"If I Ever Told My Donor Another Thing It Would Be This:": A donor-conceived individual appeals to her/his sperm donor after he inaccurately assumes s/he desires an immediate and intimate connection.

"I Ate Less Tonight": After her/his mother snidely berates her/his body and eating habits, a donor-conceived child elaborates on the cause of the abuse, as it is a distraction from parental secrecy about siblings.