Now things are really getting serious (and also kinda silly). Jason steps fully into his role as HR OVERLORD and gives Andrew and Martin a set of performance reviews that they will never forget. Following that, they discuss the market power of Amazon, then give their latest Media Corner picks and finally, things get a bit weird as a big pickle jar is opened. Hemispheric Performance Reviews 00:00:00 6 months, 21 days and 14 hours 22 Episodes 14 Brands Offended (at least) 5 Stars in Apple Podcasts! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Australian Best Podcast List (https://www.greataustralianpods.com/2021/01/hemispheric-views/) Sticker Shop (http://hemisphericviews.com/stickers) T-Shirt Shop (https://hemisphericviews.com/#shirts) Leave a five-star review in Apple Podcasts! Please! (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hemispheric-views/id1528461547) Check out the details on the Sticker Giveaway (https://listen.hemisphericviews.com/articles/feb2021-sticker-giveaway) The sticker I used to flip (https://coffeepotgames.storenvy.com) Take a look at Andrew’s performance review (https://burk-io-blog.s3.wasabisys.com/hemispheric-views/Andrew%20Canion%20Performance%20Review%202021-03-10.png) Take a look at Martin’s performance review (https://burk-io-blog.s3.wasabisys.com/hemispheric-views/Martin%20Feld%20Performance%20Review%202021-03-10.png) You are reading the show notes right now! 🥳 Want to read the rest of the show notes? Look here (https://listen.hemisphericviews.com)! Are you reading this? If you are, thank you! G’day, mate! The Feld Foot® SMART goals (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMART_criteria) Escaping the Amazon 00:18:40 Jason's blog post Escaping the Amazon (https://burk.io/2021/escaping-the-amazon) This Amazon (https://www.amazon.com), not that Amazon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_rainforest)... Peak Design (https://www.peakdesign.com) Amazon Basics Brand (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Amazon_brands#AmazonBasics) Peak’s video (https://www.theverge.com/2021/3/3/22311574/peak-design-video-amazon-copy-everyday-sling-bag) Amazon in Autralia (https://www.amazon.com.au/) Amazon launches in Australia (https://mashable.com/2017/12/04/amazon-australia-launch/) Coles Supermarket (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coles_Supermarkets) Rocket Boy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk) Bill Gates Philanthropy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates#Philanthropy) eBay advertising in Australia (https://tamebay.com/2018/05/shane-warne-fronts-ebay-australia-tv-ad-campaign.html)... on TV?! Media Corner 00:30:00 Did you hear that awesome new Media Corner Theme Song?! Brought to you by the one and only Alex Canion (https://www.alexcanion.com) 🎸 Mayonnaise Basses (https://mayones.com) (Or Mayones if you want to say it correctly) Progressive Rock (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_rock) Bass face (https://www.gigwise.com/photos/90622/) We were going to link to a definition of “Nude Nut”. Never mind. Please do not search this. Martin’s Pick 🎥 For All Mankind (https://tv.apple.com/us/show/for-all-mankind/umc.cmc.6wsi780sz5tdbqcf11k76mkp7) Michael Dorman (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Dorman) The Secret Life of Us (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Life_of_Us) Notice the not so subtle “I was too young to remember it, but Andrew might remember it”. 🤣 Samuel Johnson (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Johnson_(actor)) No, that was Samuel Jackson (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_L._Jackson) in Pulp Fiction (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulp_Fiction) Crackerjack (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crackerjack_%282002_film%29) Flipper (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper_%28cricket%29) Zadok the Priest (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zadok_the_Priest) Andrew’s Pick 📺 Stan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_(service)) After the Night (https://www.stan.com.au/watch/after-the-night) It’s Eric Edgar Cooke (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Edgar_Cooke), not Edgar Allan Poe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Allan_Poe). Yep, Perthonalities (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Perthonality)! Perth is indeed Perthect (https://www.australia.com/content/australia/en/places/perth-and-surrounds/getting-around-perth/jcr:content/image.adapt.1200.HIGH.jpg). Jason’s PIck 🎵 Graveyard Club (https://graveyardclub.bandcamp.com/album/goodnight-paradise) Goodnight Paradise New Wave (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_wave_music) Pickles? 00:43:50 Martin Feld approved pickle brand (https://www.kuehne-international.com/gherkins) Andrew has been mucking about with his new headphones (https://canion.me/audio-technica-ath-m50x) this whole time. The best fried pickles are in Lexington, Virginia (https://g.page/MacadosLexington?share) apparently. Says the guy from Perth. Credits This episode was edited by Martin using Ferrite (https://www.wooji-juice.com/products/ferrite). 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