Hello! 

I laughed, I cried, I sharted.   Episode #503 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = John Wick and Errementari.

Television Talk = BoJack Horseman (Season 1-5) and Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling.

Game Gabbin' = Storm King's Thunder Session #6 Recap: Gum-Gum the Galloping Gourmet.

Internet Intercourse = Good One: Gilbert Gottfried's The Aristocrats, Bruce Greene: Drunk Man of Medan! (w/Bones and Autumn), Three Questions with Andy Richter with guest Scott Thompson and Andrea Rene's Final Episode of Kinda Funny Games Daily.