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There was a Korean guy and an American guy who were swimming in an ocean in the states. They both drowned and eventually died. But the Korean guy lived longer. Can you guess why? What do you say when you need to get rescued? "Help!"

So the American guy screamed "HELP!" so he swallowed the water faster. But the Korean guy yelled out, "Hel PEU! Hel Peu!" so he spat out water and lived longer.