Special thanks to my friend for the silly freestyle rap in the opener. Another thanks to a friend for reading a hot chicken recipe in the closer. That’s right, Rach had a bday. 25 – b**ch, but I still feel like a girl. You? How’s your vocabulary? How’s your Tinder going? I have a few questions. I have an honest convo about getting drinks with an ex of mine a while back. Do I miss her? Maybe. We talk a little about Virginia Woolf and realizing you have a fat vag, too. Come hang out – there’s champagne.

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