We went on hiatus for a while because Hugh decided to undergo initiation into the deep state. We did not announce it, we will not address it, and we are not sorry. Now we're back and I (John) have taken over editing and posting responsibilities after a VERY HOSTILE reorg; expect episode descriptions that read less like hardy boys back cover blurbs and more like psychic IEDs. This week we present the inaugural episode of our journey through the Steven Moffat-penned BBC Dracula miniseries, which is an ominous beef-smelling transylvanian castle of bad ideas.

Never Relevant is the movie and TV commentary podcast of choice for insufferable undead pricks. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh (Andy to his Rosicrucian colleagues), Patrick, and John.