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I talk about patriots.
ouɹoԀ ɐ ǝʞɐW ᴉɹᴉW puɐ ʞɔɐZ
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I talk about ingrown hairs.
sǝɹɐɔ oɥʍ 'uoᴉʇsǝnb ʞɔᴉɹʇ
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I talk about Keep Calm and Carry On.
ᴉʞsʍoʞɾɐʇɐɹ ʎlᴉɯƎ
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I talk about chance and take a call from Ron Magill.
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I talk about peninsulas and take a call from Samuel L. Jackson.
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I talk about whips and take a call from Waka Flocka Flame.
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I talk about pine and take a call from Oscar the Grouch.
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I talk about the bus and take a call from Jenny Slate.
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I talk about frost and take a call from Mike from Albertson, Long Island.
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I talk about peanut butter and jelly and take a call from Martha Stewart.
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I talk about scratch and take a call from Connor McDonald.
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I talk about couches and take a call from Jon Weiner.
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I talk about fire and take a call from Taylor Swift.
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I talk about tall boys and take a call from Ron Magill.
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I talk about winks and take a call from Larry David.
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I talk about condescension and take a call from Mike from Albertson, Long Island.
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I talk about twigs and take a call from Alec Baldwin.
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I talk about the notes painted on a guy's butt in Hieronymus Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights.
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I talk about wind and take a call from Latarian Milton.
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I talk about meatloaf and take a call from Jon Taffer.
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I talk about milkshakes and take a call from Geoff with a G.
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I talk about process and take a call from Jeff.
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I talk about slapstick and take a call from Mike from Albertson, Long Island.
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I talk about seminal and take a call from Donald J Trump.
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I talk about stucco and take a call from (202) 621-0650.
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I talk about fleas and take a call from Mark from Menlo Park.
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I talk about the midwestern A and take a call from Mike from Albertson, Long Island.
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I talk about nice. Produced by me and Harold Bottom.
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I talk about bing. Produced by me and Bubba Teety.
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I talk about screaming into a pillow. Produced by me and Kris Kringleberry.
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I talk about manicures. Produced by me and Rip Twan.
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I talk about naps. Produced by me and Lacey Chic.
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I talk about time travel. Produced by me and Toots Penny.
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I talk about antifreeze. Produced by me and Roberto Boucher.
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I talk about fresh. Produced by me and Jared Bagel.
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I talk about fear. Produced by me and Angus Winks.
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I talk about base ten. Produced by me and Fanny Moo.
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I talk about omens. Produced by me and Duff Hart.
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I talk about waiting. Produced by me and Thad Snatch.
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I talk about hair. Produced by me and Faye Nelly.
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I talk about alibis. Produced by me and Hans Brumpet.
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I talk about sweet tea. Produced by me and George A. Saunders.
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I talk about mail. Produced by me and Dana Berry.
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I talk about red lights. Produced by me and Harry Piles.
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I talk about plagiarism. Produced by me, with help from Wikipedia.
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I talk about singles. Produced by me and Pete P. Holes.
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I talk about t-shirts. Produced by me and Layla Blow.
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I talk about secrets. Produced by me and Kit Squeaks.
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I talk about bullfighting. Produced by me and Buddington Sniffer.
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I talk about sequels. Produced by me and Coco Beepies.
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I talk about down. Brought to you by DJ Bumburr.
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I talk about capris. Brought to you by Incremental Genetics.
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I talk about pennies. Brought to you by Bergen's Teen Oil.
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I talk about microwaves. Brought to you by Mail Waiting.
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I talk about Montana. Brought to you by HoneyDome.
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I talk about bones. Brought to you by Henry's Motor Boards.
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I talk about ducks. Brought to you by the Box Seats Trading Card Company.
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I talk about Skittles. Brought to you by fans of Marshawn Lynch.
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I talk about insurance. Brought to you by farmers.
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I talk about tinnitus. Brought to you by Straight Water.
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I talk about gelatin. Brought to you by Uni-Slim razors.
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I talk about straws. Brought to you by Mickel Brothers games.
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I talk about gyros. Brought to you by the Cookie of the Week Club.
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I talk about whales. Brought to you by Dr. Experience.
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I talk about cemeteries. Brought to you by the cookie fork.
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I talk about all the butt-related events of the year 2014.
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I talk about tea. Brought to you by the Ever-Drain.
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I talk about lists. Brought to you by WatchWalk.
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I talk about paper cuts. Brought to you by the Pizza of the Week Club.
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I talk about butter. Brought to you by Fuhr Motors.
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I talk about Jimmy Carter and play a clip of a talking sea otter.
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I talk about lubricant and play a clip of many hummingbirds buzzing around.
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I talk about octopi and play a clip of a big glass jug of isopropyl alcohol being lit aflame.
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I talk about nuclear waste and play a clip of a kid who trips in a supermarket, spills his milk, and cannot get up.
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I talk about seagulls and play a clip of a bike tube stretched over a running car's exhaust pipe.
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I talk about litter boxes and play a clip of a bunch of floppy drives playing that Gotye song.
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I talk about horses and play a clip of one playing the recorder through his nose.
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I talk about coupons and play a clip of a one man band playing the Star Wars theme.
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I talk about manta rays and play a clip of a talking boat.
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I talk about schooners and play a clip of two cruise ships in a horn battle.
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I talk about roller coasters and play a clip of an NFL cornerback riding one for the first time.
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I talk about UV light and play a clip of a crow speaking his name.
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I talk about styrofoam and play a clip of super balls going down a staircase.
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I talk about country music and play a clip of a guy practicing accents.
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I talk about Seattle and play a clip of a rock thrown onto a frozen lake.
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I talk about sex and play a clip of a tortoise trying to have sex with a shoe.
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I talk about baseball and play the greatest home run call ever.
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I talk about bitcoins and play a clip of Take on Me played on a theremin.
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I talk about hybrid cars and play a clip of a guy sneezing into a trombone.
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I talk about founding a country in international waters and play a clip of a guy making chainsaw noises with his mouth.
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I talk about gluten and being gluten-free and play a clip of a live webcast failure.
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I talk about frisbees and play a clip of the 20th Century Fox theme on recorder.
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I talk about ladybugs and play a clip of a guy talking about how to draw a butt.