Episode Transcript ~~ A classic soda now has zero calories. Prime Minister Winston Churchill plays Candyland. Ted and Michael see a shrink. ~~ Credits: “Diet Rita” Dad: Mike O’Gorman Jimmy: Michael Smith Construction Guy 1: Ted O’Gorman Doctor: Gillian Pensavalle Kid: Eddy Lee Guy 1/Jingle: James Monroe Iglehart Woman 1: Aneesa Folds Max: Nik Walker...