So I've been missing from my own blog for a while. Dust has settled and formed a thin layer on it's outer edges. What doing have I been, Yoda asks? Not much at all really.

I haven't posted for a bit because my last two weeks have been almost pure assessment. I don't know if you know, but a while back I had corrective surgery on my right wrist to fix my carpal tunnel syndrome. The necessary recovery period involved with said surgery resulted in many annoying things -
1. All my assessment was pushed back to the end of semester 2. I had to switch from chef to cashier to maintain my career (I also became a rapper after realising I could drop the dopest rhymes just like the one in that sentence. I have wicked flow, yo) 3. Exercise dropped way off because I can't lift anything anymore

So anyway, this meant that due to my unmatched ability to leave everything to the last minute, I had about three assignments and four exams in the space of a week and a half. Shit was hard. I swear, at some point, provided I have a difficult enough task, I'll probably develop some latent super powers and become some form of greater being. The only reason I'm studying criminology anyway is so I can be Batman. Mel's going to be pissed when I rock off to Tibet for training purposes.

I'm really, really interested in seeing 127 hours, it doesn't come out in Australia till February sometime. Please refer to this post for my thoughts on the topic.

Lastly, I decided half way through completing my final assessment piece (this would have been circa the 4th cup of coffee, at five AM, having been awake for over 24 hours), that it'd be just a fantastic idea to tweet that Justin Bieber was dead in the hope of getting gullible yet lovely people to watch some fantastic video I found. I apologise for the spam and next time, should my brain be all "hey, you know what'll be really funny?", I will fail to comply to the ol' grey matter and instead pour the rest of my coffee on my pants and lobotomize myself with a toothpick.

I love you, whoever you are.

Me.