Good evening, everyone! After the surprisingly timely rankings last week, a return to form was surely incoming, and here we find ourselves. On the upside, no missed weeks this season! I am as surprised as you are. So, in the spirit of speed, a classic one sentence blurb this week, enjoy!

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1. U R Gould (3-9) No Change

A Kicker is going to end up their MVP this season, enough said. NFL equivalent: Seahawks.

1. Burdettinators (4-8) No Change

One of their better weeks of the season, but very much under the category of too little too late. NFL equivalent: Jets.

1. Tom’s Tyrants (4-8) No Change

Mediocrity purists, it just hasn’t been their year. NFL equivalent: Saints.

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Okay, a little more for the teams that, you know, still have something to play for.

1. FTMAL (6-6) Down 1

Looking like they’re going to blow a very promising start, they haven’t been able to adjust throughout the season like they did last campaign. NFL equivalent: Broncos.

1. Patistan (4-8) Down 1

They did themselves absolutely no favours last week, and this seemingly stacked roster now seems a strong candidate to be on the outside looking in. NFL equivalent: Browns.

1. Buccing The Trend (6-6) Down 1

Bad, then good, then bad again, then… oh you get the picture, consistency has been their greatest enemy this year. NFL equivalent: Raiders.

1. Gridiron Gang (6-6) Down 1

Back to better scoring form but not managing to get a win and some much needed breathing space, injuries continue to haunt them. NFL equivalent: 49ers.

1. Napolitans (5-7) Down 1

Their first falter for a while, but they still seem to be in a good spot, in need of a bounce back week. NFL equivalent: Colts

1. Bear Necessities (6-6) Up 5

A massive jump justified by both a seismic swing in their favour and also the coup of securing Mattison for the rest of the season – possibly the most ‘everything went right’ week in LOC history? NFL equivalent: Bengals

1. IKSAN (7-5) No Change

Not at their best early in the season, but roster quality if shining through and they look good for the post season. NFL equivalent: Chiefs.

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And a little less again for these guys, basically running out of superlatives anyway.

1. Forge Flyers (11-1) No Change

Health seems to be a non-factor, they are just a winning machine. NFL equivalent: Packers.

1. The Dream Team (10-2) No Change

Young, explosive and exciting, plus they win a lot of games. NFL equivalent: Cardinals.

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Just how I like my rankings, short and sweet. Hope you enjoyed your bonus team pairings. If you didn’t, blame it on Boris, everything else is his fault.