A new mix from our favorite tiger-headed DJ from Berlin, SHIR KHAN!!
Disco funk, cutnpaste madness and deep minimal stuff VERSUS heavy guitar techno, acid hop and booty shit. shake your blood to this ghostride from shir khan.

instead of a track listing we have this fine list of advice....

  1. Cover the bathroom with pictures of your friends
  2. Write letters to people you haven’t seen in ages and invite them to stay at your place.
  3. Redecorate all street signs so that all traffic will end up in water
  4. Steal a map ot the city and try your hardest not to follow it
  5. Borrow someone’s heart for just an hour
  6. Play soccer with 3 goals and no referee
  7. Cross out words like truth, oppression and boredom out of every dictionary
  8. Change your identity with someone for a week or two
  9. Rob a bank and burn the money, money sucks
  10. Shop for free
  11. Drop everything and go to the one place in the world that you have always wanted to go regardless of bullshit considerations and excuses
  12. Go to art museums and sneak your own work into displays
  13. Run for every public election in your town and stress the qualifications that you DON’T HAVE
  14. Write serious and business like letters to any government organizations that you might owe money to and politly remind them that THEY have set the presedent for not re-paying debts and suggest that if they need the money that badly, they should try collecting the amount from the department of defense
  15. Steal cars and leave bikes in their place
  16. Give library cards to all your friends as a gift
  17. Gett all of your friends to go into Mc Donalds, order glasses of water and take as many seats as possible for as long as possible, do this every day right before lunch time
  18. Go vegeterian
  19. Change the time on all clocks that you encounter, at people’s houses, in public places, etc
  20. Make up stickers with your favorite poems on them and stick them all over
  21. Alter all of the street signs in your town /area with names of places in the world which are currently in a state of war, scene of atrocity, or subject to violent oppression
  22. Go to the nearest religious organization and demand a cut of the money that they collect for the ’needy‘
  23. Glue Pictures of you and your friends inside fashio magazines at stores
  24. Write “THIS WILL BE YOUR DEATH“ on every piece of money that passes through your hands
  25. Try marrying ALL of your friends legally
  26. Spend more time naked
  27. Find out what you DIDN’T get taught in school and learn more about it all
  28. Call every crappy radio station and demand that they play more G.G.Allin
  29. Take a week off and watch ALL of the episodes of the Simpsons
  30. If you are in a band, never play the same place twice until you have played EVERYWHERE once
  31. On any first date, make it the mission to get you both arrested for something embarassing and stupid, don’t let your date in on this plan
  32. Every winter, re-arrange the christmas lights on people’s houses so that they say “FUCK YOU“ when lit
  33. Make your town your canvas and paint it any way that would make it more interesting and you more happy
  34. Poster your town or city with announcements of huge, all you can eat and drink for free, parties at the houses of local politicians
  35. Write the government agency in charge of space exploration in your country and let them know that you will contribute taxes and support if you get a free ride in space
  36. Go to expensive clothing stores and literally douse everything in itching powder
  37. If you see people chasing pigeons, chase and pretend to kick them
  38. Laugh a lot more
  39. If you have something stupid to say, make sure that it gets said loud
  40. Celebrate every holiday from all countries and cultures
  41. Spit on anyone that tells you to ’act your age‘
  42. Kidnap random people and insist to them that THEY asked you to pick them up
  43. Bath in public fountains, particularly ones in front of commercial or municipal buildings
  44. Tear up private golf courses with your BMX
  45. Falsify invitations to art exhibitions and pass out to the homeless
  46. Reinvent and make up new and exciting games
  47. Drift
  48. Squat a church, everyone should have their own cathedral

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