Paul cannot get his fridge under control because these damn restaurants keep serving him so much damn food. He and Arlo discuss the uniquely American problem of ever-expanding portion sizes, stopping at the Cheesecake Factory before taking a detour into canine conundrums, parental pondering, and nostalgic nightmares. You’ll never look at a Heffalump the same way. Featuring a cameo from Fatty Liver & The Teething Puppies!

Next: the Gobbledygeeks in the place to be, gettin’ busy with Hip Hop Family Tree.

THE BREAKDOWN

Total Run Time: 01:16:05

00:00:58 - Intro / Portion Sizes

00:06:45 - Trigger Warning: IBS

00:14:48 - Heffalumps and Woozles Haunt My Dreams

00:18:40 - Feline Facts and Canine Cliches

00:32:11 - Let’s Have Kids...Or Not

00:48:15 - Teasing That Deliverse Podcast Thing

00:50:34 - NKOTB / Not Down With “Fluffer” Acts

01:10:00 - Outro / Next