Maybe we can’t talk you out of stealing a car today, but could we at least caution you from doing what Ervin did on Friday? If you can manage to make it through the day without stealing an ambulance while EMS are grabbing lunch… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://journalnow.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/a-catawba-county-ambulance-is-stolen-from-a-winston-salem-restaurants-parking-lot/article_242f91b6-09fd-11ed-91b6-c3ed63ede935.html