The NFL schedule is leaking fast, and ITL has wishlists, takeaways, and Texans reactions to what’s surfaced so far. The Astros delivered their most entertaining win of the year—was it just fun or something more? Around the NFL, the Chiefs get the “America’s Team” tag and a Texans quote raises questions about team-building philosophy. Plus: Rockets trade smoke, Pete Rose Hall of Fame debate revisited, bro-in-law bonding, and Figgy tests Reggie’s sports nerd credentials in a chaotic mixtape.