Rex opens up with another True Hollywood Story set in Dallas. Traynahm dissects the red flags of personalities on Twitter and Instagram. James Harden is exposed cheating by an ant-like stripper and the implications of having access to unlimited women is considered. A Houston billionaire makes a move on his son's mother-in-law and Traynham reveals his past in prom pimping. Rex explores his pettiness and Traynahm scolds PinkyXXX haters for her weight explosion. Damon Wayans Sr jumps off a cliff to defend Bill Cosby and the insecurity of black men is examined. 

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