If you were terrified of spiders, you probably wouldn't steal a tarantula. So it's a little hard to wrap my head around this one… If you can manage to make it through the day without stealing a jet ski… when you don’t know how to operate a jet ski… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/video-florida-deputies-borrow-boat-to-arrest-man-on-stolen-jet-ski