The show goes on. Redditor Dracula continues to blithely zing his way through a plot that dares the viewer to stay invested. This time he's on a boat doing an Agatha Christie sendup, but the twist is you know who the killer is the whole time and the mystery is why is any of this happening. Hugh decided to record this one two feet away from his 19th-century power loom, so please bear with the nonstop sound of children losing fingers in the reed.

Never Relevant is the movie and TV commentary podcast you keep in your mind castle to have a pretentious duel of wits with. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh (Andy to his sweatshop boys), Patrick, and John.