the robots win, and Shaun is a good ol' country boy.
The gang goes shorthanded this week but big on topics, including a rant against a race for fourth place and an unsurprising delay of a major game title. Also, Chris finds a new low in online discourse, and Dave wins a bet before the season is over.
The gang throws everyone a curve by not talking about basketball, but instead bringing back Blank Check with March-related searches. Also, Chris finally gets to participate in a game, Dave becomes an aggressive host, and Shaun goes after false advertising.
The gang goes in hard on LeBron James, Russell Westbrook, and the most overhyped team in the NBA so far this season, plus therapy! Also, Chris takes over for three minutes, Dave loses his respect for someone, and Shaun takes out his aggression on Gandhi.
The gang brings back Hit List with a guest contestant and the finish of our game show comes down to the wire again. Also, Chris puts baby in the corner, Dave tries to make a furious comeback, Doug employs a bit of strategy, and Shaun forgets that Big Bang Theory exists.
The gang covers for Dave in Vegas by talking about a grab bag of topics, including Elden Ring, Pokemon and Lord of the Rings. Also, Chris disappears for 10 minutes, Michaela makes a stand in the new format, and Shaun gets more mad at Dave in his absence.
The gang tries out a new game show segment where contestants have to name the correct answers on a giant ranked board. Also, Chris builds a TV show from scratch, Dave follows the trends of the past, and Shaun also follows the trends of the past.
The gang goes through a variety of topics, including a surprising video game, a strong Dave recommendation, and a quick look at the Suns. Also, Chris throws a player under the bus, Dave is immediately put under scrutiny, and Shaun tells football to get it together.
The gang discusses the upcoming release of the Steam Deck, makes a game recommendation and dives into the last couple months of the Suns' season. Also, Chris works on some shiny intro additions, Dave puts a prized possession on the line, and Shaun puts a prized possession on the line.
The gang takes the time to rate each Marvel movie on its importance and how good it is, so Dave can go through them. Also, Chris makes a fancy presentation, Cody downvotes a film into oblivion, Dave asks insightful questions, and Shaun applies pressure on his favorite.
The gang breaks down 32 of the biggest fast food chains in the country to decide which is the winner. Also, Chris tries to fit in the margins, Cody comes in with a hidden agenda, Dave surprises everyone with an alliance, and Shaun refuses to let something stand.
The gang brings back an old friend with the Headlines segment, including a disappointing Matrix sequel and cows that can see all realities. Also, Chris breaks the bank on a board game, Dave shuns feelings for a business perspective, and Shaun tiptoes around movie spoilers.
The gang brings back its annual tradition of picking the best movies, TV shows and video games of the year before. Also, Chris has to speak faster than ever, Dave goes off the reservation on a choice, and Shaun has four No. 1 choices.
The gang sorts through a tournament of the best 32 Christmas movies of all-time, leading to several fistfights before a winner is chosen. Also, Chris makes a false statement, Cody has an agenda from the start, Dave changes preferences as he gets older, and Shaun loses faith in his fellow co-hosts.
The gang goes back to its roots and looks at the very first episode of the show, including what's changed and what's stayed the same since then. Also, Chris ignores his known flaws, Dave corrupts a co-host forever, and Shaun used to be a nice boy.
The gang makes a segment so nice they run it twice, then tries something new with a familiar game show live on air. Also, Chris threatens his entire career, Dave has a story hit close to home, and Shaun is unimpressed by suburban life.
The gang brings in some hot takes on Marvel movies, Halo multiplayer and stupid people, then talks about the Suns and their 16-game winning streak. Also, Chris goes for the mildest approach possible, Dave makes Shaun proud with a reference, and Shaun's wife helps him keep perspective.
The gang looks at the newest entry in the Metroid series, including why 2D works great for this game and their hopes for what's next. Also, Chris makes a few gentle suggestions, and Shaun finds some replay value for the first time.
The gang looks at a topsy turvy start to the NBA season, including Nikola Jokic killing someone, Ben Simmons holding out, and the Suns so far. Also, Chris deals with Skype's nonsense, Dave wants off the roller coaster, and Shaun gives Chris props for once.
The gang makes do with a shorthanded situation by relying on their Old Faithful: a random quiz from social media. Also, Chris has finally stopped eating things off the ground, and Dave makes a fatal mistake he won't soon forget.
The gang looks at some great video games with flawed beginnings or endings, while making a few people upset along the way. Also, Chris takes two controversial stances, Dave gets lost in the Kingdom Hearts series, and Shaun doesn't always love the bait and switch.
The gang looks at the Phoenix Suns as the season begins, and wonders what the view is like from the top. Also, Chris looks for improvement from within, Dave goes for the biggest prediction, and Shaun puts people in their place.
The gang tackles some other pressing topics after episode 500, like Sora being added to Smash and another disc golf tourney, before reviewing Ted Lasso season 2. Also, Chris tries to hold himself accountable, Cody boosts his self-esteem, Dave gets Shaun's pity, and Shaun throws things away quickly.
The gang celebrates 500 episodes with a triviapalooza of movie quotes and music from the 2010s, and audience giveaways! Also, Chris holds everything together, Cody pleads for extra points, Dave surprises everyone, and Shaun talks about winning with grace.
The gang looks at the NBA Media Day circus, now with bonus COVID-19, and runs through fun facts and the shortest console war of all-time. Also, Chris tries to put himself in someone else's shoes, Dave tries to outsmart an Oreo, and Shaun presents an opinion as fact.
The gang brings the show live on YouTube while trying to keep any hiccups minimal in the process. Also, Chris is excited about a new Tales game, Dave tries to avoid microtransaction nonsense, and Shaun enjoys killing things in his sandbox.
The gang brings back an old segment, Hot Take, and tries not to get canceled in the process. Also, Chris has to bite his tongue, Dave makes an improbable comeback, and Shaun makes an appeal like never before.
The gang makes up for a lost episode by covering many of the same topics, including Jeopardy, NBA 2K and roguelikes. Also, Chris identifies the worst character in media, Dave is put between two recommendations, and Shaun continues his vendetta against Luka Doncic.
The gang catches up on all the video games they've been playing, including some weird and controversial picks. Also, Chris doesn't do the segment properly, Dave prepares to defend himself, and Shaun feels rejection at every turn.
The gang tackles two important pieces of media at once: season one of Ted Lasso and the long-awaited follow-up Space Jam 2. Also, Chris doesn't have time for misunderstandings, Dave finds his TV comfort food, and Shaun doesn't find anything funny.
The gang puts a pin in the Suns' impressive season, and starts to look to what hopes to be a bright future. Also, Chris avoids feeling too much, Dave waits to get punched in the stomach, and Shaun tries to gauge how afraid he should be.
The gang skips the usual setup to do a live review of Trails of Cold Steel IV, breaking down the end of the saga and the four-game arc as a whole. Also, Chris tries his best to see both sides, and Michaela takes the nuclear option for her score.
The gang talks about the ever-changing NBA Finals, then breaks down Chris winning his first ever official PDGA disc golf tournament. Also, Chris sets his sights on his 40s, Dave gets his kids on television, and Shaun is a prophet of destruction.
The gang dissects Game 1 of the NBA Finals and talks about the outlook for the series, and then Nintendo's disastrous choice. Also, Chris tries to fend off unexpected events, Dave gets the opportunity of a lifetime, and Shaun revels in other fans' suffering.
The gang mourns Shaun's death by talking about a variety of quick-hitting topics, from next-gen systems to disc golf highlights. Also, Chris tries his best to set the scene, Dave gives away the big reveal, and Cody roots against a movie's protagonist.
The gang talks about the Suns' crazy last-second victory in game two over Los Angeles, and wonders how Phoenix doesn't get any respect. Also, Chris picks a new favorite, Dave has a reduced celebration, and Shaun emerges from a decade of misery.
The gang talks about the biggest news out of E3, then discusses the Suns in a segment that gets blown apart by the day and a half before it airs. Also, Chris calls Final Fantasy a sausage fest, Dave isn't interested in an asterisk, and Shaun only wants to half pay attention.
The gang puts off talking about the Phoenix Suns to mention E3 and the rumors about a new version of the Switch. Also, Chris wants access to secret metrics, Dave admits that he might be petty, and Shaun gets paid off by Gamestop.
The gang tries to make sense of the L.A. Lakers' total lack of effort in Game 5 of their series with the Suns, and starts to feel perhaps the slightest bit of hope. Also, Chris adds to his list of hatred, Dave demands a 50-point game, and Shaun doesn't care about Irish people.
The gang finds out the Suns' first-round matchup and talks about the implications in a Pardon the Interruption style show. Also, Chris becomes a TV producer, Dave presents an unexpected contest, and Shaun is surprised not to be the least optimistic.
The gang introduce a new member and bring back an old segment with unfamiliar faces. Also, Chris puts extra work in the overlays, Cody is too young to understand Craigslist, Dave doesn't know what music he likes, and Shaun dreads a dreadfully slow death.
The gang tries to manage their expectations as they watch the most successful Suns season in more than a decade. Also, Chris sneaks in a disc golf humblebrag, Dave goes down an old rabbit hole, and Shaun is prepared to buy bad memorabilia.
The gang works on a new recommendation for Dave before he flips the tables and presents his own suggestion. Also, Chris changes things on the fly, Dave can tell when it's fake and when it's not, and Shaun gets taken out of the experience.
The gang talks about future ideas for the show, including more tournament bracket fights and reviews with a twist. Also, Chris pours some water on a fire, Dave is still there in spirit, and Shaun just wants Dave to love him.
The gang examine the trends of pop culture journalism, including IGN and other useless articles online. Also, Chris mourns the lack of worthwhile writing, Dave shoots lasers into his eyes, and Shaun gives up on his defense.
Music: "Troupe Gramarye" by Noriyuki Iwadare "Night at the Octodrag" by Thee Jaguar Sharks
Production Assistance: Tony Robinson, Executive Producer
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The gang dissects the Space Jam 2 trailer, including the inevitable Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James conversation it has reignited. Also, Chris fakes it until he makes it, Dave finds ways to get invested, and Shaun wants the movie to contain basketball.
The gang takes a unique approach to March Madness by tackling a bracket with all the major Jackbox Party Pack entries. Also, Chris hearkens back to his younger days, Dave battles with his head and heart, and Shaun just doesn't have the energy for it.
The gang looks back at the last year of COVID-19 and ranks the most important things that got them through the toughest times. Also, Chris takes two pages from Shaun's book, Dave blows away the judges, and Shaun makes a difficult admission.
The gang finally tackles a follow-up to one of their favorite games of all-time while talking about a lost episode in the process. Also, Chris is disheartened by an ending choice, Dave has a void in his heart, and Shaun loves his murder detectives.
The gang discusses WandaVision and other TV trends, including fan theories and how they can go wrong. Also, Chris makes a plea for sanity, Dave keeps going back to the well, and Shaun wants to get to the nitty-gritty.
The gang gives their early impressions of Persona 5 Strikers, including the pros and cons of taking an RPG series into the action realm. Also, Chris wants what he can't have, Dave throws Grand Theft Auto fans under the bus, and Shaun takes a liking to new characters.
The gang talks about supporting a winning team (the Suns) for the first time in a decade, and how their hearts sing in the chaos. Also, Chris holds a journalism grudge, and Dave tries to take Shaun out of the intro.
The gang throws down some blistering opinions with the help of a new (imaginary?) advisory board for Hot Take. Also, Chris gets ratio'd into oblivion, Dave gets lost in an echo chamber, and Shaun tries not to hold a grudge.
The gang finally caves and talks about the diseased elephant in the room: COVID, the distribution of the vaccine and more. Also, Chris asks a question about glasses, Dave tries a tactic to bring in listeners, and Shaun turns down a chance to play basketball.
The gang dissects mutants and superheroes before trying to find the bright side of the Suns. Also, Chris looks for super mishaps, Dave doesn't support beastiality, and Shaun tries to step away from the ledge.
The gang talks about Last of Us II, Among Us, alien takeovers and popular board games. Also, Chris points out a common formula, Dave proposes a color-based system, and Shaun doesn't want to trade sheep for wood.
The gang merges a recent segment with a bit of basketball talk, blurring the lines for the sake of punditry. Also, Chris challenges himself in strange ways, Dave enjoys getting pummeled, and Shaun tries to stay away from the ledge.
The gang looks back at the best in pop culture from the last year -- TV, video games, movies and more -- with some alterations for a bizarre 2020. Also, Chris looks down at misery porn, Dave makes Shaun stop and consider, and Shaun chronicles the past in graph form.
The gang conjures up memories of the old Lightning Round by diving into some quick topics before the end of the year. Also, Chris has a mediocre callback, Dave is the voice of the voiceless, and Shaun of all people tells folks to calm down.
The gang delves into what is sure to be a divisive 32-song bracket to determine the best piece of Christmas music ever made -- including a contender that wasn't even listed. Also, Chris is set in his ways, Dave votes against his conscience, and Shaun turns the tournament on its head.
The gang debuts a new segment at Shaun's suggestion and throws caution to the wind. Also, Chris finishes a war that should never have started, Dave supports humanity over greed, and Shaun puts Star Wars fans on notice.
The gang tackles the abbreviated NBA offseason and tries to come to terms with feeling...hope?...and optimism?...about their favorite team. Also, Chris takes the biggest swing, Dave looks out for a twin who's fallen on hard times, and Shaun fights a war against malapropisms.
The gang breaks down the blockbuster deal sending Chris Paul to the Phoenix Suns, including well wishes for the players heading to OKC. Also, Chris gets feisty towards the end, Dave flips the script on a jerk, and Shaun tries to keep his hopes from getting too high.
The gang records before the election and talks about softer subjects, like whether their current age is a time to find peace. Also, Chris misremembers a woman's name, Dave invents new code words for past exes, and Shaun promises to beat Dave's kids at basketball.
The gang talks a little bit about the upcoming election and then touches on recent video games in their orbit. Also, Chris makes what could be an unpopular statement, Dave uses goods as leverage, and Shaun makes a list and checks it twice.
The gang looks at the current climate of major sports in America and discusses why football is overrated. Also, Chris imagines a college athlete getting pulverized, Dave goes for easy access, and Shaun becomes a Michelle Branch megafan.
The gang adds the Lakers' most recent championship to the equation to see if it changes who is the best basketball player of all-time. Also, Chris is hung on up one glaring issue, Dave tries to go off feel, and Shaun shuts down the debate.
The gang looks at RPG protagonists and decides which is better: self-inserts or established characters. Also, Chris takes a veiled shot at Dave, Dave becomes Shaun for a short time, and Shaun becomes Dave for a short time.
The gang talks about beloved video games that they just didn't enjoy, as well as a few guilty pleasures along the way. Also, Chris takes a milquetoast stance, Dave feels frozen out by a lack of direction, and Shaun gets to hear his favorite words.
The gang debuts a spicy intro video, then discusses all the news from the Playstation 5 and Xbox Series X announcements. Also, Chris butchers his very first line, Dave is nearly swayed at the last minute, and Shaun sees a gunman wherever he looks.
The gang looks at their video game careers, from the most difficult title they've conquered to their most proud accomplishments. Also, Chris sidesteps an entire topic, Dave keeps getting a surprise guest, and Shaun has a five-hour fever dream.
The gang continues Dave's journey into great video games, ponders the new Mario collection and examines the Steve Nash hire in Brooklyn. Also, Chris wants to give away his money, Dave keeps pounding the table, and Shaun looks for a good starting point.
The gang tries to keep its streak going by recommending another strong video game for Dave to catch up on. Also, Chris tries to manufacture some vitriol, Dave solves a Rubik's Cube on air, and Shaun doesn't believe Dave can solve a Rubik's Cube on air.
The gang finally gets to a homework assignment by discussing the best and worst side quests in video game history. Also, Chris makes a sentimental choice, Dave pushes an unpopular opinion, and Shaun pushes for even more story.
The gang celebrates Dave completing another video game by allowing him to talk about Arthur Morgan's adventures in Red Dead Redemption II. Also, Chris resents a change for the worse, Dave is a softie for a man who goes soft, and Shaun makes his voice crack on purpose.
The gang fulfills their promise to talk about the Suns now that they moved to 7-0 in the bubble, while lamenting the road to the playoffs that awaits them. Also, Chris tries to enjoy the moment, Dave is fine with things not being out in the open, and Shaun quells his worries.
The gang tries to come to terms with the Suns doing something decent for once, no matter how short-lived it might be. Also, Chris tries his best not to be hurt all over again, and Shaun makes his case for heart over talent.
Music: "Troupe Gramarye" by Noriyuki Iwadare "Night at the Octodrag" by Thee Jaguar Sharks
Production Assistance: Tony Robinson, Executive Producer
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The gang tries to predict what will happen with the Suns and the NBA inside the bubble as the season resumes in Florida. Also, Chris envisions a beautiful future, Dave looks for something vulgar, and Shaun is cautiously optimistic.
The gang finishes what it started by ranking the second half of all Pixar movies ever made, including some favorites and some real disappointments. Also, Chris disagrees strongly with overexposed characters, Dave disagrees strongly with Shaun, and Shaun disagrees strongly with Dave.
The gang does something completely unique and original by reviewing the little-known indie film Hamilton. Also, Chris tries to stop throwing money away, Dave wants an extended recital from memory, and Shaun thinks about songs in his dreams.
The gang delves into Pixar's rich catalog of animated movies and talks about their favorites -- and least favorites. Also, Chris takes an unusual approach, Dave doesn't want to get started, and Shaun is worried about flat earthers.
The gang talks about the newly released details on the Playstation 5, then discusses important protests and entrenched positions. Also, Chris gets punished for imperfect grades, Dave makes a flat earth joke, and Shaun tries hard to hold on to a thought.
The gang lets Chris review a three-year-old game in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, while Michaela appears out of nowhere. Also, Chris is flummoxed by good and bad, Dave goes back to his childhood, and Shaun talks about his professionalism.
The gang lets Dave review a decade-old video game in Red Dead Redemption, and looks back on the early, early days. Also, Chris takes a trip down memory lane, Dave goes looking for redemption, and Shaun refuses to leave a game unfinished.
The gang discusses how much competitive drive is too much, and why lotteries might not be the best. Also, Chris keeps making dumb mistakes, Dave decides when someone can't flip the switch, and Shaun wants people to be punched in the dick.
The gang examines backlash to recent casting decisions for season two of the Mandalorian and long-form vs. short-form improv. Also, Chris is losing or finding his marbles, Dave breaks down cupcakes, and Shaun will not be silenced.
The gang talks about homemade haircuts in a time of pandemic, a little more on The Last Dance and...taking plasma from children? Also, Chris is not pleased that he was psychic, Dave gives his wife limited credit, and Shaun wishes bad things for baby boomers.
The gang gives a full review to the first three seasons of the volleyball anime Haikyuu, including favorite characters and moments. Also, Chris introduces a brand new look, Michaela picks up a new interest, and Shaun gets hyped for his weekend plans.
The gang gives a full review to Trails of Cold Steel III after finally beating it, seven months and 100+ hours later, including a breakdown by character, story, etc. Also, Chris decides what might be the most broken, and Michaela is a little curt about the abrupt ending.
The gang talks about gaming amid the pandemic, including Final Fantasy VII Remake and Persona 5 Royal, then what it would take to bring the NBA back. Also, Chris threatens to kidnap Dave's daughter, Dave resigns himself to a reality TV future, and Shaun looks for a strange fan overlap.
The gang looks at how their lives have changed amid the COVID-19 pandemic and what they've learned from the process so far. Also, Chris tries to piece it all together, Dave has a hard time with time, and Shaun considers his immortality.
The gang talks about the PS5's controller reveal and how sports leagues might try to return in a COVID-19 world. Also, Chris lays out a complicated situation, Dave tries to take honest recommendations, and Shaun will break an accessory at any cost.
The gang takes one more look at Persona 5 now that Dave has beaten the game, and picks the brain of a series newcomer. Also, Chris is not hot for teacher, Dave has a newfound bae, and Shaun takes a potshot at Star Wars.
The gang makes some recommendations for binge watching and gaming given the current coronavirus situation. Also, Chris is close to losing his mind, Dave wants to document history, and Shaun gets emotional at a big moment.
The gang continues its look at the best video games of each year, turning to a potential titan in 2001. Also, Chris overcomes a shoddy youth, Dave can't overcome a shoddy connection, and Shaun positions himself to be in an entourage.
The gang talks about a disappointing month or so for their beloved Phoenix Suns, and the burden of expectations. Also, Chris makes a plea for common sense, Dave is willing to steal from LeBron, and Shaun makes a Titanic analogy.
The gang lets Shaun take the wheel in episode planning, and it results in a surprisingly cohesive show. Also, Chris has no time for nonsense, Dave is repulsed by anime, and Shaun shows off his memorization.
The gang examines the slam dunk contest's injustice, looks at other All-Star events from the weekend, and talks a bit of politics toward the end. Also, Chris is a little too mean to children, and Dave tries his best to avoid demigods.
The gang finally delves into a Hate Round style podcast as promised for weeks, with ire for creative criticism, political nonsense and social media. Also, Chris longs for the man on the street, Dave gives us a marriage joke, and Shaun exploits his dog.
AS PROMISED IT'S A RAGE PODCAST ABOUT DEVIN BOOKER NOT MAKING THE ALL-STAR GAME SO WATCH OUT FOR PROFANITY AND ALSO SCREW YOU RUSSELL WESTBROOK
The gang checks in on the Phoenix Suns' progress after blowing out the Mavericks, and looks back on the life of Kobe Bryant. Also, Chris asks for common decency, Dave hopes for the bare minimum, and Shaun keeps his expectations under control.
The gang looks back on the last decade and picks their favorites in video games, a tall task in 10 years loaded with some all-time greats. Also, Chris goes too hard on honorable mention, Dave gets four strikes before he's out, and Shaun gives himself a demerit.
The gang looks back on the last decade and picks their favorites in television and movies, with decent overlap and very few fights to the death. Also, Chris goes with his heart, Dave is torn between two choices, and Shaun isn't here for the struggle.
The gang continues an annual tradition by looking back at their top five movies, video games and television shows of the previous year. Also, Chris hits theaters more than ever, Dave gets a reluctant seal of approval, and Shaun tosses a coin to his Witcher.
The gang welcomes back Dave and gives a spoiler-laden review of the final Star Wars movie in the Skywalker saga. Also, Chris gives a scalding warm take, Dave avoids a spoiler from the trailer, and Shaun states his case for a prequel.
The gang look at the Phoenix Suns' season so far as center Deandre Ayton returns from his 25-game suspension. Also, Chris tries to be an optimist for once, and Shaun tries to be a pessimist for once.
The gang looks at the highly anticipated sequel to the breakout hit of several years ago: Frozen 2. Also, Chris makes a brave claim on the soundtrack, Michaela gets grief for an age-old issue, and Shaun looks around for a villain.
The gang welcomes two seldom-seen faces as they review perhaps the most controversial game of 2019: Pokemon Sword and Shield. Also, Chris improves his quality of life, Gary gets pulled back in, Michaela adores a new pony, and Shaun avenges his dead father.
The gang starts a new segment looking at the biggest and most influential years of video gaming, opening with 1996 and its star headliner, Super Mario 64. Also, Chris goes back to the days of polyester pants, and Shaun goes back to the days of a disappointing friend.
The gang goes back to their roots by doing the lightning round format about Dave's new kid, the new and improved Sonic trailer, and more. Also, Chris makes an unpopular statement, Dave makes a Power Rangers reference, and Shaun makes an unpopular statement.
The gang discusses the Suns' 5-2 opening to the new season and whether that success is sustainable or just a flash in the pan. Also, Chris has a hard time embracing happiness, and Dave gets put on the spot for trivia.
The gang talks about IGN's changes to their list of the top 100 video games of all-time, and whether or not those changes make sense. Also, Chris is unhappy when he should be happy, Dave wanders into a big new world, and Shaun can't understand this for the life of him.
The gang talks about IGN's changes to their list of the top 100 video games of all-time, and whether or not those changes make sense. Also, Chris throws a potshot at hipsters, Dave talks about something feeling so big, and Shaun takes an objective approach.
The gang previews the upcoming Phoenix Suns season and sets their hopes for...another sub-.500 outcome?? Also, Chris doesn't understand some people, Dave gets an unexpected visitor, and Shaun looks for an overnight transformation.
The gang tackles serious adult issues like being finished with student debt and the positives and negatives of children. Also, Chris says something nice about his mom, and Dave looks ahead to his 50s and beyond.
The gang lets Dave plan an episode and he responds by bringing in some sweet topics, like a botched proposal and a cake/pie hybrid. Also, Chris burns through rejected ideas, Dave yearns for the old days, and Shaun plans the perfect evening.
The gang debates the most well-known person across all of history, considering some obvious choices and some off-the-wall ones as well. Also, Chris apologies for another Chris, Dave gives credit to a supergroup, and Shaun accuses Dave of having a bad egg.
The gang stands up for their boy Devin Booker after recent INTERNET OUTRAGE about double teams in pickup basketball. Also, Chris puts limits on peak efficiency, Dave looks for untapped potential, and Shaun finds failure even in big success.
The gang reviews the hottest game on the Nintendo Switch: Fire Emblem: Three Heroes! It's time to teach these kids some lessons. Also, Chris has different taste in men, Michaela almost breaks the rating system, and Shaun prefers a dark, brooding approach.
The gang talks about ESPN's recent article looking back on Donald Sterling's expulsion from the NBA, and the potential fallout that could have played out differently. Also, Chris tries to make himself feel better, and Dave wishes his younger self knew he'd never make it.
The gang goes old school by bringing back a near-forgotten segment and pitting things against each other in Death Match. Also, Chris has to draw the line somewhere, Dave falls back into old habits, and Shaun remembers a pizza-filled past.
The gang tackles a few different work topics, like the risks and rewards of moving into management and the benefits of keeping your expectations reasonable. Also, Chris tells kids not to chase their dreams, and Michelle looks forward to becoming a middle-aged woman.
The gang celebrates Michelle's 30th birthday by ruminating on what it means to be old, and talking about topics she might like to cover. Also, Chris tries to find happiness instead of anger, Dave discovers a new normal, and Michelle hopes her cat isn't dead.
The gang celebrates its biggest milestone yet by having the hosts identify the best songs of the 2000s with the help of audio cues. Also, Chris pieces everything together, Dave takes a stroll down memory lane, Michelle makes Dave feel old, and Shaun tries to overcome the odds.
The gang talks about recent adventures, from a trip to a faraway state to driving a vehicle in a holiday parade to...buying carseats? Also, Chris is scared about the possibilities, Dave keeps things basic, and Michelle goes through some long days.
The gang dissects a crazy free agent offseason in the NBA, including all the big names changing teams and what Ricky Rubio might mean for the Suns. Also, Chris doesn't understand all the hate, Dave can't make sense of anything, and Shaun worries about loyalty.
The gang talks about the Phoenix Suns' busy night at the NBA Draft, including trades and weird picks and cap space for the future. Also, Chris has reached a breaking point, Dave tries to take a step back, and Shaun is tired of immature jackassery.
The gang goes over the biggest stories coming out of E3, including a Breath of the Wild sequel and Sony's complete no-show. Also, Chris can't understand the reasons, Dave wonders about an important remake, and Michelle examines the formula of Pokemon.
The gang dissects the NBA Finals, including Kevin Durant's injury and its impact on free agency, if the Warriors still have a chance, and what the Suns might do in the upcoming draft. Also, Chris takes his criticism to the max, Dave consults the medical experts, and Shaun tells fans to take a timeout.
The gang trusts the luck of the dice to decide which questions they'll have to answer, with the utmost honesty...again?. Also, Chris can't always go with the flow in groups, and Michelle basks in the glow of coincidence.
Music: "Troupe Gramarye" by Noriyuki Iwadare "Night at the Octodrag" by Thee Jaguar Sharks
Production Assistance: Tony Robinson, Executive Producer
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The gang trusts the luck of the dice to decide which questions they'll have to answer, with the utmost honesty. Also, Chris tries to bounce back, Dave has an encounter with a Jedi, and Michelle just wants mermaids to make out.
The gang gathers to pass judgment on two actors with opposite career arcs: Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey. Also, Chris gives off dad vibes, Dave weathers the storm, Michelle learns something about herself, and Shaun reveals his frustration.
The gang reviews one of the biggest films in movie history, the conclusion of 22 flicks coming together: Avengers: Endgame. There are SPOILERS abound. Also, Chris is on the fence, Michaela keeps the flame burning, Michelle hates low-hanging fruit, and Shaun backs himself into a corner.
The gang reviews one of the biggest films in movie history, the conclusion of 22 flicks coming together: Avengers: Endgame. There are SPOILERS abound. Also, Chris is on the fence, Michaela keeps the flame burning, Michelle hates low-hanging fruit, and Shaun backs himself into a corner.
The gang takes one last look at the Phoenix Suns' 2018-19 season, and reviews the roster to see what might be salvageable. Also, Chris tries not to throw up in his mouth, Dave chases a pipe dream, and Shaun vows to play like a pro.
The gang tackles two more tough candidates for the Hall of Fame: Seth MacFarlane and Adam Sandler. Also, Chris can't hide his disappointment, Dave changes course as time goes by, Michelle goes back to her youth, and Shaun is a fan of boats.
The gang talks about difficulty in video games, the next wave of technology with TVs and the PS5, and Chris' awful no-good really bad travel day. Also, Chris gets close to pulling rank, Dave wastes his wealth, Michelle goes forward, not backward, and Shaun won't compromise on a challenge.
The gang brings back their older and brightest segment by diving into Headlines for the first time in years. Also, Chris tries to bring enough food for everyone, and Dave fills in for every co-worker on the planet.
The gang goes from a complete group to a solo group as Chris shouts into the void about Tales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition, Devin Booker's recent stretch for the Phoenix Suns, and the bloated card at this year's Wrestlemania, set for this weekend.
The gang is whole again, and takes the opportunity to return to its newest segment, Hall of Fame, with Bruce Willis and Link. Also, Chris plays devil's advocate, Dave has a surprise guest, Michelle puts some respect on a name, and Shaun makes a passionate defense.
The gang breaks down the suddenly surging Suns, trying not to overstate changes in a team with 500,000 losses this season, and make Space Jam 2. Also, Chris makes a stand on the GOAT, Dave sells his wife on another man, and Shaun is all about the core.
The gang assembles Chris, Michaela, Michelle and Shaun to do a comprehensive review of one of the biggest video games of the decade: Kingdom Hearts III. Part 3 is a look at the major characters and our final overall rating, so there are SPOILERS everywhere.
The gang assembles Chris, Michaela, Michelle and Shaun to do a comprehensive review of one of the biggest video games of the decade: Kingdom Hearts III. Part 2 is a look at the end of the game and the most important moments, so there are SPOILERS everywhere.
The gang assembles Chris, Michaela, Michelle and Shaun to do a comprehensive review of one of the biggest video games of the decade: Kingdom Hearts III. Part 1 is a spoiler-free look at the new mechanics, music and graphics, as well as the Disney worlds of the game.
The gang has a few things to get off their chest, primarily Michelle's recent experience being selected for a jury trial. Also, Chris believes in an unheralded group, and Michelle gets hit on by total strangers.
The gang breaks down the Phoenix Suns as the trade deadline approaches, and what a dumpster fire their favorite team has become. Also, Chris kicks someone while they're down, Dave looks for light in the darkness, and Shaun has no time for disloyal players.
The gang brings Dave in for his first This But, featuring questions of empty planets, reading minds and smart alecks. Also, Chris wants a flair for the dramatic, Dave stays loyal to his family, and Michelle wants to do something nefarious -- ethically.
The gang goes old school with another Tumblr questionnaire, this time a version of Never Have I Ever. Also, Chris avoids taking a pregnancy test, Dave looks for some better results from luck, and Michelle gets to the point 12 years later.
The gang talks about Kingdom Hearts in anticipation of the third game's long-overdue release, then rolls back the clock with an old friend in the This But segment. Also, Chris has a bone to pick with a name, Michelle says she likes to watch, and Shaun seeks an eternal rival for his life.
The gang takes their annual look at the best in pop culture of the previous year, including video games and movies (with TV and music still to come). Also, Chris puts Michelle in a box, Dave gets less credit than he deserves, Michelle does what is expected, and Shaun keeps everyone guessing.
The gang takes their annual look at the best in pop culture of the previous year, including video games and movies (with TV and music still to come). Also, Chris buries an entire franchise, Dave gets in early on a trend, Michelle pokes the bear, and Shaun does not let fear enter his dojo.
The gang discusses everything Phoenix Suns basketball with the team on a three- (now four-) game win streak. Also, Chris is cautious in his optimism, Dave roots for an old woman, and Shaun appreciates effort above all else.
The gang brings Dave along for the ride as Chris and Michelle tackle random questions off random questionnaires. Also, Chris battles against his inner voice, Dave records from near a subway, and Michelle discovers that mo money is correlated to mo problems.
The gang tackles perhaps the most difficult Hall of Fame nomination yet: actor Johnny Depp. Also, Chris wonders if crazy is ingrained, Dave gives a shoutout for the early days, Michelle sticks up for the little guy, and Shaun starts a new sponsorship.
The gang reassembles and plays catch-up on a busy November, from Chicago to Vancouver, from weddings to concerts, from moving to grooving. Also, Chris finds a nice place to visit, Dave is surrounded by stuff, Michelle makes food from scratch, and Shaun gets a little tired out.
The gang tackles some recent pop culture, from Daredevil to Widows to Hamilton in Chicago. Also, Chris experiences the best of the Windy City, Michelle becomes an advocate for another host, and Shaun makes a plea with the audience.
The gang looks at the Phoenix Suns' struggles to start the season and whether or not there's any hope left for the beleaguered franchise. Also, Chris says the numbers don't lie, Dave grows up and gets sad, and Shaun is out with the old, in with the new.
The gang returns at full strength and runs back the brand-new segment Hall of Fame, with M. Night Shyamalan and George Lucas up for admission. Also, Chris has one line you can't cross, Dave puts things into context, Michelle gets scared by James McAvoy, and Shaun roots for a comeback story.
The gang is cut in half as Dave and Shaun vanish from sight, so Chris and Michelle go down the Tumblr questionnaire route at random. Also, Chris isn't interested in freeballing, and Michelle makes a plea for candy corn.
The gang is cut in half as Michelle and Shaun vanish from sight, so Chris and Dave tackle a wide variety of topics. Also, Chris learns he could kill people by throwing axes, and Dave thinks about performing for the president.
The gang introduces a new segment, and things get off to a rip-roarin' start for the aptly named Hall of Fame. Also, Chris spits some sick rhymes, Dave is the biggest disappointment yet, Michelle turns her back on her selection, and Shaun can't even with what's happening.
The gang cross-examines two important potential additions to the Time Capsule: Double Dare and GUTS. Also, Chris is prepared to risk it all, Dave puts himself in his father's shoes, and Michelle embarks on a brand-new journey.
The gang lists off the biggest things they've ever done in gaming, based on difficulty or completion or some other criteria. Also, Chris bonds with his grandma, Dave passes Shaun's test, Michelle sells herself short, and Shaun approaches six figures.
The gang talks about their favorite optional video game activities and what it might mean if two major fandoms collide. Also, Chris is not proud of a choice, Dave doesn't get a free lunch, Michelle gambles in a kids game, and Shaun is all about stakes.
The gang talks about becoming grown-ups, how to dodge a hurricane and what happens when you become the news. Also, Chris goes through an uncomfortable change, Dave pushes for what he believes in, and Michelle is jealous of a felon.
The gang takes an honest assessment of their team's chances for the upcoming season, but not before looking at awkward, mistimed jokes, time at the beach, and which Office characters they are. Also, Chris plans an early demise, Dave turns his kids into cell phone towers, and Shaun gets hit in the head.
The gang talks about how the times are a-changin' with television and movies, and what it means for a new generation to kill things. Also, Chris is an Amazon hipster, Michelle gets a visit from a friend, and Shaun wears a snazzy scarf.
The gang considers shooting lasers in their retinas, tries and fails to start a Saving Society about airplanes, and slam the usefulness of portion sizes. Also, Chris abandons any pretense, Dave joins the HD revolution, Michelle stares at her own eyes, and Shaun hits a woman in the face.
The gang holds a trivia contest and then discusses what the right course of action is with James Gunn and other similar cases. Also, Chris wonders where to draw the line, Dave joins the group in Flagstaff, Michelle joins the group in Flagstaff, and Shaun wants to bare it all.
The gang is down a couple members this week, so the remaining folks turn to a familiar strategy: farming Tumblr for questionnaire ideas. Also, Chris has problems with nocturnal emissions, and Michelle has a bone to pick with middle schoolers.
The gang talks about why drowning is not a factor for them, and the plus sides of Mission Impossible: Fallout and Uncle Drew. Also, Chris paints a bleak picture, Dave tackles an entire movie series, and Shaun wants Joe Rogan to notice him.
The gang celebrates(?) National Emoji Day, some hot new internet lingo, and why debt-free virgins are SO HOT. Also, Chris draws the line somewhere, Dave makes a long-lost connection, and Michelle gets a special quota.
The gang reviews Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, including the saddest dinosaur you've ever seen, and how the series turned into a horror movie. Also, Chris hates bad decisions, Michelle shuts off her brain, and Shaun doesn't appreciate the undertones.
The gang talks about their recent trip to Colorado, including karaoke, escape the room, hiking, camping and more. Also, Chris wastes a revelation, Michelle takes a liking to fire, and Shaun discovers a new thing.
The gang makes some hard decisions about pop culture icons in a spirited round of Marry/Fbuck/Kill as Dave visits the studio. Also, Chris bucks a trend, Dave advocates for doofs, Michelle is in a hairy situation, and Shaun goes for a wild ride.
The gang welcomes Dave to Flagstaff and talks about the importance of names, and how people turn into strippers. Also, Chris tries to find glitches, Dave strives for accuracy, Michelle loses to Crystal, and Shaun drops off the charts.
The gang watches helplessly as Dave is put on the spot, then talks about the future of movie trailers. Also, Chris , Dave makes an old-school example, Michelle eats a little bit on air, and Shaun puts almonds on someone's nose.
The gang talks about fitness and workouts and why calorie counting is more important than you think. Also, Chris throws down the gauntlet, Michelle learns as she goes, and Shaun becomes the new everyman.
The gang reassembles the tandem of Dave and Michelle, then immediately tries to split their friendship with a trivia challenge. Also, Chris sounds drunk on multiple occasions, Dave alienates Newark, N.J., and Michelle struggles with free ice cream.
The gang brings back a long-lost segment as two cast members square off in Now Listen Here, naming big tunes the best they can. Also, Chris fills in the blanks, Michelle disappears in the mid-2000s, and Shaun tries to be gracious.
The gang catches up on some recent television shows: Black Mirror, Aggretsuko and Cobra Kai. Also, Chris gets horribly trampled, Michelle sees herself in a red panda, and Shaun puts lipstick on a pig...sex episode.
The gang rejoices in positive basketball news happening for once, and tries to convince Dave to get back on the video game wagon with two strong picks. Also, Chris can't believe his eyes, Dave is reduced to tears, and Shaun gives up before he starts.
The gang takes a comprehensive look at the latest Marvel extravaganza, from favorite characters and moments to what we see happening in the finale. Also, Chris has a hard time with ratings, Michelle finally gets to see Ragnarok, and Shaun takes a stab at the future.
The gang makes definitive calls on two strong contenders for the Time Capsule: Aladdin and Austin Powers. Also, Chris has a presidential vote ready for 2946, Dave is on board for some dumb humor, and Shaun cheats a little bit.
The gang welcomes back an old friend while continuing that hot video trend, then makes an important ruling on office birthday cards. Also, Chris splits between new and old, Dave catches up on pop culture, and Shaun makes managerial decisions.
The gang takes the podcast to the next level by posting a video version on YouTube, then ranks their most attractive celebrities. Also, Chris has to make two big choices, Michelle becomes vilified and shunned, and Shaun waits to be inspired.
The gang brings back a familiar guest and an old segment as hypotheticals are tested in This But. Also, Chris makes a last-second entry, Kevin tries to defend his honor, Michelle keeps her nipples separate, and Shaun creates a new TV show.
The gang welcomes back Kevin and talks about recent movies like Ready Player One and other crazy topics. Also, Chris is an underdog, Michelle disappears into the void, Kevin fights a tough battle, and Shaun promises consequences.
The gang goes through a March Madness style bracket for Disney and Pixar movies to crown the ultimate champion of the last 30 years. Also, Chris takes an idea and runs with it, Michelle wants to feel sadness, and Shaun loses faith in a decision.
The gang delves into some sporadic topics, including using media to get away, if self-driving cars are a disaster...and Daniel Bryan?? Also, Chris indulges himself for once, Michelle thinks houses have souls, and Shaun goes to a dark place.
The gang gets some things off their chests, though some people have more to be angry about than others. Also, Chris puts his job on the line, Michelle is more of a mess than usual, and Shaun has some things to say about an important movie.
The gang fights over whether Evangelion is bad or good, then decides the fate of animated characters in Marry/Fbuck/Kill. Also, Chris delights in a choice, Kevin plays out a fantasy, Michelle wants the D(aphne), and Shaun inserts himself into a threesome.
The gang welcomes a special guest and then decides the fate of man-buns and whether long or short hair is better. Also, Chris draws a line, Kevin makes his presence known early, Michelle knows a guy, and Shaun gets some unexpected praise.
The gang reviews the box-office smash Black Panther, including their favorite characters and why the cultural impact is important. Also, Chris becomes a fledgling director, Michelle gets a case of the vapors, and Shaun goes chasing waterfalls.
The gang tackles some tough choices for Time Capsule: Gushers, Fruit by the Foot, Fruit Roll-ups, and Mulan. Also, Chris almost misses an opportunity, Michelle has her youth come into question once more, and Shaun eats everything in one bite.
The gang looks at duplicating your pets, the importance of a soul, and using seduction to get exactly what you want from someone. Also, Chris wants to forget the past, Michelle has trouble getting in the mood, and Shaun masters the scientific process.
The gang lets Shaun take the wheel and the discussion goes to awful national anthems and awful YouTube policies. Also, Chris tries to fight for the little guy, and Shaun wants to expand his influence.
The gang lets Michelle take the wheel and she responds by finding a fish fortune teller and no new memes. Also, Chris doesn't believe in the supernatural, and Michelle wants to get a Waluigi Board.
The gang brings back competition in the return of Blank Check, but one contestant struggles like never before. Also, Chris subverts your expectations, Michelle tries and fails to be gracious, and Shaun finds success in something he hates.
The gang welcomes Shaun into the fold of dating games, while figuring out if they apply to real life. Also, Chris wants childhood friends to die, Michelle wants things she can't have, and Shaun wants to be a gatekeeper.
The gang fills in for Shaun's Florida trip by talking about how VR has impacted memes and why musicians love OKCupid. Also, Chris tries to get over his weirdness about singing, and Michelle has a theory about banjos.
The gang goes without Michelle this week due to illness, so it's back to our favorite topic: reviewing Persona 5! (but shorter this time) Also, Chris admits to making a big mistake, and Shaun finally gets his chance to chime in.
The gang goes into a high-impact Saving Society with all the rules about ignoring messages, or how much time you have to respond. Also, Chris hates the new systems, Michelle takes a stand for the little guy, and Shaun puts specific people on blast.
The gang talks about Oscar nominations and snubs (there aren't many!) and whether let's plays are hurting the video game industry. Also, Chris takes a definitive stand, Michelle doesn't want pandering, and Shaun shills for Get Out.
The gang suffers through Michelle's new segment idea, then transitions into a D&D-themed Death Match. Also, Chris wins by losing, Michelle explains rules that don't end up mattering, and Shaun goes with his gut time and time again.
The gang previews the long-awaited D&D show for our YouTube channel, including story elements, characters, and why it's so fun. Also, Chris puts everything on the line, Michelle can't do an accent to save her life, and Shaun is not who he appears to be.
The gang gives a spoiler-heavy review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, including all their grievances with a movie that they liked. Also, Chris wants to see the action, Michelle pines for a flawed pairing, and Shaun appreciates Luke's turn.
The gang catches up on everything that happened over the holidays, including what made two cast members want to rage. Also, Chris is beaten into submission, Michelle wants a Russian bodyguard, and Shaun gets left behind on presents.
The gang does their annual take on the best movies, music and video games of the year in a supersized-length episode. Also, Chris has to choose between two lovers, Michelle gets grief for her entire list, and Shaun goes with his heart for No. 1.
The gang lets Dave go over his list of grievances from past episodes, while maybe not piling on at the same time. Also, Chris is spared from insult, Dave is inspired to be power hot, Michelle picks a position, and Shaun has a threesome with two Daves.
The gang welcomes back Dave and discusses the best and worst Christmas food traditions, including snowballs. Also, Chris talks about thimble baking, Dave fights a hopeless battle, Michelle gets pranked by her parents, and Shaun has a hatred of salmon.
The gang pulls another segment out of the hat: This But, with hypotheticals about superpowers that may or may not be good. Also, Chris goes back to choking Michelle, Michelle finds an official ship, and Shaun dares to fight against destiny.
The gang examines what the Disney/Fox merger means for superhero movies, and Michelle's car is wrecked. Also, Chris confesses about Kitty Pryde, Michelle makes a new Russian friend, and Shaun looks for love in the wrong places.
The gang goes into dangerous territory by bringing back a saucy segment with a holiday perspective: Marry/Fbuck/Kill. Also, Chris embraces what he has become, Michelle has to choose between dudes, and Shaun gets his idea in first.
The gang talks about their Christmas lists and how they've changed over the years, while Michelle completes NaNoWriMo. Also, Chris wants an old-man gift, Michelle tries to find her release, and Shaun gets into the holiday spirit.
The gang takes an in-depth look at two major recent releases: Stranger Things 2 and Super Mario Odyssey. Also, Chris finds joy in the simple things, Michelle wants someone to go away, and Shaun literally goes through bullet hell.
The gang looks back at past generations of game platforms and decides who won, while trying not to fight each other. Also, Chris works on a giant impression, Michelle holds court at lunchtime, and Shaun wants to shake hands.
The gang revives an old segment, Death Match, to decide the fate of Ultimate Frisbee, disc golf, carrots and celery. Also, Chris turns a loss into a win, Michelle doesn't discipline her cat, and Shaun has a sordid dream about a cast member.
The gang talks about the best and worst parts of Thanksgiving as a way to celebrate the holiday. Also, Chris puts the panel to the test, Michelle is forced into a tough situation, and Shaun has a new nightmare scenario.
The gang puts scrutiny on two classics for the Time Capsule: Pinky and the Brain and an increasingly disturbing Tickle Me Elmo. Also, Chris hates something he likes, Michelle gets put in a bad spot, and Shaun wants milky liquid everywhere.
The gang introduces the new format and looks at Battlefront 2 and how microtransactions have started to destroy the video game industry. Also, Chris loses his mind, Michelle feeds a cyber cat, and Shaun turns on John Oliver.
The gang reviews the hilarious Thor: Ragnarok and then looks at a simple but complicated question: Are you happy with your life? Also, Chris vanishes for a while, Michelle looks for abs, and Shaun gets honest compliments.
The gang celebrates 300 episodes by bringing back Dave, making some special announcements about the future, and then playing a game where the contestants have to try to guess some of the biggest songs of the 1990s -- with clips!
The gang covers for Michelle's concert tour by talking about disappointment in media, finding happiness in what you do, and plans for the big 300. Also, Chris is sad about sports, and Shaun deals with outside influences.
The gang covers for Shaun as he recovers from being bitten by talking about injuries, autocomplete, and the perils of social media. Also, Chris tries to hope for basic human decency, and Michelle deals with a bratty teenager.
The gang brings back Time Capsule for a look at Batman, AOL Instant Messenger and...To Catch a Predator?? Also, Chris reveals a deep-seated fear, Michelle was an internet pioneer, and Shaun undersells things he likes.
The gang breaks down their favorite television shows of all-time, with top-10 lists and honorable mentions. Also, Chris votes with his heart, Michelle appears in Flagstaff, and Shaun promises to fight everyone.
The gang takes a middle-ground approach to the national anthem debate and looks at the overlap between sports and politics. Also, Chris is a mellow fellow, Michelle says what it takes for a boycott, and Shaun always goes back to Gladiator.
The gang talks about "It," child sex, the weirdness of a vegan music festival and their current favorite TV shows. Also, Chris goes with a gut feeling, Michelle follows through on a promise, and Shaun asks a deeply challenging question.
The gang looks at the importance of family bonds, AI writing, bad fanfiction, and then the show takes a turn in the last 10 minutes. Also, Chris finds some real-life parallels, Michelle narrates an important passage, and Shaun rediscovers friendship.
The gang talks about comments from fans on the site concerning Zelda characters, video games and anime, and Fullmetal Alchemist versions. Also, Chris gets shut down, Michelle discovers Harry Styles, and Shaun goes for Click bait.
The gang covers a bunch of topics, from face rubbing to dating profiles to movie ingenuity to writing pace. Also, Chris misses out on his soul mate, Michelle gets a new YouTube channel, and Shaun has a bread fetish.
The gang recounts Shaun's trip to Jersey and then embarks on an impossible journey: Chris' online dating profile. Also, Chris puts himself out there, Michelle puts a strong emphasis on grilling, and Shaun does awkward Google searches.
The gang covers for Shaun while he's in New Jersey with talk about social media, sales tactics, online dating and...fetishes? Also, Chris burns everything to the ground, and Michelle chokes under pressure.
The gang looks at all of the industries and conventions that have supposedly been ruined by millennials, and the applications of AI. Also, Chris gets backed into a corner, Michelle reports live from Burning Man, and Shaun is a masochist on Facebook.
The gang talks about some of the biggest news from Comic Con, including Justice League, some television news and more. Also, Chris votes with his wallet, Michelle dreams of her daddies, and Shaun wants more cool action moments.
The gang returns from a recording break with all sorts of things to get off their chest, like getting old and technology and...Dream Daddy? Also, Chris has a tenuous celebrity connection, and Michelle wants you off her lawn.
The gang talks about busy summer plans and then does the second edition of the popular film version of Blank Check. Also, Chris butchers math once again, Michelle puts art on the fridge, and Shaun admits to being a Switch Bitch.
The gang vents a bit on the current political climate in the country, then runs through some rapid-fire E3 news. Also, Chris bemoans the uselessness of facts, Michelle gets increasingly more quiet, and Shaun makes a plea for the masses.
The gang shrinks back to two as Michelle and Chris talk about possible regrets, hair dye, memories on film, and being old people. Also, Chris nominates himself for an award for patience, and Michelle tries seaweed as a potential hairstyle.
The gang welcomes Dave back as a special guest, even though he has a list of grievances at the ready. Also, Chris talks about his proportions, Dave hopes for a better future, Michelle loses a husband, and Shaun is "predominantly ballsack."
The gang talks about distant sequels, Wonder Woman, video game expectations and starting the best book club ever made. Also, Chris vanishes for five minutes, Michelle tries to take 73 Sudafed, and Shaun tells a fun joke at the office.
The gang runs down the short list of decent prequels, then tries to figure out which memories are real and which dreams are fake. Also, Chris relives a mundane moment, Michelle wants no part of ghost stories, and Shaun has his own personal priest.
The gang talks about their escape the room experiences, then puts Michelle's title on the line in an old-fashioned Blank Check. Also, Chris shines a window on his soul, Michelle becomes a dabbing expert, and Shaun wishes for fewer dismemberments.
The gang reviews Guardians of the Galaxy 2, slams annoying people at graduations and brings back Marry/Fbuck/Kill. Also, Chris gets put in a pickle, Michelle makes the hardest choice of her life, and Shaun calls a Ninja Turtle a pillow princess.
(Part 2 of 2) Chris and Jason dive into every facet of Persona 5, including Confidants, party members, Palaces, story, new mechanics, music, waifus and more in a three-hour, two-part extravaganza whose depths you'll never see coming.
(Part 1 of 2) Chris and Jason dive into every facet of Persona 5, including Confidants, party members, Palaces, story, new mechanics, music, waifus and more in a three-hour, two-part extravaganza whose depths you'll never see coming.
The gang talks about scary monsters like in It Follows, then goes into awkward situations at movies and restaurants alike. Also, Chris is holding something back, Michelle lets her curiosity take over, and Shaun never looks for attention.
The gang covers for Michelle's absence by going in-depth on Shaun's great concert experience and Chris' death in the family. Also, Chris puts things into perspective, and Shaun starts to consider an old man tactic.
The gang decides to entertain the ramblings of crazy people, then tries to snap Michelle's streak in Blank Check. Also, Chris is siphoning money on the side, Michelle is put to the test early on, and Shaun gets trolled in the worst way possible.
The gang reads fan mail, talks about Orbiting Human Circus and tries to rediscover lost interview segments. Also, Chris makes a mistake, Michelle gushes over her newest obsession, and Shaun taps into his inner Yoda.
The gang talks about Daniel Craig's James Bond movies and Michelle's trip to Mexico, then engages in a high-octane Blank Check for the ages. Also, Chris loses track of things, Michelle goes through misery, and Shaun fights for the unpopular.
The gang talks about lovely British baking shows, traveling to other countries, and the debut of the phenomenon known as Persona 5. Also, Chris says no to all of Europe, and Shaun still has problems with airplanes.
The gang tackles a music-themed Blank Check and talks about Mass Effect: Andromeda's divisive debut. Also, Chris overestimates a segment's success, Michelle learns from Urban Dictionary, and Shaun can't get a movie out of his head.
The gang takes a candid look at the history of the show and its segments before Michelle takes things down the rabbit hole. Also, Chris reveals brand-new information, Michelle falls into the YouTube vortex, and Shaun straight up loses $100.
The gang tries its best to ignore Michelle's absence by talking about Iron Fist, the best PS4 exclusives and the hype around Mass Effect: Andromeda. Also, Chris looks forward to improved space sex, and Shaun wishes he had been better at soccer cars.
The gang talks about everything behind the change from At the Buzzer to Objection Network and reviews the Nintendo Switch and Logan. Also, Chris butchers the outro on his first try, Michelle does live reports from awful scenes, and Shaun wants to be your Mr. January.
The gang introduces a new competition to name songs from the Now! albums, then goes in-depth on likable characters. Also, Chris is put on tilt by the radio, Michelle sets the bar as low as possible, and Shaun tries the hosting duties once again.
The gang simulates a sleepover (or an old Livejournal survey) by asking probing, thought-provoking questions. Also, Chris finds love in a hopeless place, Michelle goes blow for blow with BuzzFeed, and Shaun tells an entire town someone died.
The gang fills in for Shaun for Valentine's Day and the episode goes an entirely different direction than expected as game shows become the focal point. Also, Chris gets inside of Michelle's head, and Michelle connects with people's baggage.
The gang brings back a couple familiar segments and puts Michelle's unbeaten streak on the line in Blank Check. Also, Chris starts a fight with construction workers, Michelle gets hit on by a policeman, and Shaun goes through sensory deprivation.
The gang looks ahead to a surprisingly busy season for video games, then reviews the new Yu-Gi-Oh! movie. Also, Chris doesn't want to find clothes in a treasure chest, Michaela starts a harem of boyfriends, and Shaun throws Michelle under the bus.
The gang reviews the phenomenon known as Yuri!!! on Ice, then transitions to the upcoming D&D campaign for the channel. Also, Chris supports an obnoxious character, Michelle adopts a brand new son, and Shaun refuses to feel convinced.
The gang talks about the final Zelda trailer, then dives into the art of writing and being banned from forums. Also, Chris abuses what little power he has, Michelle fights a spider to the death live on air, and Michaela is a rebel with a cause.
The gang tackles a big subject in a variety of ways, from Star Wars to Yuri on Ice to award shows to Overwatch. Also, Chris notices girls more than guys, Michelle notices guys more than girls, and Shaun notices the Oscars more than the Golden Globes.
The gang does the annual tradition of ranking the best of 2016 in a final look back at the year in review. Also, Chris puts dishonor on your video game cow, Michelle embraces the new band Hobo Trash Can Alley, and Shaun battles through illness.
The gang welcomes Michelle to the annual holiday special, and looks at trees, gingerbread houses and traditions. Also, Chris takes an unpopular stand, Michelle befriends a family of raccoons, and Shaun throws some of his family under the bus.
The gang gives an in-depth review of Pokemon Sun and Moon, including new mechanics, new creatures and new ideas. Also, Chris offers a different perspective, Michelle invents a new monster called Sniffdog, and Shaun looks for more Avengers in his Pokemon.
The gang runs down a few video games like Final Fantasy XV, Kingdom Hearts 3, Last Guardian and Last of Us 2. Also, Chris starts a fight with Michaela, Michelle makes a heartwarming animal friend, and Shaun wants the whole story.
The gang talks about their Thanksgiving breaks and the fading importance of Black Friday. Also, Chris encourages animal hazing, Michelle continues to love her ice children, and Shaun makes two vegans fight to the death.
The gang welcomes Michelle back to Flagstaff, covers some breaking video game news and dives into some Rapid Reviews. Also, Chris gets a Valentine's Day disappointment, Michelle has a new obsession, and Shaun expects the intro to be about him.
The gang looks back at the GameCube on its 15th anniversary, including all the best games, then awkwardly talks about the election before it happens. Also, Chris relives some of his best memories, Dave emerges from the ether, and Shaun has a negotiation breakdown.
(WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE) The gang previews the 2016 election and makes an official endorsement. Also, Chris lets loose the shackles of profanity, Michelle gets lost in the mind of Trump, and Shaun removes himself from consideration.
The gang talks about the Walking Dead premiere and the reveal of the Nintendo Switch trailer -- and what it means for hipsters. Also, Chris wants to go back to the basics, Michelle stands up for unpopular opinions, and Shaun makes things personal yet again.
The gang recovers from their long Phoenix Wright episode by talking about purple Garfield in Pokemon and why buff cats are the worst. Also, Chris has officially been broken by the election, Michelle pulls a disappearing act, and Shaun wants to heckle the defenseless.
The gang spends more than two hours dissecting Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice, all of the relevant pairings, and the series as a whole. Also, Chris gets ready to marry a digital girl, Michelle doesn't see age as a hindrance, and Shaun has to leave the room.
The gang spends more than two hours dissecting Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice, all of the relevant pairings, and the series as a whole. Also, Chris gets ready to marry a digital girl, Michelle doesn't see age as a hindrance, and Shaun has to leave the room.
The gang looks at the gap between what nutritionists think are healthy foods, and what regular people do. Also, Chris wants a runback on eighth-grade romance, Michelle embraces her destined life in Portland, and Shaun finds spiders in all things.
The gang looks back at the Nintendo 64 on its 20th anniversary, including the best and worst games and its bizarre controller. Also, Chris makes unpopular choices, Michelle gets blindsided by shade, and Shaun recounts a destroyed childhood friendship.
The gang circles the wagons when Shaun is ravaged by illness, as the remaining cast members sound off of neighbors who suck and being homesick. Also, Chris tells a neverending story, and Michelle does her very best Phoenix Wright impression.
The gang plays catch-up on months of releases with a supersized Rapid Reviews, and reviews a recent concert. Also, Chris judges two games he hasn't finished, Michelle writes her sparse last will, and Shaun has no interest in Michelle's cat.
The gang embarks on a serious discussion about women who are wearing headphones and misguided social justice warriors. Also, Chris tries to play dumb, Michelle wants to reach the unreachable, and Shaun quickly gives up on an idea.
The gang changes up the formula as Shaun hosts (kinda), introduces a new segment (sorta) and defends his honor in Blank Check (maybe). Also, Chris gets surprisingly anal, Michelle wilts under the pressure, and Shaun watches for spiders in the toilet.
The gang goes over Chris' vacation to Hawaii, including crazy sights, crazy prices, crazy waterfalls and crazy trolleys. Also, Chris doesn't touch the water at all, Michelle is revitalized by a Pokemon game, and Shaun isn't an elitist -- until he totally is.
The gang talks about the Summer Olympics, the death of Suicide Squad, and speculations about the upcoming NX. Also, Chris channels a voice of the voiceless, Michelle enjoys watching people suffer, and Shaun draws a line in the sand with Nintendo.
The gang looks ahead to the busy fall video game lineup and decides what to buy and not buy. Also, Chris has a disturbing vision about DC fans, Michelle prepares herself for emotional devastation, and Shaun is honest about his regretful purchases.
The gang catalogs a very strange week, including one where lightning fried a soundboard and made Chris sad. Also, Chris leaves two swear words in the show, Michelle really loves her cat if you haven't heard, and Shaun learns about horrible ways to die.
The gang talks about the backlash to the newest Ghostbusters movie, and somehow that turns into a political episode as well. Also, Chris struggles with the system, Michelle wants to die for a few months, and Shaun makes a late bid for the election.
The gang does what everyone else is doing and talks about the phenomenon that is Pokemon Go, and their favorite pocket monsters. Also, Chris tries to avoid cheap Chinese knockoffs, Michelle is secretly a powerful vampiress, and Shaun brings up classic childhood disses.
The gang tackles a surprisingly wide variety of topics, like Michelle's new fling and goofy voices and word games and Kevin Durant. Also, Chris has an entire month's worth of bitterness, Michelle cracks under the pressure, and Shaun begins his quest for Clefables.
The gang gathers everyone together after a three-week gap and takes a long look at the new Zelda game coming up. Also, Chris can't keep his biases under control, Michelle tells protagonists to take off their shirts, and Shaun is definitely not a hypochondriac.
The gang looks at the biggest musical releases from Memorial Day to Labor Day since 1985. Also, Chris becomes the last trustworthy person, Michelle questions how much of a hipster she is, and Shaun lobbies for a tryout on America's Got Talent.
As Chris disappears into a long vacation, Dave rejoins the show to talk about childrens, politics, and the politics of dead childrens at the zoo. Also, Chris ignores babies until they can crawl, and Dave restarts his blood feud with Facebook.
The gang tackles a variety of subjects like tipping in tweener restaurants and fancy language earpieces and superbugs of death. Also, Chris is frightened by overseas travel, Michelle gasps eight times within a minute, and Shaun follows a downer with another downer.
The gang goes in-depth on Captain America: Civil War in a spoiler-filled review. Also, Chris feels bad for Tony Stark's trauma, Michelle feels bad for anyone measuring up to Black Panther's ass, and Shaun feels bad for anyone who thought he wasn't Team Cap all the way.
The gang changes the format of the show and welcomes Michelle back to Flagstaff with a special guest. Also, Chris exposes a decades-old stigma, Michelle keeps the torch burning for Phoenix Wright's OTP, and Shaun wants 10-year-olds to step it up.
The gang fills in for Shaun by running the Chris-Michelle pairing you've always (never?) wanted -- with no structure whatsoever. Also, Chris has three different grievances with Facebook, and Michelle tries to keep expanding her musical horizons.
The gang uses a tournament-style bracket to help figure out what was the worst song since 1990. Also, Chris is ignored by the universe, Michelle becomes a high roller, and Shaun breaks down the convenience of The Walking Dead's zombies.
The gang decides that any topics are fair game, so transgender bathrooms, house hunting, screenplays and Zelda all come up. Also, Chris hates the old bait-and-switch routine, Michelle moves into a perilous situation, and Shaun is the center of the universe.
The gang decides whether forgiveness or permanent revenge pacts are a better choice for long-term health. Also, Chris finds a new use for animal porn, Michelle finds herself unable to let anything go, and Shaun explores all the fun of having a beard.
The gang welcomes back Michelle because Dave is having a son mid-episode or something. Also, Chris stands up for journalists everywhere, Michelle is sucked into a world of dragons and dungeons, and Shaun runs old tricks on new people.
The gang sends Dave away to go have a second kid or something, so the talk is about that and other current issues. Also, Chris questions the futility of internet arguments, and Dave revisits his favorite moments in the history of sports.
The gang takes a spoiler-filled look at the spring's hottest(?) movie, Batman v Superman, and all of its potential problems. Also, Chris begins a blood feud with Zack Snyder, Dave wants to keep Shaun away from his current and future children, and Shaun promises to be a cool grandpa.
The gang returns to its roots by talking about sports, like a baseball player's love for his son and a man who laments his own creation. Also, Chris sends a not-so-veiled message, Dave throws shade on Arizona voters, and Shaun returns to his roots.
The gang looks at some of the best movie quotes in history, then sets the tone for future generations in Time Capsule. Also, Chris continues becoming an old man, Dave fights off an intruder, and Shaun shows his mastery of poker.
The gang straddles a slippery slope, talking about different pornography subjects in Headlines and making lists in Countdown. Also, Chris throws himself under the bus, Dave wonders about step-sisters, and Shaun searches for something more tangible.
The gang jumps into the middle of Oscar night while preparing for Super Tuesday with a special Blank Check. Also, Chris was almost kinda famous maybe one time, Dave drops another of his famous impressions, and Shaun tries to steal points at every turn.
The gang takes advantage of Dave being in Flagstaff (and seeing a newly released movie) to cover topics they never thought imaginable. Also, Chris sentences himself to a sexy death, Dave sends a beautiful woman to hell, and Shaun gets down to the nitty-gritty.
The gang uses Dave's absence to finally review one of the most anticipated titles of 2015: Fallout 4! Also, Chris sides with robots and romances all the companions, and Shaun sides with robots and wants the Brotherhood of Steel to die in a fire.
The guys try and fail to keep it real in Real Talk, then battle to the death in another very close game of Blank Check. Also, Chris loses his mind over $2 screws, Dave gets blamed for everything again, and Shaun finally embraces his own topic.
The guys try to survive an entire episode despite having the plague or the flu or something, while Saving Society at the same time. Also, Chris can barely get through a sentence, Dave goes under the bus three times, and Shaun talks a little about Michael Jordan.
The guys look at some lasting impacts of the internet, including some of the biggest jerks of 2015, then have to go fast in Rapid Reviews. Also, Chris has a huge source of hatred exposed, Dave is a pop culture savant, and Shaun plans to punish vegetarians in the apocalypse.
The guys celebrate Dave's viewing of a major motion picture by devoting an entire episode to the phenomenon known as Star Wars. Also, Chris praises a return to form, Dave defends his Blank Check championship, and Shaun leaves the movie theater wanting more.
The guys say goodbye to 2015 by looking at Facebook's biggest trends and going five deep in a supersized Countdown. Also, Chris takes several unpopular stances, Dave dives head-first into pop culture, and Shaun shuns two years because he's sick.
The guys welcome the holiday season for the fourth time by throwing away the news and introducing a new segment. Also, Chris finds himself on the losing end, Dave staves off a late comeback, and Shaun sings all the classic Christmas hits.
The guys tackle some changing trends in the world today, then make some difficult decisions on nostalgia favorites in Time Capsule. Also, Chris buries people alive, Dave ponders the circle of life, and Shaun reads a news story while the show is live.
The guys return from the holiday break full of hot and tasty opinions and a look at some changing trends. Also, Chris takes down an institution, Dave finds himself in a sea of negativity, and Shaun institutes and then forgets about a points system.
The gang dives head-first into the Starbucks cup debate while trying to find a vanishing cast member. Also, Chris plays with toys he probably shouldn't, Dave avoids being an anonymous troll, and Shaun breaks down all the presidential candidates.
The gang tackles the workforce like never before, examining people who bring their kids and a desk specifically meant for napping. Also, Chris predicts a total collapse, Dave completely undersells a major announcement, and Shaun wants more info about a duel to the death.
The gang decides that they're adults and as such, they can talk about adult things like Chuck E. Cheese and recess. Also, Chris is an expert at counting to 10, Dave forbids his kids from doing anything, and Shaun decides that 12 strikes is too many strikes.
The gang deviates from the formula in several ways before bringing in sound effects for Saving Society. Also, Chris wins an unplanned profanity contest, Dave gets to address his restaurant pet peeve, and Shaun is carried off by aggressive lobsters.
The gang tackles a trio of scientific headlines, introduces new bumpers, and then rapidly reviews stuff. Also, Chris revolts against childhood chores, Dave gets cold at the drop of a hat (or thermostat), and Shaun reminisces about his favorite video game system.
Part 1 of 2 -- The gang takes on so many segments and special guests that their bicentennial episode has to be split into two parts. Also, Chris does ridiculous amounts of work, Dave makes a shocking life announcement, and Shaun gets killed off by other cast members.
Part 2 of 2 -- The gang takes on so many segments and special guests that their bicentennial episode has to be split into two parts. Also, Chris does ridiculous amounts of work, Dave makes a shocking life announcement, and Shaun gets killed off by other cast members.
The gang returns from an absence and goes in hard on serious topics like the presidential election and the pope in Real Talk. Also, Chris blasts a huge minimum wage increase, Dave blasts Kim Davis' situation, and Shaun blasts Dave's chances of being a pro athlete.
The gang switches things up as Chris heads to Phoenix and Molly joins the show and tries not to ruin it. Also, Chris nails a punch line, Dave has dad jokes at the ready, Molly competes with Shaun for worst childhood, and Shaun imagines prizes for listeners.
The gang completely ignores last week's show while everyone debates whether some recent headlines are Fair or Foul. Also, Chris finally gets Shaun to crack, Dave makes a case for work in space, and Shaun wants to take the thinking out of marriage.
The gang makes up for Dave's absence by inviting a stranger to come on in the middle of the episode, then blames Dave for everything that happens anyway. Also, Chris wants to see everyone rip off their suits, and Shaun takes issue with a slight against Meryl Streep.
The gang tackles a trio of serious headlines, from the Ashley Madison hack to a disturbing article on how to date 9-year-old boys. Also, Chris is successfully becoming an old man, Dave faces a shocking accusation from Shaun, and Shaun levels a shocking accusation at Dave.
The gang considers the possibility of a 10-story-high see-through pool and a public restroom in a sustainable Headlines segment. Also, Chris does a disappearing act for five minutes, Dave loses a fight with his internet service, and Shaun becomes a 40-year-old woman.
The gang tries to adapt with the times until an unsettling headline hits them square in the mouth. Also, Chris is really good with his hands, Dave gets insulted when he least expects it, and Shaun wants absolute silence while he's in the bathroom.
The gang brings back a relatively new segment, then delivers the realest talk ever in Real Talk. Also, Chris watches helplessly as cars explode, Dave tries to fight against being a 1 percenter, and Shaun gives up hope on anything ever being happy ever.
The gang deals with Dave's sporadic schedule by going on wild tangents in an all-Buzzerbeater show. Also, Chris loses his mind in the first 90 seconds, Dave becomes a housing tycoon, and Shaun talks about his newest addiction, in which he's not alone...
The gang plugs their ears and pretends they're not old in Headlines, then breaks down top comedy movies in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris returns a two-day-old game, Dave learns about youthful slang, and Shaun dives into his new workout regimen.
The gang deals with Chris's upcoming vacation week with stories of superheroes and fitness in an all-Buzzerbeater show. Also, Chris fades away into obscurity, Dave makes his first-ever Aquaman reference, and Shaun becomes the world's worst supervillain.
The gang takes on the challenge of an episode devoted to punctuation, with several unexpected twists along the way. Also, Chris fights a decade's worth of instincts, Dave continues his descent into the geriatric, and Shaun bemoans the state of our legal system.
The gang looks at some modern-day headlines, then tackles all the biggest news from E3 in an in-depth and timely segment. Also, Chris imagines bikes destroying cars, Dave writes fan fiction for Michael Jordan, and Shaun wants to make toddlers take tests.
The gang tries to help Chris through a bad week by looking at supposedly positive Headlines and then ranting in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris has no time for games, Dave finds happiness in conjunctions, and Shaun gets paid off on a risky gamble.
The gang welcomes the return of a special guest, examines some new takes on old ideas, then goes nuts in Marry/Fbuck/Kill. Also, Chris gets awkward around kids again, Dave forces an innocent woman to die, and Shaun gets in a fight to the death with Tech Guy.
The gang examines some new takes on old ideas, like dating and the Hamburglar, then goes down memory lane in Time Capsule. Also, Chris suddenly discovers hot lava, Dave suggests wearing a nice suit or nothing, and Shaun once again reveals he had a terrible childhood.
The gang is so despondent about there being no Michelle or Molly that the whole show falls into shambles, with no Headlines. Also, Chris has no illusions about being wealthy, Dave becomes a man of the people, and Shaun considers a let's play series for a game he's never played.
The gang sends Michelle off to Portland by looking at relevant headlines and doing a strange Countdown with an expected twist. Also, Chris is mean, Dave plays to his audience, Michelle vanishes into the ether, and Shaun explains a bizarre social media presence.
The gang tackles a slew of popular myths while trying to spread the most accurate information in history. Also, Chris worries about wives he hasn't met yet, Dave dies in the middle of the show, Michelle washes dishes for fun, and Shaun decides to sing for the outro.
The gang talks about their strangest dreams and wildest imaginations, then rapidly reviews things in Rapid Reviews. Also, Chris talks about everyone's favorite kind of porn, Michelle praises the idea of sailing the seas forever, and Shaun has nightmares about a VR version of his dad.
The gang is together in Flagstaff for the first and only time ever, and celebrates by bringing back a long-forgotten segment. Also, Chris has his most brilliant idea ever, Dave tries to cheat to win, Michelle tackles a segment she's never done, and Shaun worries about bombs being delivered to his trunk.
The gang embarks on a new news segment called Fair or Foul with...interesting side effects, then keeps it real in Real Talk. Also, Chris has a plan for his 30s, Dave needs an accountabilibuddy, Michelle dreams up fan fiction for the cast, and Shaun has a knife stored safely in his butt.
The gang investigates the perils of internet technology, from being fired for a tweet to breaking up friendships through text messages. Also, Chris has bitterness left over from his youth, Dave hammers on the youth of America, and Shaun produces his most pessimistic segment yet.
The gang isn't even a gang this week as half the cast is missing in a tragic accident. IN A WORLD WITH ONLY HALF THE REGULAR PEOPLE, CAN CHRIS AND SHAUN OVERCOME THE ODDS AND DEFEAT THE MYSTICAL NINE-ARMED ALLIGATOR WITH A MUSTACHE AND HIS LEGENDARY PENGUIN COMPANION?
The gang tackles some bizarre and unrelated headlines and then switches gears for an Easter-themed Death Match with twists and turns. Also, Chris details his toe drama, Dave gets distracted mid-episode, Michelle goes off the deep end for cats, and Shaun struggles to understand ratios.
The gang tackles some serious topics in an extended version of Headlines, like fake friends and the school system and vaccinations. Also, Chris talks about himself in third person, Dave has his car broken into, Michelle is oblivious to March Madness, and Shaun goes on a silent protest.
The gang tackles some slightly bizarre headlines before jumping headlong into an extended and fiery Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris is immune to Michelle's psychic powers, Dave is unexcited about the new Star Wars, Michelle goes crazy by the end of the show, and Shaun thinks taxidermy isn't creepy at all.
The gang reviews some of the bad decisions that people make, like panicking in adversity or watching 300 TV episodes in a row. Also, Chris quickly disproves a theory, Dave reveals his own teacher crush, Michelle is attacked by a cast member, and Shaun forgets the meaning of the word "martyr."
The gang dodges snow and rain and death to put together an all-Buzzerbeater show, with topics about hot professors, sexy fantasies, dress colors and effective writing. Also, Chris has about 80% of Michelle's attention, Michelle describes the dreamiest teacher in the world, and Shaun wants to become a professor just to bang his students.
The gang runs through the most timely Oscars preview you've ever seen, then talks about sucky people dying, sucky people lying, and being the last person on Earth. Also, Chris decides to drop nukes on Africa, Dave explores a scenario where he'd do mountains of drugs, and Shaun invents a girl version of himself and makes out with it.
The gang runs through some word-themed Headlines before tackling serious issues in a rapid-fire Saving Society. Also, Chris pulls off a shocking reveal in Buzzerbeater, Dave learns something new, Michelle misses a show's worth of insults, and Shaun takes an unpopular position for the first time ever.
The gang talks about feelings and emotions and not sleeping enough, then throws the second half of the show into turmoil by skipping right to Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris creates a new television show, Dave predicts the future of a television show, and Shaun pretends he's on a television show where he gets to say things about Michelle.
The gang briefly touches on the Super Bowl before moving on to fancy tech news, including a timely look at the ideas in the Back to the Future sequel. Also, Chris ruins someone's review, Michelle talks about her days out in the sticks, and Shaun attacks Girl Scout Cookies without understanding them.
The gang records a quick all-Buzzerbeater show because Chris is going out of town, reflecting on such topics as Oscar nominations and movies with too many stars. Also, Chris rues his German heritage, Dave finds himself in Gingertown, Michelle wants to be in the 100-meter speedwalking Olympics, and Shaun gets destroyed by Dwight Howard.
The gang tackles the difficult subject of work, like why everyone is stretched so thin and stealing things, then lists the worst things they've ever done at a job in Real Talk. Also, Chris mentions how he handles stress, Dave locks a friend in a freezer, Michelle nears a breaking point, and Shaun exposes himself as some kind of pervert.
The gang celebrates Dave turning 30 by doing an episode about things he likes -- steak, grammar, Jeopardy, Sega Genesis, Nerf. Also, Chris slowly turns into Shaun, Dave is an old man with a terrible voice, Michelle becomes the most reviled person in history, and Shaun tries to justify $1 steak.
The gang takes things to the surface level by examining their favorite parts of a person's body and focusing on libido-driven headlines. Also, Chris ensures that he'll die alone, Dave talks about the worst drug ever, Michelle has a chance to alter history, and Shaun proves his lack of understanding of science.
The gang jumps head-first into 2015 with a look back at the best of 2014, giving top 5 lists in an extended Countdown. Also, Chris bemoans the video game industry, Dave protects his daughter's secret, Michelle gets to ask one question, and Shaun forgets what his final thought is.
The gang welcomes the holiday season with a look at some specially themed headlines and their favorite movies in Rapid Reviews. Also, Chris struggles to maintain control, Dave sings a familiar tune, Michelle reviews the worst possible movie, and Shaun hates white elephant exchanges.
The gang tries to follow through on their plans to do an episode while drunk with mixed results, then talk about putting different liquids in your body and make snap decisions in Saving Society. Also, Chris edits out a vote he doesn't like, Dave finds out about a drunk baby, Michelle falls in love with "cough syrup," and Shaun tries his luck with sound effects.
The gang devotes an episode to imaginary and cartoon and stuffed animals, all while trying to get the first official entry into the Time Capsule. Also, Chris makes an unpopular argument, Dave takes a pizza out of the oven, Michelle reveals her love of Big Bird, and Shaun puts his dad on blast.
The gang talks about hair in weird places as Movember comes to a close, then discusses unlimited amounts of snow and vacation, then reintroduces an old segment. Also, Chris gets more eternal damnation, Dave has a beard like a porcupine, Michelle actually takes a shower, and Shaun tries to add everything to Buzzerbeater.
The gang returns to form with a look at some bizarre headlines and the introduction of a (somewhat) new segment called Real Talk. Also, Chris makes his life more difficult, Dave gets stuck taking tests as an adult, Michelle considers her ideal yearbook photo, and Shaun continues to spout more nonsense.
The gang rushes to fit an episode into busy schedules, and dives headlong into an entire show of Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris loses control of everything, Dave discovers a meaningful impression, Michelle battles against perceptions of hygiene, and Shaun reveals his love of a Sound of Music song.
The gang tackles a group of headlines so serious that it requires nearly the entire show, then tries to lighten the mood in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris tries to commit to a Shaun impression, Dave drives into the Grand Canyon, Michelle tries to avoid crying on air, and Shaun discusses the importance of cat politics.
The gang finally does a Halloween-themed episode, including a look at razor blades in candy and the slow transition of clowns into irrelevance. Also, Chris sounds like an overbearing mother, Dave doesn't use his kid for candy, Michelle is banned from celebrating the holiday, and Shaun ruins his second chance at hosting.
The guys take a look at financial stories, like brothers who won the lottery or homeless people giving away money, then contemplate their own spending in Countdown. Also, Chris sells off precious family members, Dave delves into the world of Satanism, and Shaun insults people with Ebola and Alzheimer's in one fell swoop.
The gang examines some sneaky behavior, like a camera that records when you look at boobs, then try to salvage nostalgia in Time Capsule. Also, Chris changes the commercial break, Dave blurs the lines of reality, Michelle picks her favorite body part, and Shaun devotes an entire episode to Early Edition.
The gang breaks down some controversial topics, like whether or not kids these days are babied or whether or not football teams can be racist. Also, Chris talks about a 17th-place finish, Dave suffers through late connection problems, Michelle casts an unprecedented vote, and Shaun goes behind a coworker's back.
The gang hits a mini-milestone with episode 150, talking about the decline of iTunes and introducing a new segment in the second half. Also, Chris declares himself the guru of the Rocky series, Dave tries to get a word in edgewise, Michelle gets hit on by girls, and Shaun says to grab life by the balls.
The gang records their 300th food episode, with a look at Taco Bell's strange choices in Headlines and all-you-can-eat options in Death Match. Also, Chris makes more work for himself, Dave tells a horror story about a buffet, Michelle tries to break a new segment, and Shaun takes a stand for poor, abused waiters.
The gang tackles some serious issues, like a little girl with an Uzi and healthy food disguised as junk food, then creates top 3 parenting lists in Countdown. Also, Chris creates a serious Buzzerbeater, Dave rejects Shaun's advice, Michelle talks about makeup in middle school, and Shaun relives the days of public parks and knives.
The gang talks about made-up scientific constructs and disturbing villages, then looks at blasts from the past in Time Capsule. Also, Chris finally takes things too far, Dave confirms that he is the father, Michelle explains how she hasn't grown up, and Shaun has more tragic tales from his childhood.
The gang shrinks to half its size for a bizarre episode, and decides to pull back the current on some current and future news involving the show, the site and more. Also, Chris takes issue with people taking issue with charity initiatives, and Shaun details his experience with American Horror Story.
The gang examines some strange choices in the fast food arena, like the cancellation of healthier choices or the introduction of delivery service. Also, Chris questions fate, Dave takes on the ice bucket challenge, Michelle discloses her love of petty revenge, and Shaun talks about onion rings that tasted like urine.
The gang talks about the power of potato salad and a myopic restaurant review, then decides who dies, who lives and who gets fbucked in Buzzer Buzz Saw. Also, Chris incriminates himself forever, Michelle makes a difficult decision look easy, and Shaun shaves his hair to avoid ridicule.
100 Percent More Buzzer -- The gang continues the success of its wildly successful all-Buzzerbeater with another episode, while mixing in some emails and other stuff and things. Also, Chris deals with first world problems, Dave gets destroyed by CenturyLink, Michelle talks about being a bondage slave, and Shaun tells a story he shouldn't.
The gang discusses a series of fatal mistakes, like falling asleep at a baseball game or misspelling words in major publications, then goes back in time in Buzzkill. Also, Chris becomes a shock-jock DJ, Dave supplies a random factoid, Michelle battles her internet company, and Shaun tries to set up bromances.
The gang continues the trend of sexy episodes with a look at frustrated soccer players and gratuitous safety videos and some stark opposites in Buzz Off. Also, Chris unloads on overreactions, Dave says athletes are people too, Michelle strangles her boyfriend, and Shaun explains forbidden pillow love.
The gang breaks down why phone conversations are a dying breed, then plays a classic children's game with modern-day celebrities in...Buzzer Buzz Saw? Also, Chris shills for phone sex, Dave blows his celebrity crush, Michelle has the least sexy voice ever, and Shaun gets put into an impossible situation.
The gang examines some headlines with issues about money, then tackles some important financial topics in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris tells a story about a check for 59 cents, Michelle advocates for more devastating senior pranks, and Shaun vows to eliminate all forms of change from the world.
The gang tries to stop terrible relationship choices from happening in Headlines, then picks the top three celebrities on their F-it list in Buzzcut. Also, Chris reveals the origin of a crush, Michelle talks about how she has a thing for noses, and Shaun ponders the best gifts for someone who's sick.
The gang looks back at some of the biggest and most controversial stories of E3 and makes top-three lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris breaks down the Zelda trailer, Dave takes a stand against taking a stand, Michelle rebels against society, and Shaun lists off his unique and terrible pet names.
The guys take a stroll down memory lane to the end of high school, then look at three headlines all about yearbook problems -- all while including a specialish guest! Also, Chris sends Furbies to hell, Michelle gets pulled over in Utah, and Shaun forms an alliance that doesn't even last the whole episode.
The guys tackle an entire dog-themed episode, including a man being a dog on a dating app and canines that are doctored to look like pandas. Also, Chris wonders about a quote in an article, Michelle talks about her experience wrestling dogs, and Shaun brings up a vendetta against a neighborhood pet.
The guys switch things up a bit, talking about the world's biggest water slide before moving on to a supersized Buzzerbeater session. Also, Chris worries about launching to his death, Michelle continues the trend of sweating profusely, and Shaun stereotypes millions of people in Australia.
The guys tackle a series of school-related headlines, including a pedantic board member and some disgusting cupcakes, then lay down the law on school practices in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris successfully makes a movie reference, Michelle admits to cheating at an opportune time, and Shaun has more accidents involving liquids.
The guys look at situations where someone might have wanted to hit the reset button, including a ball tap in DDR and a troll fighting a boxer, then choose whether or not to have re-dos in Buzz Off. Also, Chris deals with self-inflicted pain, Michelle considers a less-than-decent proposal, and Shaun neglects the importance of genies.
The guys welcome back Michelle to tackle some horrible headlines, then wonder if perhaps some people got what they deserved. Also, Chris keeps a constant reminder of one of the worst moments of his life, Michelle reveals her celebrity vendettas, and Shaun tells us a story about a song he's in.
The guys welcome a special guest and then discuss some strange kid stories, like a 3-year-old climbing into a claw machine and a girl being banned from prom for wearing pants. Also, Chris freaks out about being on radio, Michelle wishes office birthdays didn't exist, and Shaun says kids should wear a suit and tie at all times.
The guys examine some anger-inducing topics, like the most frustrating part of video games or the penalty for spending your life working in a cubicle, then have a two-man debate on proper behavior in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris pulls out a very specific example about missing ice cream, and Shaun talks about how his girlfriend makes him feel old.
The guys take a look at a trio of timely airline headlines, then welcome a special guest on a live phone call for the first time in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris dances around pornography with euphemisms, Dave is nowhere to be found for some reason, and Shaun explains his childhood fear of flying.
The guys welcome a special guest while important outside things are happening, then discuss a trio of shark stories in Headlines. Also, Chris holds down the fort, Dave misses an episode to go take care of his family or something I don't know geez, and Shaun promotes ATB merchandise that doesn't exist.
The guys dance around death in Headlines, talk D&D and other RPGs in Buzz Off, then tackle the How I Met Your Mother finale in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris grapples with the best way to die, Dave identifies with Neil Patrick Harris, and Shaun explains the dangers of a 20-pound cat.
The guys actually convince Dave to talk about some big upcoming films, including the first Peanuts movie in three decades and some important Disney sequels. Also, Chris swears for a second straight episode, Dave wants an 18-inch corn dog in his mouth, and Shaun wants everything to become a movie about football.
The guys talk about all the vices they encountered in Las Vegas and then wonder if rich people really do have better sex. Also, Chris sends a harsh message to clueless religious people, Dave battles against basketball hipsters, and Shaun rescues an exotic dancer by kidnapping her and putting her in his trunk.
The guys put together a helter-skelter episode that goes in a bunch of directions, like discussions on Barbie in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and the WWE Network. Also, Chris makes a case for a new business model for streaming, Dave revives an age-old bit, and Shaun forgets his train of thought mid-sentence.
The guys do some more work on their upcoming movie, including important casting decisions and an inevitable spinoff, then tackle some tech headlines. Also, Chris goes off on Oscar nitpickers, Dave gives Shaun some bad news on stock advice, and Shaun battles a near-fatal case of Restless Leg Syndrome.
The guys talk about food for the 395th time in the history of the show, including a supermarket game show and another look at fat Americans. Also, Chris has trouble with intimacy during his youth, Dave sentences his daughter to a fate worse than death, and Shaun throws every single family member under the bus.
The guys tackle some extremely timely headlines, then break down a series of game show topics in the second half of the show. Also, Chris plans to pelvic thrust near Pat Sajak, Dave wants to procure some of Ben Stein's moolah, and Shaun gets set to join the Freedom Fighters.
The guys brace themselves for another spiteful holiday episode, but things go in a surprising direction. Also, Chris hates today's distinction between dating and hanging out, Dave vows to work extra-hard for his marriage, and Shaun doesn't get a chance to discuss his super-exciting V-day plans.
The guys run through a series of gambling-related stories like a man caught cheating at blackjack, then guzzle down free drinks in Buzz Off. Also, Chris shows off his sexy bedroom voice, Dave keeps his schedule free for some silly reason, and Shaun has nightmares about the worst tip ever.
The guys make their triumphant return by running through a bunch of listener feedback and introducing a brand-new segment sure to change the world. Also, Chris questions his career path, Dave reveals his daughter's name, and Shaun despises the Friends character that he embodies.
The guys roll back the time machine as they try to plan ahead for their big move, then discuss soul mates in Headlines and the earliest Sonic games in Buzzkill. Also, Chris talks about the sanctity of showers, Dave refers to his wife as his roommate, and Shaun places a personal ad for himself on-air.
The guys shorten the show a bit in the middle of their move, but still have time to question shooting lasers at your brain and find out which songs are the most annoyingly catchy. Also, Chris tries to stop a virus, Dave tries to make a plea for sanity, and Shaun tries to start an argument with himself.
The guys wonder about the perils of milk and cookies for children, then discuss whether or not spanking is okay in a surprisingly serious Buzzsaw. Also, Chris makes a plea for common sense, Dave makes an announcement toward the end of the show, and Shaun almost admits to backhanding children.
The guys wonder how it can be a crime to park in your own driveway, then discuss some of the features of their dream house in Buzz Off. Also, Chris has doubts about a half a million euro prize, Dave doubles back on his hatred, and Shaun abruptly leaves at the end of the show.
The guys discuss why spiking your wife like a football is a bad choice and behaving like a child is a horrible idea, then reminisce about two great things in Buzzkill. Also, Chris creates awkward nicknames for his younger self, Dave makes plans to avoid dying alone, and Shaun reveals his fantasies about Joe Rogan.
The guys look at a variety of studies, including the way we describe the stages of drunkenness and the horrors of soap dispensers in the bathroom. Also, Chris tells people to mind their own business, Dave tells people to stop bashing referees, and Shaun promises to talk less because he's sick.
The guys discuss quirky food and cat issues, like taking a pet turtle onto a plane and whether you should root for a hospitalized cat mayor. Also, Chris compares an animal to Professor X, Dave recounts a story of his early employment, and Shaun tries to outlaw an American staple.
The guys take matters into their own hands and discuss three wacky headlines before settling the debate between Batman and The Punisher in Buzz Off. Also, Chris makes a threat against 6-year-olds, Dave reveals that he's an inventor, and Shaun tells a story with a happy ending.
The guys return after lightning almost killed the show and talk about explosions at school, studies about Twitter, and Bill Nye the Science Guy in Buzzkill. Also, Chris is finally attacked by the buzzer, Dave learns about the meaning of twerking, and Shaun shares more awful stories from his youth.
The guys see if they can discover a hidden sense by examining stories about women, like being arrested for bottled water or hitting the online dating scene when you're Miss USA. Also, Chris catches Shaun in a trap, Dave produces his prepared remarks, and Shaun lets hundreds die for true love.
The guys tackle religion in a special episode, including whether purgatory exists and whether it's possible to kill the devil with fire. Also, Chris calls out people for being lazy, Dave battles with his morality, and Shaun live tweets during a recorded show.
The guys talk about the horrors of hospitals, like a woman who almost had her organs removed while still alive, then list their grievances in Buzzcut. Also, Chris questions the validity of WebMD, Dave wants the power of Grayskull, and Shaun asks for your first-born child.
The guys debut their first live show on Monday nights, then talk about nudity as a distraction and defile the memory of Bob Ross in Buzzkill. Also, Chris budgets his time poorly, Dave decides he should stop talking, and Shaun wants to find love under an umbrella on a rainy day.
The guys talk about leaving kids and dogs inside hot cars, comment on the usefulness of a 27th letter of the alphabet, then discuss summer tropes in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris reveals the new live show, Dave tells people to mind their own business, and Shaun goes after the scum of the earth: slip 'n' slides.
The guys marvel at the stupidity of a mother whose son was shot and a mother who put her son for adoption on Craigslist, then interview LadyCroft3 in Buzzfeed. Also, Chris talks about his potential offspring, Dave reveals himself as a pedophile, and Shaun lists off his favorite colors.
The guys discuss American topics like women being allowed to remain topless and dogs being better than cats, then talk Fourth of July stuff in Buzz Off. Also, Chris wonders where Dave was conceived, Dave ruins the subtlety of a joke, and Shaun makes plans with a giraffe and a panther.
The guys celebrate 100 episodes with a colossal show, including a giant Buzz In, an interview with a video game music star, two duets, new music bumpers, and much more! Also, Chris puts himself on the line, Dave finds his love for steak at risk, and Shaun plays the piano like a professional.
The guys talk about ideas that didn't quite pan out, then put Choose Your Own Adventure and Mad Libs to the test in Buzzkill. Also, Chris volunteers to wear his co-hosts' skin, Dave reads an important wedding message, and Shaun reveals his playbook on Facebook stalking.
The guys throw away their guest host experiment and just bring Dave back on the show, then discuss major E3 news in Headlines and honeymoon traditions in Buzz Off. Also, Chris suggests a romantic voyage to space, Dave is still a rich elitist, and Shaun stalks every girl on Facebook.
The gang wraps everything up in Part 3 of the Dave Wedding Trilogy, as Molly takes over for her dead brother and wedding traditions are examined in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris talks about getting wet, Molly dreams about Neil Patrick Harris, and Shaun makes wedding plans for 2052.
The guys report from Las Vegas in Part 2 of the Dave Wedding Trilogy, then interview the leader of United We Game (and Daniel Tosh!) in a double Buzzfeed. Also, Chris gets a solo act, Dave throws his wife under the bus, and Shaun wants to pick up chicks.
The guys give Dave advice as his wedding approaches in Part 1 of the Dave Wedding Trilogy of episodes, then interview Borderlands' Britanni Johnson in Buzzfeed. Also, Chris tells stories from high school, Dave pretends he isn't nervous, and Shaun betrays a promise to be nice.
The guys tear apart two silly studies and discuss the horror of a 6-year-old driving, then interview the folks from Game Sammich in Buzzfeed. Also, Chris issues a warning about swearing, Dave counts the days until his wedding, and Shaun has a dream that no one cares about.
The guys talk about easier ways to avoid incest and smarter ways to jettison dumb people into space, then talk cosplay with the folks from Wrong Button! Also, Chris bemoans his chances of getting married, Dave insults his co-hosts for being single, and Shaun declares the buzzer to be meaningless.
The guys question the merits of our legal system and business rights, then question the relevance of jury duty in a divisive Buzzsaw. Also, Chris impersonates a southern yokel, Dave only puts steak in one of his final meals, and Shaun turns Pez dispensers into a sexual fantasy.
The guys applaud a judge for a two-day sentence and defend the tried-and-true apostrophe, then console Jason in a heartwrenching Buzz Questions. Also, Chris gets fired up about grammar, Dave makes a celebrity connection, and Shaun plans to buy the entire Make-A-Wish Foundation.
The guys call out awful interactions with parents, like a son suing his mom and dad for being poor and a mother giving her son marijuana. Also, Chris picks his favorite co-host, Dave sings a forgotten commercial jingle, and Shaun tells a 45-minute story about his dog.
The guys discuss important food topics like the most useful foods during sex and whether using your resume as a candy bar wrapper is a good choice. Also, Chris offers to eat Justin Bieber, Dave attempts to host the show, and Shaun plays a police dispatcher with seven different voices.
The guys applaud the punishment of trolls and the intelligence of curly fry lovers, then interview director Gary Sundt in Buzzfeed. Also, Chris wants to elbow drop pranksters, Dave wants to join in on a Japanese trend, and Shaun never wants to play basketball again.
The guys are horrified by lions killing people during sex and sharks resisting bullets, then interview the author of an upcoming zombie book in Buzzfeed. Also, Chris battles through illness, Dave battles through confusion, and Shaun battles through being rejected by an engaged girl again.
The guys are blown away by Muse in concert, wonder why Justin Bieber is helping pedophiles, and use listener responses for all of Buzz Off. Also, Chris gets trolled on his favorite song, Dave chooses Molly's future husband, and Shaun battles an old woman over dirty dishes.
The guys wonder what happens when a footlong isn't a foot long and when a kidnapped man isn't kidnapped, then bring back their interview segment, Buzzfeed. Also, Chris celebrates a mediocre birthday, Dave puts a special guest on the spot, and Shaun positions himself as the voice of reason.
The guys deliver three awful news stories about women and kids, and let the listeners decide which is a fake, then debate the serious issues in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris fails in his attempts to serenade girls, Dave might be a terrible father, and Shaun tells millions of personal stories.
The guys look on as a homeless man saves his pet bunny, a desperate man tries to get sex through Facebook, and a dead man gets Burger King. Also, Chris sounds bitter about love, Dave sounds happy about needling Shaun, and Shaun sounds delighted when we cut off Dave.
The guys decide whether a 10,000-calorie burger is worth the risk, examine a waitress who was fired for posting a receipt online, and list awful restaurant experiences in Buzzcut. Also, Chris creates a strange advertisement, Dave mourns steak gone to waste, and Shaun tells more depressing stories.
The guys try to avoid the bitterness of last year's Valentine's Day episode by talking about sex with dolphins, burglars with Cheetos and candies that taste like chalk. Also, Chris throws away a prime opportunity, Dave throws away valuable chocolates, and Shaun throws away his credibility.
The guys settle a fight between desperate strippers, feast on their favorite types of donuts, and decide which dancing is best in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris keeps having to back up Shaun, Dave gets free donuts because of a stunt, and Shaun worries about being listed as overweight.
The guys provide a super expert preview of the Super Bowl, freak out about the flu outbreak, and respond to more than 20 listener messages in Buzz In. Also, Chris puts himself on the line, Dave confronts the butter dance, and Shaun wants to sleep with the robot from the Jetsons.
The guys debate which songs are best for driving, wonder how practical a real-life Death Star would be, and introduce a new interview segment called Buzzfeed. Also, Chris battles the Internet, Dave disappears mid-show, and Shaun doesn't want anyone to tune in.
The guys read what might be the most disturbing headline ever, wonder why a math teacher wants to have sex with her students, then try to feel better by remembering the NES in Buzzkill. Also, Chris was a smart kid, Dave was a British kid, and Shaun was a traumatized kid.
The guys take on headlines that get progressively worse, including a 5-year-old being locked in the closet, then decide which famous trio represents them best in Buzz In. Also, Chris turns on the listeners, Dave turns on Shaun, and Shaun is turned on by Maes Hughes.
The guys look into the horrors of online dating, including a couple who ended up dead and a man who posed as a young woman, then decide the best of 2012 in Buzzcut. Also, Chris can't remember what year it is, Dave finally goes to the movie theater, and Shaun considers a profile on a dating website.
The guys celebrate the holidays with a series of special announcements, a disturbing look into Shaun's psyche, and a December-themed Buzz Off. Also, Chris puts a stop to the Grinch, Dave accepts spooning as his reality, and Shaun rejects reality and inserts his own.
The guys talk about Call Me Maybe as a song of the year candidate, discuss a newspaper running a photo of a man about to die, and welcome a special guest for Buzz Questions. Also, Chris is dumbfounded by the end of the show, Dave wastes home court advantage, and Shaun picks up an important victory.
The guys talk about the impending destruction of the world, decide how pudding could be an extreme risk, and plow through reader comments and questions in Buzz In. Also, Chris worries about his future kids, Dave visits the studio in Flagstaff, and Shaun forgets to give anyone a pink slip.
The guys want wrestlers to stop killing rabbits, play their first holiday song of the season, and tell grown-ups to settle down in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris gets thrown under the bus, Dave throws everyone under the bus, and Shaun tells Dave that throwing people under the bus doesn't mean what he thinks it does.
The guys decide if Twinkies are overrated, discuss a trio of video game headlines, and run through top-three lists in a special Thanksgiving edition of Buzzcut. Also, Chris gives out a top-secret recipe, Dave runs the worst company ever, and Shaun says 'tis the season for spooning.
The guys are horrified by a real-life anime character, turned off by an ugly couple's lovemaking, and disappointed in their memories of Captain Planet in Buzzkill. Also, Chris thinks Russian girls are the best, Dave wants to put steaks in swimming pools, and Shaun puts a specific person on blast on the air.
The guys feast on a series of food-related headlines before taking on the biggest mailbag ever in Buzz In and breaking the rules by throwing an entire segment away. Also, Chris nearly loses his voice mid-show, Dave becomes part of a cheesy buddy cop TV show, and Shaun loves everyone and everything ever.
The guys get serious on the issues in their longest episode ever, with a full slate of election-related headlines and a Buzz Off that includes the most polarizing choice yet. Also, Chris supports people not blaming the media, Dave supports people not throwing away their vote, and Shaun supports himself for president.
The guys talk about how to pick up chicks at the supermarket and the benefits of online grocery shopping, then build their own stores in Buzz Questions with special guest Jason Hagerty. Also, Chris loves cockroaches, Dave loves his faithful minions, and Shaun loves girls too much to ever talk to them.
The guys talk about the benefits of having a giant bed, discuss how someone might end up searching for herself, and tell people to be more considerate in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris takes on the other cast members, Dave makes fun of short people, and Shaun pitches the new ATB calendar.
The guys read through horrifying stories of kids (and parents) gone bad, including murder over karaoke and violence over orange juice. Also, Chris stumbles through his cartoon memories, Dave commits a crime during the song break, and Shaun finally snaps at the end of the episode.
The guys unveil a rich new sound with new equipment, and use it to figure out why someone would marry their dad or have sex with a ghost. Also, Chris is bitter about the Chili Peppers concert, Dave struggles with more first-world problems, and Shaun unveils his new chicken sound effect.
The guys talk about the NFL's referee fiasco, discuss all the ways ninjas could be useful enforcers, and reminisce about board games in Buzzkill. Also, Chris keeps trying to get rich quick, Dave suffers a horrific knee injury while sumo wrestling, and Shaun might be a racist at work.
The guys talk about their home state in not-so-glowing terms, fight off poisonous and expensive scorpions, and fulfill one of Dave's wishes in Buzz Off. Also, Chris gets bitter in Buzzerbeater, Dave gives Shaun some relationship advice, and Shaun decides he doesn't like Arizona.
The guys join the revolution by fighting for a man fired for a joke from the 60s and a 5-year-old kid wearing dresses, and answer mail in Buzz In. Also, Chris reads lavish praise from colleagues, Dave tries to be the biggest playa of the group, and Shaun worries about a Ross Perot mech.
The guys decide whether fat people and babies should be allowed on airplanes and discover that people like being naked at airports. Also, Chris is upset about Michael Clarke Duncan, Dave thinks Mr. Miyagi is Mr. McGuy, and Shaun thinks an elephant makes a noise like a cow.
The guys try to stop pregnant mothers from drinking, tell off an insecure crazy woman, and make truthful lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris recites bits from A Few Good Men, Dave hates those who abuse the legal system, and Shaun asks if anyone wants to shave his ass.
The guys dip into the nostalgia pool for an entire school episode, try to beat third-graders at predicting the future, and introduce a newish segment that sounds familiar. Also, Chris enjoyed hurting other kids, Dave had a sad breakup in seventh grade, and Shaun had the worst childhood ever.
The guys discuss the risks of movies coming to life, applaud the choice of music for a gymnast's routine, and bring back a forgotten segment in Buzz Off. Also, Chris becomes a wrestling announcer, Dave leaves for the beach mid-show, and Shaun wets the bed.
The guys sift through some baffling news, like boys having sex with cows and people trading babies for trucks, and run through another big collection of letters in Buzz In. Also, Chris tries to figure out why Aladdin was emo, Dave makes steak out of a bad situation, and Shaun screws up the definition of hooking up.
The guys try out karaoke, throw Buzz Off into the lead segment because they can, and finally unveil a new sound effect in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris unloads some grocery store bitterness, Dave hates being ganged up on, and Shaun invents an imaginary Irish grandmother.
The guys welcome contest winner Nick Fiala as a special guest, figure out which drinks will kill them, and put together the perfect(?) boy band in Buzz Questions. Also, Chris puts his streak on the line, Dave channels his inner Eminem, and Shaun says his dream is to be struck by lightning.
The guys wonder if kidnapping is the best way to meet girls, sing a Tim McGraw song, and plan out the perfect death in Buzzcut. Also, Chris breaks one of the Genie's quid pro quo, Dave turns Buzzerbeater back into a lightning round, and Shaun says all nicknames for money suck.
The guys wonder why everyone's so high on bath salts, introduce a new segment about weird searches on Google, and throw away antiquated ideas in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris laments the death of newspapers, Dave laments the death of Steve Nash, and Shaun laments the death of the Academy Awards.
The guys celebrate making it to 50 episodes with a new intro, new music, singing cats, an entirely live show and the biggest Buzz In you've ever seen. Also, Chris is ready to recruit a hot girl on Craigslist, Dave treads on dangerous waters with his fiancee, and Shaun almost kills someone at a funeral.
The guys discuss Adele's magical powers, talk about the hottest new trend -- pheromone dating, and finally discuss one of the best games of 2011 in Buzzkill. Also, Chris proposes scratch-and-sniff websites, Dave forms a brief alliance with Shaun, and Shaun continue to workshop his accents.
The guys highlight the weirdest female stories in the news, give their favorites for what they like in a girl, and try not to alienate half their audience in Buzz Off. Also, Chris says most women don't need makeup, Dave becomes the first person to hate the DMV, and Shaun says the longest sentence in recorded history.
The guys welcome back Gary Sundt to talk about crazy stories now that we're six months away from the end of the world and try to survive without air conditioning in Phoenix -- which leads to a very strange Buzzcut. Also, Chris takes on the instant internet era, Dave can't stop being a hipster, and Shaun is possessed by a vibrating ghost.
The guys recount Shaun's miraculous skydiving survival, discuss the logistics of a real-life cat helicopter, and decide which conventions of society make the cut in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris gets stuck with a bad order at Subway, Dave wins a prize he never wanted, and Shaun decides on a nickname for his penis.
The guys find fingers in their sandwiches, inject super glue in people's butts, and blast through the reader mailbag in Buzz In. Also, Chris makes everyone uncomfortable, Dave successfully references a movie, and Shaun prepares to die when he goes skydiving.
The guys freak out about spiders hunting in groups, revolutionize the game of tennis, and choose their preferred method of torture in Buzz Off. Also, Chris fills in to read Headlines, Dave tries to deny that he's a hipster, and Shaun botches a musical plug for a legal agency.
The guys shake down 4-year-old girls for bombs, stand up for childhood icon Bill Nye, and introduce a brand-new segment called Buzzsaw. Also, Chris tries not to succumb to the plague, Dave makes a major announcement about his life, and Shaun workshops his British accent.
The guys talk about the penalties for elaborate lies, discuss the newest (and dumbest) teenage trend, and find themselves getting along surprisingly well in Buzz Off. Also, Chris is too big and too old for kids meals, Dave offers his body for a million dollars, and Shaun eats a grilled cheese sandwich out of the garbage.
The guys welcome back special guest Jason Hagerty, discuss the finer points of a night club for pre-teens, and explain their imaginary celebrity status in Buzz Questions. Also, Chris plans a movie scene with Scarlett Johannsen, Dave wants pool parties to go back to having swimming, and Shaun nearly gets in a fight while riding his bike.
The guys talk about booby-trapped speed bumps, figure out the best items you could steal from a movie, and lay down the law in top-three lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris plots to steal Dave's wallet to buy ice cream, Dave fails to see the whole picture on teleporters, and Shaun would rather eat dinner with Satan than Jesus.
The guys return to normal after the April Fools episode, get on their pulpits for three issue-based Headlines, and run through a litany of reader responses in Buzz In. Also, Chris doesn't back down from threats, Dave gets a phone call in the middle of the show, and Shaun leaps past Rick Santorum in the presidential race.
The guys switch up roles, discuss the finer points of intergalactic fork bending, and put together the list of best floozles in Buzzkill. Also, Chris invents a new form of transportation called Haagen-Dash, Dave talks about his trip to Orbitron 6, and Shaun enters an alternate reality where kittens are kings and men are slaves.
Bring Out Your Dead -- The guys talk about people dying at imitation parties and sending emails after they're already dead, use improv to determine a legal ruling, and plow through reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris makes a plea to radio stations, Dave recounts his boring trip to Vegas, and Shaun tries to plug his new website over Dave's confusion.
Three and a Half Men -- The guys try to atone for their Valentines Day bias with an all-guy-bashing episode, put teenage punks in their place, and dissect The Hangover in the long-awaited return of Buzzkill. Also, Chris mentions his ridiculously high metabolism, Dave tells more stories about Vegas, and Shaun stumbles through the worst sentence ever known to man.
Human and Dancer -- The guys settle a debate on the bad lyrics of a song, celebrate Justin Bieber's 18th birthday, and choose between exciting options in Buzz Off. Also, Chris hates his own upcoming birthday, Dave makes sure everyone knows he loves steak, and Shaun regales the entire audience with tales of barf.
Wonâ??t Somebody Think of the Children -- The guys battle the odds and avoid skipping another episode, run through three dumb teenager headlines, and battle for list supremacy in Buzzcut. Also, Chris confesses his love for Gaston, Dave talks about sucking it and getting the juice, and Shaun finally drops his world-renowned Arnold impression.
King of the Sea Jungle -- The guys fight through sickness to avoid skipping an episode, talk about professions and how they're linked to fate, and run through a litany of listener comments in Buzz In. Also, Chris would be the scariest teacher ever, Dave turns into a crotchety old man, and Shaun admits to being extremely gullible.
1st Anniversary Special -- The guys celebrate their first year of existence with returning guest Jason Hagerty, vomit up a bacon milkshake, and introduce a new segment with a dumb name. Also, Chris becomes the all-time champion, Dave gets a drinking game for when he's a misogynist, and Shaun attempts genocide on Richard Simmons.
Valentine's Day Special -- The guys focus on love, relationships, how girls are traitors, and do a Buzzcut with Valentine's-specific top three lists -- all with the help of special guest Gary Sundt. Also, Chris delivers a serious message, Dave reveals his favorite places to cry, and Shaun attempts to turn the episode into karaoke.
All the Boys, They Call Me Macarena -- The guys attempt to break down the Super Bowl, use Lawrence Fishburne as an allegory for relationships, and manage to find common ground in a heartwarming Buzz Off. Also, Chris recounts a painful day in his life, Dave invents a new segment with an incomprehensible name, and Shaun confuses the Electric Slide for something else entirely.
Worldâ??s Greatest Unsolved Mysteries: Mace Windu -- The guys discuss a breaking story: Mace Windu may have survived his fall in Coruscant -- plus math questions with slavery and top three lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris can't seem to stop swearing on the show, Dave reveals a troubled part of his past, and Shaun decides he wants to be the host in the second half.
Tears for Fears -- The guys interview the newest addition to the ATB site, movie reviewer Gary Sundt, go through the reader mailbag in Buzz In, and somehow travel through time in the most raw episode yet. Also, Chris sums up a story with profanity, Dave is part of the 1 percent, and Shaun is distracted by what he calls "flocks of dogs."
One Buzzoff to Rule Them All -- The guys try to reinvent the fortune cookie industry, dive into the science of how soda dissolves mice, and take on two huge movie franchises in a divisive Buzzoff. Also, Chris barely watches any movies, Dave has trouble with theoretical constructs, and Shaun sends Superman to kill the Swiss Family Robinsons.
1st Annual New Year Awards -- The guys welcome special guest Molly Robinson, wonder why all the kids like grinding these days, and hand out awards for the best of 2011 in Buzzcut -- all in a supersized episode! Also, Chris takes a time machine to Pizza Hut, Dave thinks all Hispanic comedians are Carlos Mencia, and Shaun continues to freak out about airplanes.
ATB Christmas Special -- The guys run through holiday-themed headlines, marvel at the stupidity of mankind, and run through a slew of reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris tells the story of the infamous Chicken Man, Dave pretends mail comes in bags with money signs on them, and Shaun decides to back down on his killing spree.
Raptor Sharks -- The guys talk about unnecessary roughness, watch as a heartwarming story goes wrong, and decide between ferocious predators in Buzz Off. Also, Chris sits back while the other cast members fight, Dave likes bad sweaters, and Shaun details the weirdest and wildest weekend in the history of the world.
Three Types of Meat -- The guys talk about passengers who had to fly the unfriendly skies, watch out for piranhas at the beach, and settle the score on Shaun's girliest movies in Buzzcut. Also, Chris has the hookup for free Christmas trees, Dave wants to have a pet tiger, and Shaun stays in the closet to do the show.
Enter the Buzzkill -- The guys debut an epic new Buzzerbeater intro, lobby for more balls in schools, and welcome back a forgotten segment by Buzzkilling "The Matrix." Also, Chris recaps the worst Thanksgiving ever, Dave uncovers his rich school upbringing, and Shaun tries to learn slow-motion karate kicks.
Episode 21: ATB Thanksgiving Special -- The guys talk about their Thanksgiving plans, run through a Headlines segment full of food stories, do a Turkey Day Buzz Off and give thanks in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris has to work on a holiday, Dave is confused by cavemen, and Shaun goes into a tunnel mid-episode.
The guys make fun of stupid practices in school, question the cognitive skills of a crazy Call of Duty player, and blow through a chunk of reader responses in Buzz In. Also, Chris wants to discipline students with a belt, Dave recounts a horrifying tale from years ago, and Shaun continues his campaign for "this year 2012 presidency thing."
The guys talk about the show's move to a weekly format, shun new gaming controller ideas, and put together top-three lists in a new segment called "Buzzcut." Also, Chris roots for regular humans against superheroes, Dave regrets a crazy past relationship, and Shaun shows off his so-called deep voice.
The guys welcome special guest Andy Smith into the studio, bring Mute Baby back on the show, and choose between three great options in a meat-filled Buzz Off. Also, Chris wins at golf thanks to a new rule, Dave is sad about Bambi's mom being dead, and Shaun tries and fails to do the outro.
The guys decide whether vampires are real, debate whether bears should drive cars, and go through a mountain of reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris hates being the employee of the month, Dave loses money in Las Vegas, and Shaun says the media is burying the vampire epidemic.
The guys talk about the possibilities of glow-in-the-dark cats, find their first good sign of humanity in Headlines, and somehow manage to choose between Master Chief and Marcus Fenix in Buzz Off. Also, Chris wonders about the dangers of doing the show, Dave gets spit on at Six Flags, and Shaun writes jingles for commercials -- all in the best episode of ATB yet.
The guys feel sorry for screwed-up kids, question the effectiveness of fireworks as a wake-up call, and pick apart Ocarina of Time in Buzzkill. Also, Chris calls out shoddy journalism, Dave reveals his hatred of needles, and Shaun recommends My Magic Pony as children's reading.
The guys detail exciting changes for the show, stop trying to find excuses for lazy people, and read through their first legitimate e-mail in Buzz In. Also, Chris manages to win an entire segment, Dave fears for his footâ??s safety, and Shaun repeatedly offers money to listeners.
The guys navigate dangerous cats, whiny preteen wanna be stars, a Buzz Off between ridiculously tasty food off the grill, and a new segment called Buzzerbeater that isn't really that new. Also, Chris creates the first kitten serial killer, Dave tells us if Molly survived the hurricane, and Shaun tries and fails to agree with everything.
The guys are in studio with special guest Jason Hagerty, discuss a ranking of restaurant chains, and fend off bad questions in a somewhat wacky Buzz In. Also, Chris suggests stabbing as punishment, Dave insults a dead kid, and Shaun destroys logic with science.
The guys put together an abbreviated show, investigate the science of frog communication, and start the day off right with a breakfast Buzz Off. Also, Chris ruins the idea of hand tattoos, Dave gives a lesson on less than 3, and Shaun produces his most spite-filled episode.
The guys figure out their preferred superpower, explain dying at your own funeral, and pick apart Final Fantasy VII in a controversial Buzzkill. Also, Chris ruins the outro, Dave becomes a man after a video game scene, and Shaun invites all of Chicago to steal his car.
The guys review the news from E3, pick apart the fattiest lasagna in history, and settle the console war in a divisive Buzz Off. Also, Chris picks the women heâ??ll save in the zombie apocalypse, Dave puts the Miami Heat on blast, and Shaun ruins kids on go-kart tracks.
The guys eliminate the lead segment, answer a question about long-distance relationships in the latest Buzz In, and toss two listeners into the Hate Round. Also, Chris ignores the Rapture, Dave has a drinking race with wine, and Shaun finds a happy ending in a desolate story.
The guys review the blockbuster game Portal 2, dispute the idea that arcade machines in pizza places encourage gambling, and engage in a high-octane Buzz Off about board games. Also, Chris laments the lack of skill in Monopoly, Dave yells at his friends in co-op games, and Shaun is a horse.
The guys do a eulogy for the Sunsâ?? season, debate the usefulness of realism in sports video games, and read letters from fans in a new segment called Buzz In. Also, Chris struggles with the English language due to illness, Dave hates Alanis Morissette songs, and Shaun drudges up his alcoholic past.
The guys discuss the release of the Nintendo 3DS, bring up the horrors of punishment in schools, and settle the debate between kitties and puppies in a high-octane Buzz Off. Also, Chris tells middle school kids to shut up, Dave rushes the show to get to a Star Trek convention, and Shaun is deathly afraid of bees.
The guys discuss a song thatâ??s all about fun, fun, fun, fun, wonder why British people think lightsabers are real, and rework â??Back to the Futureâ?? in a new segment called Buzzkill. Also, Chris wants school buses to explode, Dave confesses to his desire to smash all of Shaunâ??s stuff, and Shaun fears stalker hobos on online dating sites.
The guys try to explain the success of March Madness, curse humanityâ??s inability to fly, and pick between early â??90s Disney movies in a new segment called Buzz Off. Also, Chris hates lion puns, Dave reveals his disturbing way of eating 3 Musketeers, and Shaun talks about his Subway customer of the month plaque â?? all in HIGH DEFINITION AUDIO.
The guys describe their feelings on Vince Carter, explain why kids these days are stupid, and preview this summerâ??s upcoming Wii game, â??The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.â?? Also, Chris admits to having no muscles whatsoever, Dave discusses the nuances of Lifetimeâ??s TV schedule, and Shaun confesses to being an avid fan fiction writer.
In the inaugural episode, the guys review the You Donâ??t Know Jack video game, talk about cell phone use bringing down planes, and unsuccessfully debate the Sunsâ?? (now nonexistent) playoff chances. Also, Chris gives up on marrying Maria Sharapova, Dave confronts his morning hatred, and Shaun complains about plastic instruments shutting down his love life.