So, as I was reading Big Bang by Simon Singh today, I learned that not only did Aristotle believe that heavier objects fall faster than lighter ones, but he also believed that women have more teeth than men. This guy's supposed to be smart? I think we should start using the word aristotle to mean we screwed up or did something stupid.

"Dude, how was your test?"
"Dude, I totally aristotled it. Let's go get ripped."
"I feel you on that front, my main man. Let's imbibe some spirits."
"Yeah, we'll get totally aristotled."