Circuses! Nickleback! Airplanes crashing into turtles! Chaos ensues as the Mildly Alarming Podcast veers wildly between philosophy, lingusitics, medical-grade human crap, and subterfuge the goal of which is keeping away ladies of the evening, but whose actual result is merely a frightened dog. Why is the dog afraid? Why is the buffalo sad? Tune in to find out!

Intro gag:*Comin’ to ya live from a Lifetime Original movie, I’m Tom Rich and with me as always is a strong independent woman who don’t need no man, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode 52: The Adventures of Sadness the Buffalo

Segment 1: Themeballin'

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Segment 2: Booze'n the News

• Man Arrested for posing as policeman to stop his dad hiring prostitutes
• Calgary-born presidential hopeful Ted Cruz faces potentially damning Nickelback accusation
• Airplanes hit more turtles than drones
• Freeze Dried Poop Pills Tested as Solution for Reversing Obesity
• Physicists and Philosophers Hold Peace Talks
• Ohio judge uses verse to deny lawsuit

Outro Gag: Tearable Podcast

Here is the promised album of urinal wall graffiti.

*Music in this episode:

"Meatball Parade" by Kevin McLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0*