So Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize because he might make a contribution to some kind of peace type of thing, some time in the future. I'm sure you, dear listener, will be delighted to know that all three of us have won Nobel Prizes. Oh yes. It's for things that we might do in the future. Just like Barak Obama. We have planned how to spend the money. I've started packing, as I figure it will be cold. Gary is booking the plane and accomodation, as a group booking may be cheaper.

Boris Johnson has proved to be the darling of the Tory conference this year, I confess to being very embarrased. As you are all observant and vigilant, you will notice that the three of us failed totally to predict this. We even had a conversation about how there are no Tory characters, and we couldn't imagine who would be the star of the conference. How did we forget Boris? What does it mean? Is Boris an alien whom one forgets if he isn't in direct line of sight? We can't even change what we said because it is already downloaded into thousands of ipods.

Patrick has said before that he wants to leave it all to the cats. Well Dr Christine Gill has just successfully stopped the RSPCA getting her parents legacy, that they legitimately left in their Wills. We feel the cats would make better use of it. She doesn't seem to need it. In fact what person actually needs 2 million pounds? Also this could be a worrying precedent for charities, who earn most of their money through legacies.