Matt Hancock is so desperate to go on holiday, he can’t stop telling people he’s booked a break in Cornwall, even as everyone else in the Cabinet is busy saying it’s far too soon to even think about summer.

Why is the government once again sending out mixed messages?

Meanwhile, anyone concealing their return from a Covid hotspot now risks a prison sentence double the one they’d get for selling firearms. Is that not perhaps just a tiny bit over the top?

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