We're No Doctors: Recent Episodes
Steve Agee, Busy Philipps, Starburns Audio
Meet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.
On this special episode, Steve is joined again by David and Eve Dastmalchian to discuss the death of Steve’s mother and what’s going on with the current pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Once again Steve is recording from Atlanta and once again his guests are David and Eve Dastmalchian. They talk about their up-coming inoculations and David tries the bidet toilet seat…LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is back with some spare time to talk about what’s been happening with his body over the past couple weeks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
David and Eve Dastmalchian are living with Steve in Atlanta while David and Steve work on The Suicide Squad. The conversation revolves mostly around ticks, but strays occasionally to pink eye, pneumonia and scorpions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve has finally left LA and settled in the greater Atlanta area for the next 5-6 months. What does he miss most about LA? Listen and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is almost done moving his junk into storage for his big out of town adventure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve talks about possible Tennis Elbow and a man who was accidentally circumcised at 70 years old! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve welcomes writer, producer and friend, Eric Vespe to talk about the joys of gout. Get into it, kids! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve talks with his friend, Ken Plume about dehydration, Air Jordans and so, so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve’s back problems are at an all time high, or low depending on how you grade back problems. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve takes some viewer mail and has more back issues! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve’s voice is apparently changing, his back is still hurt, he can’t remember anyone's name and he’s waiting for a food delivery from some guy on a bike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve lifted with his back and really screwed up his sacroiliac joints. He also had two cavities filled. What a trooper! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve talks about his weekend, a perfect storm of motion sickness, dehydration and lack of sleep. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Well, Steve finally had his disgusting molar removed after putting it off for about a year. Hear all about it on this week’s episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is finding his updated recording software a little off. He also has some concerns about his new allergy medication and even bigger concerns about pneumonia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is still in LA and just getting over a cold, which he’s not 100% sure wasn’t Meningitis. That, listener emails and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve’s back in LA and fighting a cold, but takes time to read some listener emails and talk about his first job, working in a hospital. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve’s cousin Victoria is in her third year of medical school and sits down with him to talk about dissecting road kill as a kid, the stress of an eight hour board exam, assisting in surgeries and what happens when a patient is too big to fit in a CT scanner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is back in Riverside at his mom’s house after a week in Texas, and everything is starting to look a whole lot better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve’s back in L.A. - for one day. More updates on Steve’s mom and sister, so hang on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Eve Dastmalchian return to the podcast to discuss a romantic trip to Milan that turned out to be anything but romantic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve has been in his hometown taking care of multiple family members who decided to get injured at the same time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve does a solo episode from a cemetery where he reads listener emails and witnesses a possible felony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Musician Scott Reeder (Kyuss, Fireball Ministry) joins steve to talk about toe surgery, bathtubs with doors, auditioning for Metallica and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Is Steve part of a select group of cursed humans who hear a random, low-pitched humming noise? Maybe. Also, listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is solo and talks about his new 10,000 step habit, Nashville, TN and then reads one or two listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is joined by guest, Rob Pash to discuss his recently being diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is out of town but still manages to record a quick episode from his truck, on his phone, on his 50th birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Felicia Day (The Guild, Buffy, Voyage to the Stars podcast) joins Steve on Valentines Day to talk about hernias, child birth, elective appendix removal, Ambien, and, of course, kidney stones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve shares his experience of the absolute horror of having his stent removed…through his penis…while he was awake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve gives a step by step account of his kidney stone removal surgery. Spoiler: It sucked! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy and Steve are back together for the first time in 8 months for a live taping from the San Francisco Sketchfest with guests Dana Gould (Stan Against Evil, The Simpsons) and Jane Wiedlin (The Go-Go’s). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is back on his own this week with all sorts of diet/training/health stories. Buckle up, Buttercups. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week Steve is joined by Michael Rosenbaum (Smallville, Impastor) to talk about neck surgery, back surgery, Vasovagal Syncope and oh so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Actress Jillian Bell has one of the most amazing kidney stone stories Steve has EVER heard. Plus Steve updates us on day 7 without sugar or carbs. This one is a doozy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve talks about New Years Eve, a temporary back injury, soaking in an ice bath, his new diet and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve talks holidays, working out and then answers some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is two sessions in with his personal trainer and can barely move. Plus listener emails! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Comedian Esther Povitsky (Alone Together and the Glowing Up podcast) joins Steve to talk about shingles, broken toes, contact lenses and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is home sick, like really sick. He talks, colds, the feeling of being overwhelmed by lunch invitations, and answers some listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve sits down to talk about his meeting with his new trainer and his horrible new affliction: eye floaters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve revisits a listener favorite episode with actor/writer/comedian Andy Richter (Conan) joins Steve and Busy to discuss depression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve talks about his fire induced allergies and responds to listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is solo this week, but that doesn’t stop him from talking about his flu shot, allergies, tongues that dissolve in salt water and much, much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Comedian/podcast host (Maybe It’s You), Greg Behrendt returns to talk about his recent hip replacement surgery and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Actor Shannon Woodward (Westworld, Raising Hope) sits with Steve to talk about wisdom teeth, dry sockets and much, much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is joined by comedians, brothers and podcasters (Dumb People Town, View From the Cheap Seats) the Sklar brothers to talk about hemorrhoids, colonoscopies and Steve’s personal favorite, kidney stones! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve reads listener comments, talks about mental health and why he has a goth cough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is by himself this week, but not without a lot to talk about, including his trip to Death Valley, Las Vegas and of course more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week Steve welcomes actor/author/director, Justine Bateman to discuss cavities, her burst appendix, internet trolls and much, much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve sits down with actor Gabriel Tigerman to talk about eye drops, other people’s pills and the hereditary migraine he had that mimicked a stroke and sent him to the ER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve has some updates on his eyes, feet and more, plus more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is solo with brutal foot pain and next level eye-strain. Plus a listener email. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve’s guest is director Lynn Shelton (GLOW, Love, Outside In). They talk about diet, Celiac Disease, self-diagnosis, IBS and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve might be getting sick, flu shots are already available and more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Another solo week for Steve means more listener emails and, of course, more insane tangents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy is back with a phone call from the hospital after a fall in the street leaves her with a banged up knee, plus Steve takes some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is without Busy (obviously) and sits down to answer some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
David Dastmalchian (Ant-Man, The Dark Knight, Blade Runner 2049) is back, along with his wife, artist, Eve Dastmalchian, to talk about a condition she has that causes her to pass out and go into seizures whenever she vomits. Hold on to your hats, folks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve sits down with his meditation teacher, Théo Burkhardt, to discuss the practice and benefits of mediation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is joined by yoga instructor, comedy writer and co-host of the “We’re Starting a Cult” podcast, Alexis Novak. Topics covered: yoga, cults and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Musician Sean Watkins (Nickel Creek, The Watkins Family Hour) joins Steve to talk about his heart palpitations and subsequent cardiac ablation procedure to fix it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve almost interviews Adam Goldberg, but fate had other plans. So here Steve reply to some more of your emails. Adam, however, has rescheduled, so stay tuned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Greg Behrendt and Amira Ruotola from the ‘Maybe It’s You’ podcast join Steve to talk about Greg’s cancer, vape art, whether or not women like testicles and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy is finally back to talk about her sinus surgery, new talk show and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve calls friend and actor David Dastmalchian (The Dark Knight, Ant-Man, Blade Runner 2049) to talk chiropractors, strawberry picking, birth and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is still by himself and talks about his road trip to watch NASA launch a rocket, a recent esophageal spasm, listener emails and of course sinus stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is by himself today to talk about root canals, vertigo, a listener email about death and of course Busy’s new talk show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy and Steve are back in the same room and talk about Busy’s decision to go through with sinus surgery, dying alone while your body goes undiscovered for months, Coachella, bee allergies and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy is out of town promoting “I Feel Pretty” so Steve sits down, solo style, to talk about his most recent flu/illness and then reads some listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
While Busy is on vacation with the family, Steve calls Mad Magazine editor, comedian and two time cancer survivor, Dan Telfer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve discusses the results of his nuclear stress test and Busy walks us through her Photo Keratitis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve phones Busy to talk about her “extended period” and his nuclear stress test. Other topics include tampons, Broadway audience members having heart attacks, the best way to die, dead friend’s social networking accounts and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve and Busy are back together to talk about Busy’s thyroid, fat freezing, cholesterol and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve is back on his own, as Busy continues to finish her book. He talks about his recent travels, altitude inducing asthma, omega-3 fish oils and eye-floaters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve calls Busy who’s at home sick. Topics include Busy’s thyroid, Valentines Day, Emotional Support Pets and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
As Busy is writing her fingers to the bone trying to beat a deadline, Steve sits down with some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve and Busy sit down with writer, Kelly Oxford to talk about migraines, CBD and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Janeane Garofalo joins Busy on stage in San Francisco for the first live episode, while a sick Steve briefly Skypes in from Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Still on the mend, Steve talks with Busy (fresh off her live episode w/ Janeane Garofalo) about her recent teeth whitening and his his bout with bronchitis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve calls Busy as she preps for her colonoscopy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
As Busy recovers from an exhausting holiday season, Steve sits down to talk about his new bidet, shoulder injury and answers a viewer email about anxiety. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
With Busy on vacation out of the country, Steve answers some more listener emails Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy and Steve do a phone in episode while Steve is on set. A lot has happened in two weeks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Actor/writer/comedian Andy Richter (Conan) joins Steve and Busy to discuss depression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Writer Emily Gordon (The Big Sick) tells Steve and Busy about her real life story that was the basis for this years outstanding film, “The Big Sick.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Actor / musician Rob Benedict (Supernatural, Louden Swain) joins Steve and Busy to talk about the stroke he suffered in 2013. For more information on this subject please visit www.strokeassociation.org Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy was busy this week, so rather than skip an episode, Steve answers some listener emails. Never fear, Busy will be back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Comedian Dean Delray talks with Busy and Steve about being diagnosed with Diabetes and how he totally reversed it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Car trouble, Rhabdomyolysis, crime scene cleaners, Tay-Sachs disease, crying and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy is a little under the weather, but not sick enough to stop her and Steve from touching on esophageal spasms, flu shots, the Whole 30 diet, body dysmorphia, amnesia and Steve’s broken crown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy and Steve finally get around to answering some listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve and Busy discuss Steve’s kidney stones, dilaudid, magnesium, heart palpitations, charcoal and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy’s friend Emily sits in to talk about their trip to Monte Carlo that ended with Emily in the E.R. with a diseased gallbladder and gallstones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A very special episode. Busy talks about her recent trip to the emergency room with ovarian torsion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy is back in Los Angeles! Her and Steve cover everything from black mold, microdosing, prescription addiction, the syphilis tsunami and a special cat-induced flood report by Busy’s daughter, Cricket. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy is in Boston, but distance didn’t stop her from talking with Steve about sinus infections, vertigo, tinnitus, going to the dentist and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy and Steve talk a little about spin class, LEKfit, acupuncture and a LOT about breastfeeding and childbirth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nicole Sullivan (MADtv, Black-ish) sits in with Busy and Steve to talk pills, laser skin treatments, acne, that one time she had the H1N1 virus and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve and Busy get derailed right off the bat and spend the entire episode talking about Steve’s least favorite topic - poop. Don’t miss an episode! Subscribe @ smarturl.it/nodoctors Like what you hear? Check out Obsessed with Joseph Scrimshaw @ hype... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Busy’s husband, screenwriter, Marc Silverstein sits down to talk about his experience with human growth hormones. Other topics include tetanus, disembarkment syndrome, geographical tongue, rose picker’s disease, Steve’s temporary blindness and much, mu... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve and Busy discuss sinus infections, brain eating amoebas, placenta, acupuncture, dermatologists, hand foot and mouth disease, Busy’s claustrophobic MRI experience and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices