Hold My Bread: Recent Episodes

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This is not a finance podcast this is not a comedy podcast. This is a comedy finance podcast hosted by Matt Bachus with help from an occasional guest. Thank you for listening

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Big NEWS in this episode slices.  For a final discussion, Matt and Maddie talk about how to know when it’s time to move on from  projects. It’s mostly a reflection on relationships and how it’s not goodbye, just a see ya later. Thank you for all the messages and your support the whole way. We love you.

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A slow summer episode in the heat!

Matt is upset with his job and the government, but still relaxed from the sauna. 

This episode Maddie and Matt discuss student loan debt, personal relationships and how they'd like to leave them. A lot of talk about about life and a little talk about finance this episode We hope you enjoyed it and we'll be back soon with a new episode. We love you. 

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Musk or Zuck? Whose side are you on in the big showdown? Taking bets on fights, crypto evaluations and the market.  Is the crypto winter thawing or is the dead cat just bouncing?

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Matt and Maddie catch up on the crypto crimes (alleged charges and fines), the PGA merger with “they who shall not be named, and the concept of “can anything be bought.” It’s been a minute and we apologize.  Busy summers and travel got in way as maddie says hi from Dubai and Matt has shows on shows.

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Hold My Bread is back Slices! After a hiatus, Matt and Maddie talk about their run-ins with the law, NBA finals and debt-ceiling updates.

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With consent, Chat GPT gave an interview to Hold My Bread.  They’re up’s and downs but mostly a lack of feeling, as a human mind might expect from AI.  It does matter what you ask.  Matt and Maddie had different approaches.  Matt focused on the philosophical and Maddie the practical.  Wait, did Chat GPT write this??

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Alright slices, we have consent from ChatGBT for an interview next week.  Send us your questions for ChatGBT - financial advice, dreams, friends, love - whatever.  In prep for next week’s interview, Maddie and Matt discuss the ethics of AI and how guardrails can support technology in society. Spread out and listen in Slices

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Who knew that Matt’s credit card debt and the USA debt ceiling have something in common? No one Slices, until this weeks lively discussion.  Maddie still worries about the fate of the world while Matt only sees the upside (except for how interest compounds)

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Who knew that Matt’s credit card debt and the USA debt ceiling have something in common? No one Slices, until this weeks lively discussion.  Maddie still worries about the fate of the world while Matt only sees the upside (except for how interest compounds).

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What we learned is what happens to Matt in Minneapolis, gets debriefed on the podcast, slices.  Maddie shares frustrations the world is falling apart and hopes you all can relate.  For finance news, we talk about how red envelopes were laughed at for a $50M valuation (those Blockbuster lame-os) and now worth billions.  Keep innovating. Period.

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So FedNow, will it be your new go-to app? No, it won’t.  Matt and Maddie talk about what FedNow actually means for our listeners, aka our Slices  Slices in Minnesota go check out Matt this weekend at…mall of America?

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A somewhat meandering episode about travel, gambling and hobbies.  Matt recounts a date.  Maddie shares a story of Nigeria.  Things get heated unexpectedly at the end when discussing the Starbucks wallet.  Hint - don’t use it, unless you want more Carmel macchiatos with three pumps sugar free whatever (that doesn’t even count as coffee, it’s a cocktail at this point)

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Things are falling fast - the meta verse, Donald Trump and our HMB NCAA brackets .  China and Brazil are getting closer.  What does this all mean? We share some thoughts, ideas and Matt brings China to its knees (whatever that means).

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A world with no Tik tok and no President Trump behind bars? A dream or delusion? Matt and Maddie meander their way through the future and talk about uncertainty ,

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Are you panicking? We are watching with bated breath. HMB this jumps on the bandwagon of bank runs, except only for discussion purposes  Maddie and Matt talk about what a bank run is, why it matters and how to keep your money safe (luckily: all accounts at registered financial institutions are FDIC insured).  For funsies, join the HMB March Madness Bracket below and maybe win some free merch... or something.... we haven't decided yet.

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This week on Hold My Bread, our hosts celebrate International Women’s Day and talk about how to uplift and promote women in our lives (shout to frequenting @philsbrooklyn if you’re in NYC) .  A less fun examination of regulation on Tik Tok and what it would mean for all you users (hosts excluded).  Can you imagine life without Tik Tok videos??

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Are we out of the woods of an economic recession? Today Maddie and Matt explore ways to make wiser investments.  Matt has good ideas on Vix fund (UVXY).  Are there upsides and downsides to saving versus buying in downturn? Regardless, Hold My Bread will be there to get us through and digest the economy.

The article we referenced https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanponciano/2023/02/27/stock-market-at-critical-level-and-braced-for-high-risk-of-collapse-in-march-heres-what-investors-should-know/    (AGAIN THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)

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Super Bowl bets settled.  Manis on Matt.  Maddie’s Chiefs are World Champions. Money can’t buy out love at HMB.  Happy Belated Valentines Day to all our Bread Lovers.  Although we at HMB don’t support the commercial declaration of love for the holiday, we do believe in telling people how you feel and being honest.  So in this episode, Matt and Maddie explore finding love and if “putting money into the pursuit” has a positive effect. 

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Episode - HMB Inaugural Super Bowl Maddie and Matt have broken up. See Maddie is a major Chiefs fan and Matt has decided to cheer for the Eagles, for the sake of his home life.  They made bets on the Super Bowl and have decide to suspend their relationship.  But only until next Monday.  We take sports seriously. May the best team win. This week was LITE on finance as we show you our diverse interests.  Sometimes other things in life are more important

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This weeks episode starts with a venture into Tulsa and meanders about to the Super Bowl, Matt’s recent fame and an update on inflation.  Lots of laughs on this episode that reminded Maddie sometimes you need a break from the serious

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This weeks topic majorly affects our financial choices but not always at the forefront of our mind - reproduction.  Matt and Maddie delve into where they are with reproduction- sperm measuring and egg freezing respectively.  How are we expected to make a decision that impacts the rest of our life now? What if we have spent an entire adulthood avoiding procreation only to want it when it’s no longer possible? Basically we go Patreon deep on a regular show.  Listen and support - thank you!!

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Winning and losing money - that’s what Maddie and Matt explore today.  Matt coming out on top in litigation.  Bank of America customers having money disappear by Zelle. How can you spend your money in a way to guarantee it reaches its destination?  Hold My Bread listeners buckle up and we teach you all how to safe with your  Please support us at patreon.com/HoldMyBread

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Big news for Hold My Bread 2023: Thursday is drop day for new episodes. So, maddie and matt kick off 2023 discussing reproduction, starting their own small business and continued developments in the FTX scandal. 2023 promises to be a big year for HMB.  Please listen along for the ride.  And subscribe to patreon. Patreon.com/HoldMyBread

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A look back on 2022 for Hold My Bread as a show and for Maddie and Matt.  They talk about what went well for them and what they want to do differently in 2023.  Hint - HMB may make NFTs or at least merch.  Also they discussed breaking news that Elon (finally although maybe too late) is stepping down as CEO of Twitter.  Signing off until 2023 so happy holidays and see ya in the next year! We love our HMB listeners.

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Back together again IRLand Accountability is the theme of our discussion this week.  Who is responsible (beyond Sam Bankman-Fried) for the collapse of FTX? His parents? His board? Regulators? Is he a criminal mastermind or just dumb? Luckily we at HMB keep each other in check even virtually.  Follow the Patreon and next week, get ready for goal setting

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A late night for Matt and early morning for Maddie transformed this episode about bleak winter prosperities and holiday spending. This is looking more and more like “Fimbulwinter “(https://www.alehorn.com/blogs/alehorn-viking-blog/fimbulwinter-and-the-end-of-the-world), the endless winter  that, in Norse mythology, precedes the end of the world — in this case the crypto world. They explore how to make holiday gifts meaningful with limited budgets. No matter how awful they’re itching for a holiday smile and a little LOVE

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How do democracy and money relate? This is the question Matt and Maddie explore on this early morning recording.  Global events matter to us wherever we are and they affect our money.  Hint - Matt’s not a morning person and wakes up through out the episode, Can Maddie convince Matt to sell doge coin before the crypto winter really ices  him out.  thank you for listening and don't forget to check out our Patreon. Patreon.com/HoldMyBread

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Another episode of Lets Talk About Hard Things!  This is a preview of the monthly patreon exclusive episodes.  join the HMB patreon to get the entire episode and the  other two episodes. these episodes are always fun and tend to be more open/off the topic of finance. This episode Matt and Maddie talk about the holidays, being around family, Matt's sobriety and MORE We hope you like the preview and will give the patreon a chance.

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We're back and talking about more dread frot eh future, Elon Musk fumbling Twitter, the FTX collapse and why people are obsessed with calling young white weirdos in the tech field "savants" Thank you for listening and support the show. We love you, Check out our patreon Patreon.com/Holdmybread,

and here is the link to the article we referenced.n  https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/15/opinion/sam-bankman-fried-ftx.html

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We hope you voted. This week we discuss the election, Matt's gambling update, the Elon Musk twitter drama the incoming recession and peircingthings. join our patreon patreon.com/Holdmybread and thank you for listening we love you.

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Ghosting. The day of the dead. Halloween.  It’s the theme of the season - who have you left behind and why? Anyone you want to reach out to in the abyss of your contacts? On this special episode of Hold My Bread, Matt and maddie discuss who they have ghosted and why.  For the full - Hard Things episode and not just the brief cut - become a Patron of Hold My Bread Thank you for listening and supporting us we love you.

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This week the team actually tackles how to hold on to our bread upon what feels like the threat of a economic downturn.  Wait are we already there?   Matt celebrates a HUGE victory and well, Maddie is just tired.  Our dynamic duo talks Halloween and cancelling Ye.       

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Matt and Maddie sit down much later to record than normal and wow, they go deep - personal experiences at Catholic school, systemic racism and on a lighter note - celebrating those dedicated to their passion .  Some shockers are revealed throughout the episode- one of our hosts read the obituaries from a young age for entrepreneurial reasons (and who it was may shock you)  Both Matt and Maddie talk about how to uplift voices less privileged than than own.

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Finally - Hold My Bread is up for the week - after  Maddie set them back technically speaking.  Top of mind financial crisis - budgeting.  Maybe that’s why the episode is delayed- neither Matt nor Maddie adheres to a strict budget. They share tips and tricks with a little something for everyone.  Matt never looks at his bank account while Maddie checks her’s almost daily.  What’s so wonderful there?

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Episode starts with Maddie paying a debt to Matt before delving into the recession teetering economy.  Luckily for Matt things are on the up and up with winning bets and a rebounding British Pound. Neither one of us paid a $1.26M fine to the SEC either like Kim K.  So winning week overall

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Matt and Maddie talk about Britain and how the devaluation of the pound impacts Matt directly (see ya later British tourist and tips!) why is the Dollar so strong? And why is it so easy for the Silicon Valley Boys Club to keep getting funded?          

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No regular episode this week! We've got a short preview of this months patreon exclusive epsiode. Patreon.com/Holdmybread for the episode where Matt and Maddie discuss dating and their experiences with financial dynamics in dating.

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This week Matt and Maddie discuss buy now pay later companies and the pros and cons of using them. a lot of credit card talk and the importance of understanding how to use them to your advantage. Thank you for listening we love you. join our patreon to help support the show and help us keep the lights on patreon.com/HoldMyBread

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Football season is here! Turns out Maddie and Matt both like America’s greatest game - the real football (jk to all you futbol fans).  Matt’s in research mode for fantasy and sports betting.  To round the financial discussion, is it better for women to have equal pay but money be from questionable origins? What happens when bad money does good?

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Maddie and Matt are officially in double digits!  Episode 10 - how did we make it this far? To celebrate, we chat about the return of MoviePass, HBO, Brazil  and state of our current financials.  Matt sold some stock and Maddie dreads student loan repayment.  Thank you for listening and ease our trouble by joining Patreon

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Hold My Bread has our first guest! Ismael Hernandez, an Olympic medal winner and career driven stellar individual, shares what it feels like to be a champion and insights on transitioning from competitive athletics.  Where does all the drive go? SPOILER ALERT - for Ismael, it was funneled into an MBA at Duke that launched his career.  Ismael approaches all things with discipline and astute cultural awareness.  It was a thrill for Maddie and Matt to talk to him for an hour on everything from role models to crypto to Patrons. We love you thank you for listening please help support the show by visiting Patreon.com/HoldMyBread

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Matt and Maddie celebrate their first patron by discussing the future of work and how AI will effect our generation’s careers.  Nothing shallow here.  A weekly check-in on inflation follows that leads to a realization we will always be working.  Who Thought different?

Thank you for listening Email the show Holdmybread@gmail.com  and join our patreon www.paatreon.com/HoldMyBread

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In episode 7 Matt and Maddie officially launch the patreon, discusswho  the launch of the LIV golf tournament went, announce which one of them won the billioan dollar lottery jackpot and  the importance of making friends outside of your finanial bracket.

Thank you for listening, we love you. Email us Holdmybread@gmail.com and join out patreaon patreon.com/HoldMyBread

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Maddie and Matt delve into Inflation  and the lottery.  Are we in a recession or not? What would they do with $800M?   Things are expensive but Europe is cheap, although Matt still says foreign exchange feels like “losing money.”   Listen to learn a little more about their personalities and wild spending dreams - sport team ownership and Hold My Bread Venture Capital Fund.    Thank you for listening, we love you. Email us Holdmybread@gmail.com and subscribe to our patreon www.patreon.com/HoldMyBread

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The heat is on in this new episode where Matt and Maddie discuss the recent heatwave the financial fears of millenials. They manage to talk more golf this episode by discussing the PGA, the new Saudi golf league and how to morally reconcile the things we spend money on. Thanks you for listeing we love you. Email us at Holdmybread@gmail.com and check out our Patreon.

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Matt and Maddie talk about the new NFT markets popping up, the benifits of blockchain, the advancments in pontoon technology and even a little golf talk. Thank you for listening we love you, email us Holdmybread@gmail.com and check out our patreon!!!

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What a better way to spend the bread than on oneself? In this episode, Maddie and Matt discuss how they invest in theirselves - in big and small ways.  Maddie pursues life long learning and Matt has new found faith in sweating. Still, both would rather gamble on themselves than anything else. 
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Each believe that they are on their own best bet.
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The pair explores some ways to gamble and goal set on Hold my Bread. 

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$7.99 for bread! Hold the bread all together.  This episode maddie and Matt discuss inflation, it’s affect on holiday plans (some of us might had to have gone bunless) and future of money.  Matt reveals his “disdain for systems” while maddie shows faith in them.  Also, we went down memory lane about our first cars….unlikely Maddie and Matt would have been friends in high school….

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Maddie and Matt  are relaunching - Hold My Bread, or really Matt just asked Maddie to hold the bread. This version is a little different - more personal finance and how we view money, less advice.  You’re invited to our party about what money means to us.  Bonus content on Paterson.

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Hot off the mics we're going straight from the mics to release.  We're building momentum on this longer episode. Matt goes through his week, gives you a few of his bets for this Sundays championship gamel, talks Valentines day and makes eye contact while showering with passing cars.

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I'm back fresh off some weird dates and another Keith and the girl apperance to stumble and rant myself through a weird, scatterd but NEW episode. thank you for listening and supporting me.

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Thank you if you found this from Keith and the Girl. 

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A new short episode to let everyone know what's going on and what the plans are for the podcast in the future and how YOU can help shape it.

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This week's episode is sponsored by Western Razor company.

Go to western razor company.com and use code HOLDMYBREAD for 10% off

Noah savage guests on this fun episode of the podcast.

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This week we talk about Amazon buying MGM, Joel gets heated about GME, Joel believes in AMC and much much way much more.

Thank you as always for listening.

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A hot new episode!   This episode Joel rants about Crypto, Matt  rants about Mormons, Lisa Su and AMD are praised and the boys discuss setting boundaries with people asking you for financial advice.    Check out Matt at the Idaho comedy festival 5/20-5/23 and check us out on Patreon

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Joel and Matt are back this week with their own stock picks for you to look into and do your own DD.

This is a fun episode full of positivity, laughs and retrospection at how far Joel and Matt (mainly Joel) have come in their investing journey. The guys discuss the Doge dip, Elon musk on SNL, hustle culture and what we think is wrong with society when it comes to the mindset of investing. 

Another good episode down thank you as always for the support we love you have a good weekend

If you're in Boise Idaho come to the Idaho comedy festival and see Matt perform MAY 20-23

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Joel Walkowski is out of town at the NFL draft so Ahri Findling is here to cohost and talk about the difference between an IRA and Roth IRA, taxes and the potential future collapse of the market.

This episode is great and after a few minutes of catching up and "sports" talk the conversation shifts to Amazon, Apple earnings the odds and impact GME could have and MOOOOORE.

Thank you for supporting the show, Matt, Joel and  Ahri.

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This week the guys discuss the GME short squeeze and how Matt' investing strategy has changed because of it.

The massive rise and slight fall of DOGE in just a few days

the first 420 in NY since legalization and the open road ahead and morality for money making in legal weed

some updates on Churchill capital, potential growth for NIO and the guys talk about how important it is to take care of you teeth.

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Joel is back from knee surgery and they jump right back into it. After a quirk catch up about Joels schooling, and recent math test the guys discuss...

Matts moves with GME

The Coinbase IPO

More discussion on the effect of legal weed in NYC and further reaching

and a big discussion on how McDonalds and Chipotle are different sides of the same financial coin.

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO DOWNLOADS, MESSAGES, AND SHARES THE SHOW.

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This week Joel is out and we have a guest host. Arhri Findling. Ahri is a great comedian and writer who Matt went through the GME saga with. 

This episode they discuss the impact on legal weed, legal gambling, and the number of untapped markets that have potential in the future. This episode is really  great with plenty of good info and laughs I hope you enjoy it.

Check out Ahri on social media, buy his journals, follow us on social media and check out our patreon to help us get Matt a blanket.

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This week we try and discuss why the market is a bloodbath, Joel has a new business idea, we discuss potential stock plays, Matt watches a movie, we do our bets to explain what an NFT is and Joel makes a joke that's too accurate.

Thank you for listening we appreciate you as always, follow our patreon and instagram under hold HoldMyBread and check out Matt doing stand up around NY if your in the city. 

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This weeks guest is a legend in radio, a hilarious talent, and a big part of Matt's relationship with comedy. Chick comes on to talk with Joel and Matt about sports betting, financial advice,  March madness, and the best spot in Indianapolis to get shrimp cocktail among other things.

This weeks episode isn't as finance heavy but it's still a fun time we think you'll enjoy listening to as much as we enjoyed recording it.

Check out Chick McGee on social media and every morning during the week on The Bob and Tom show

Thank you to all our patrons and people who download and share the podcast.

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Unfortunately Matt is absent this week, but this is an incredible episode with an incredible guest

This weeks episode of Hold My Bread hosts Morgan Simon.

Morgan is an incredible investor, writer, and human being.

Morgan and Joel have a great discussion on how to be a socially conscious investors, why it's important to vote with your dollar, the private prison system and how crazy it is they're run for profit in the U.S and a ton more. This episode is really great and we're so lucky to have such a good guest

.Don't forget to check out Judas and the Black Messiah 

Check out her social media and thank you as always for supporting the show 

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The boys are live with a new episode and it's a fun one

On this week's episode...

We discuss taxes,

Matt's sweet 5 part parlay (that Joel is jealous of) 

Discussion of the Pi app

Churchill capital bombs but its it still a good play?

future plans for the podcast and a lot of laughs on this episode thank you for listening.

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Recorded right after the senate hearings about Gamestop.

We talk about the potential future or lack of future in Gamestop,

how much we hate Vlad,

how much we love DFV,

and future plans for our Patreon.

Thank you for listening and supporting the show!

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HUGE thank you to our Patreon subscribers! We'll be getting some merch to you ASAP.

This episode we update on our sundial play, Matt talks about some past stock picks an the cover a few earnings reports.

A short, sweet episode this week! WE LOVE YOU

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We hit a milestone this episode! 

The show portfolio has breached $10,000 and held for the first time in show history.

This episode the guys discuss positivity, 

getting back to their investing roots,

the confidence they've gained in the last few weeks and future plays they're looking at.

This week was a fun episode and as always we appreciate you for downloading.

Check out our patreon as we'll be adding more tiers to it shortly with sweet rewards.

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Our old producer and past guest returns to walk us through his #GME play and how he just missed a million dollar payout. Richie reminds us of the time he made the front page of the WSB reddit, and offers advice to help anyone who may have timed their #GME play incorrectly.

Another short sweet focused ep today, Thank you to all the new listeners and our patrons. We appreciate you speeding the podcast and helping us grow.

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The Doge episode!

Matt is fresh off the Keith and the Girl marathon and back in the bread factory with Joel and this weeks guest Chris Castelli.

Matt Gives an update on his #GME play and Joel has advice to offers on what the next move is.  

The bulk of this weeks episode is our guest Chris giving his great thoughts on Doge. We discuss the future of it, what Chris thinks will take it to the next level, his thoughts on the recent hype as opposed to the past and a lot of really good information.. 

Thank you to the new listers thank you to our old listeners and a HUGE thank you to our patreon subscribers!! 

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Recorded 30 minutes ago!!

Matt talks us through what is happening with GME and what it means for him personally

What is a short squeeze?

What it means to short a stock.

We discuss a few changes in the stock portfolio and Joel finally wins on ENRT but it's overshadowed by Matt's wild GME play.

Thank you as always for listening and a huge thank you to our Patreon subscribers. Keep spreading the word and helping us grow We love you byeeeeee

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This week we talk about what's happening with Gamestop.

We announce our plan to help get private prison's de-listed from the stock market.

discuss how our investing strategy has evolved.

list some stocks for you to look into for yourself.

Kelly loeffler is losing her WNBA team

Instacart is bad?

Matt and Joel are not professionals and you should do your own research. This is a comedy podcast with finance elements and we're only mentioning stocks for you to do your own research on. the SEC is gonna try and fuck us if we're not careful so do your own research so that doesn't happen. 

Support us on patreon and please share the podcast where you can. we love you we'll see you nect week!

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Big thank you for our Patreon subscribers we appreciate you more than you know!!

This week on the episode we're reaching record highs and having so much fun Joel try's to end it early!

The guys swap chair stories, discuss future more risky moves for the portfolio, a few new stock picks and Matt has a secret about GME. Matt and Joel position themselves to become Andrew Yang's advisors, Elon Musk drops in rank and more on this episode!!!

This was super fun and full of good info and THAT is the goal of this podcast. Thank you for listening and supporting us. Please leave that 5 star review if you haven't already and make sure you subscribe to our Patreon to help us live.

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First episode of the new year and it's a GREAT one. 

The Patreon is live, Kelly Loeffler is O-U-T.... OUT and we've got some hot new stocks for you to look into for the new year.

The guys go over some housekeeping with the show  portfolio, Break down and discuss crypto and each pick some stocks then discuss why they think they're worth your time in 2021.

This was such a good episode to start the year on and we hope you all made it through the holidays and are ready for a great year.  

check out Matt and Joel on social media and make sure to check out the patreon to support the Head Bread Heads in charge. 

We love you GOOOOOOODBYE until next week.

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Our last episode before the new year! We go through the calendar and discuss some of the big news stories from 2020 and reflect on what Joel calls "the best year of his life" This year has been... a year to say the least. we appreciate all of you for continued support and hope you're all staying as healthy and grounded as possible given... everything. 2021 will be a great year for the podcast and hopefully for all of you listening. 

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Air BnB IPO

Door dash IPO

A listener requests we look into some stocks and we dove in

of course there is Tesla talk

Matt's birthday and a few new stocks to keep your eyes on. 

Thank you as always for listening and supporting us we love you!!!

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The guys are back from the Thanksgiving hangover and have an episode full of hot picks and DD about some upcoming IPO'S.

This is a weird one, but aren't they all?

This episode we've got 

RIP Quibi

Roblox is the future

Air BnB 

Palantir stock might be a short options and they're CEO is our new obsession

Thanks for listening, thanks for your messages and constant support.

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A little in the dark this episode... literally

An air BnB IPO

Much love to Aldi this episode

The twitter and Instagram update are upsetting us

Matt and Joel heap [raise on Adidas even though Matt only owns two pairs

Peloton strikes a deal with a Super star and the guys discuss 

Matt can't get a PS5 or a new XBOX and it's everybody's problem.

Thank you for listening and supporting the pod we're off next week, but have a safe Thanksgiving and tak ecare of each other. We love you.

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A little late on this episode, but that's to be expected given.... everything the last few days.

You KNOW we're talking about the election,

News with China,

a few stock picks/updates

Supreme is lame

McDonalds goes plant based, NIO is skyrocketing and we give you tips to cheap live in expensive NYC 

This episode is very fun and full of positivity. As always thank you for listening and interacting with us. We appreciate you and your support.

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This episode we go over how elections from the past have had an effect on the economy and we speculate a little on what the expect in the coming days while talking about the market blood bath from the day this was recorded 

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It's me Matt!

This is one of my favorite episodes and I hope its a good resource for you.

If you're looking to learn what your credit score is made up of and ways to improve it this is the episode for you.

Obviously we don't know everything and of course we got some things wrong BUT I'm proud of this episode and think it's full of solid laughs and some good info hidden in here.

Don't cut it off before Joel and I reveal our credit scores and blow some minds.

We cover some news and current stock stuff up top, but the meat is Credit.  ENNNNJOY IT!

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Comedian Mike Recine (The Sit Down Podcast and Conan) is the guest this week.

We discuss stock market misses,

his financial history and experience,

stocks he's looking at

Mike's opinion on alpha mentality in finance,

Canadian weed stocks,

and successful people trying to scams you when you're broke and vulnerable.

This episode is GREAT! Solid laughs, good info on upcoming trades we're looking at, the Gamestop/Draft Kings move we're gambling with and why we think NIO is a good stock for you to look at.

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This episode Matt proves the guys thrive off of chaos

A few big announcements 

Air BnB filing for IPO

Some Nikola speculation

The fellas are in the early stages of planning a retreat that YOU the listener could attend

This episode is fast and loose and I hope you enjoy it.

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This week we have on our first guest in a while and it's a good one. Adam is a 4X National College Comic of the Year, APCA Comic of the Year, Headlined in 49 states, Performed for over 750 Colleges & Companies,  Mental Health Advocate & Lecturer, Consent Speaker, Creator of the #SAYITANYWAY campaign, & Most Successful Touring Comedian of the Last Decade!

Adam comes on to talk with the lads about some of the moral dilemmas of investing, how he's been dealing both  financially and mentally with the pandemic and how he's trying to put positivity into the world. This episode is great and he really elevated the room which is perfect since  we're having Mike Recine on next week.

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This episode we drop a little history,

Of course more Nikola news,

Michael Jordan forms a racing team,

Joel is invested in... evil

Quibi's days might (for sure) be numbered

Draft Kings, 

Herman Miller rules and as always... Kelly Loeffler sucks.

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This episode is GREAT! finally after months of recording across zoom the guys are back in person and recording in a new studio!

This episode the guys cover....

A former guest making the front page of Reddit

Draft Kings goes off

Battery day is coming up and what to expect

Nikola is in deep shit

PPP loan fraud from a bunch of idiots 

The Tik Tok sale is almost final 

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A few days late because of Labor day but we're back!

This episode the guys record late after a long... few days so while the energy is lower but we're in it!

Matt's gone back to work and Joel has started business school

Tesla takes a fall

Labor and Unions

Robot dogs building cars

Dominos pizza, Mcdonalds and high fashion

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Crspr and the future of gene editing

Walmart and Microsoft might buy TikTok

Tesla stock split is official

some upcoming IPO's

we share our bad Air BnB stories

Joel explains a panic trade he made 

what scary companies you can invest in

Joel thinks the he future of shipping is autonomous.

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Our old producer (Richie) comes on to fill us in on what he's been doing and how he's he's a big swinging dick day trader now. 

We go over some of Richie's lessons he's learned, his big wins, and big losses.  Joel is recording in another compromising position and we make some blonde jokes. Another fun episode here so how can you lose? Email us HoldMyBread@gmail.com Follow us on IG HoldMyBread tell your friends, helps us grow. we love you bye.

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Joel is back in Brooklyn but the guys haven't reunited yet.  This week we explain a stock split and what it means for Apple Tesla and you the investor.  Loyd's of London is fuckin up and T.I is fighting with them. Joel and Matt tell some personal stories and some people who listen to this might not like it.... you'll see what I mean. This episode is loose as a goose but it's a good one. Email us Holmybread@gmail.com follow us on IG HoldMyBread and that you to all of our old and new listeners.

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Matt is hungover Joel is a new man after his retreat to Zion national park.

This week we discuss the possible Robinhood Class action brought about in the app crashing.

We look back at a few stocks we didn't buy

Discuss the Kodak deal and more insider trading news.

This episode is fun and loose and we love you for listening.

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This week Joel and Matt use a summary of current financial news such as the Market Share of Tech Giants & the ominous warnings of the Buffett Indicator to explain modern portfolio theory. These Macroeconomics espouse efficiency and spending an hour learning the basics of how to balance your portfolio as we creep towards a recession seems like a good use of time.   Follow us on IG HoldMybread Email us HoldMyBread@gmail.com    Thank you for the support

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This week started with Joel and Matt thinking they could write their own stock chart... after realizing they are highly unqualified they decided to do an episode on how to READ a chart.

We learn how to read a chart, talk more about Robinhood discuss some news and Matt confesses a secret that you MUST keep from Joel if you want to remain in the Gluten Gang.This episode is great and is our first after our nice write-up from Comedy Cake. HUGE thanks from our new listeners and to our old for the continued supports. 

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We have New York comedian, Podcast host, birthday party guest and friend of the show Brendan Gay on the podcast this week.

Brendan come on to discuss getting started in investing. The guys try their best to share what knowledge they've learned so far, their investment strategy, and why the podcast was started in the first place.

This episode is really great and full of a lot of good information. We discuss a few quick stories but the meat of this episode is getting information out for Brendan and anybody else looking to start investing.

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on this weeks episode...

Joel needs a new suit and Brooks Borther's can't help him

Kanye West makes people almost like him again then does a 180

The guys discuss why the WNBA should be Americas national pastime

More Tesla news, speculation, and hate from Joel

What is EPS and how is it calculated?

Cruise ships are dying and Matt welcomes it

We discuss the dark side of Robinhood 

and as always...We hate Kelly Loeffler

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Matt's on a gambling streak and Joel bought his first option

Tesla is WAY up and the guys discuss why.

Kanye West is saving GAP and maybe even collaborating with Tesla

The guys look into a few REALLY good stock options that you should also look at.

This episode is great and I hope you enjoyed it as much as Matt and Joel enjoyed recording it.

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Chuck E. Cheese has come up more on this podcast than you'd expect from a finance podcast and this episode it's not for a good reason

Joel and Matt are opening up a new dive bar in Brooklyn

GNC files for bankruptcy

Matt makes a stock pick

Joel hates the Wall street journal

Matt and Joel discuss Draft Kings 

Matt's going back to New York and he and Joel discuss living in a red state during a pandemic and taking over redneck culture.

This is a great episode thank you for listening 

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What a great episode!

Joel has made his first options play

Matt continues to bet on sports

The guys discuss some good news with Target

bad news with Robinhood investors

The hopeful end of cruise ships and the seedy world of the canned tuna industry.

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On this week's episode we talk about why we're actually glad the market tanked, invest in $DKNG & debate who had the better week Twitter or Tesla. PLUS we go through corporate responses to BLM and round up the good, bad & ugly. 

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This weeks episode is one of our favorites. The main focus this week is spotlighting some of the companies that have filed for Bankruptcy within the last few months and what that looks like. We dive into what chapter 11 bankruptcy is and what it means for some of the oldest american companies in U.S. We try to give perspective on what it means to file bankruptcy and how some of the companies filing have been around since the 1900's and went from Billions of dollars in profits to store closings nationwide.

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This episode is great and if you've been waiting to check out the podcast this is a great episode to get in.

Before a great interview with Andrew the boys discuss some store closings, a pizza scam we can all support, Matt comes in REAL hot and Joel is very strong.

Andrew is a great guest and an even better  comedic story teller who hosts his own podcast (puddles) and opens for Nikki glaser among so many other things.

Andrew talks about his experience of selling real estate in his early 20's and all the money he made, was going to make, and may or may not have lost.

this is such a good funny interview I hope you enjoy. Thank you for supporting the podcast and please leave us a quick review wherever you're listening.

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This week Joel talks about getting his MBA and the the "university" that lied to him

Is now the time to invest or is there more room for the market to fall

Grub Hub and Uber to join forces?

Richard Burr get's got

A drive through strip club in Oregon

of course Elon Musk is brought up

Joel and Matt show off their bodies

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This episode is BIG. 

We start with an exciting announcement and the lads decide to cash out on some of their stocks.

Matt , Joel and  podcast favorite Moneybags Riley Decide on the future of the podcast by each selecting new companies to help breath life into the shows portfolio and plan for a post corona world... whenever that may happen.

HUGE thanks to everyone who has supported the show. Listening, leaving a review and sharing is a huge help to us and we are very grateful for it.

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Elon Musk is coming unhinged

The Dow is up... some how

AMC wars with NBC Universal

Matt hates the GAP and Boeing

Joel Pees

Landlord stories

and more!

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Oil prices

the further collapse of retail

joel scams a friend (who had it coming)

a new Tesla battery

Netflix is king dingaling of the streaming services

Amazon is tracking it's employees like the predator to "help" them

It woul'd be an episode without the gift that is We Work

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Matt's got unemployment and his bank account has been stimulated.

Joel is running and doing Pilates.... what a world

Another great episode where the guys discuss retail sales plummeting 

banks are losing money like crazy except for one

The XFL suspends operations 

Matt thinks the WWE is evil and  Joel thinks Elon Musk is stupid and it goes on

we might go on strike.... who knows

Amazon is killing the economy?

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This episode is a ton of fun.

This episode the Lads discuss..

How important a 401K is 

Drama on Taco Tuesday

Wimbledon is more prepared for the pandemic than the US government 

a recent poker controversy 

The potential future of the economy

The Kennedy's

Adelle 

and Fuck Kelly Loeffler

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This weeks episode....

Matt and Joel suffer their biggest loss in the shows history thanks to an AMRN ruling

More info on the insider trading controversy in congress 

Fuck Hobby lobby

People are trapped on cruise ships

Zoom can't keep out trolls

This is a great episode and we appreciate your support during these weird times.

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Joel and Matt are still separated by the quarantine, but they're still pumping out fresh episodes.

This was Matt's favorite lockdown episode yet!

Insider trading, stocks to buy during the recession, the trillion dollar coin, Their pandemic supplies, Joel's daily schedule and Matt might become a professional gamer.

a few technical issues with this episode but when you're recording from a bunker that is to be expected. stay safe, stay healthy and thank you for listening.

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Matt and Joel have escaped New York and are recording at remote locations in the Midwest.

This episode they talk about the economic blow back caused by corona virus.

the future, the past and what they've been doing to pass the time. 

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Keep supporting each other keep your head up and don't catch the falling knife.

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We have lost everything. We record under a highway overpass. Dogs howl in the distance. I heat a can of old beans on a fading fire. The howls sound closer now. The hounds smell my fear. The Wall Street House of cards as tumbled. All we have left is our wits. 

Noah Savage (ESPN) joins us to talk favorite stocks for the end times. 

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Matt is back from LA and this episode is a HOT one

The guys pick a few new stocks to buy during the dip,

Corona virus cures, 

Matt's burger tour,

The Robinhood crash,

A tribute to Joels teeth,

Matt apologizes for NVAX but picks some real deal winner wink wink

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Matt is still gone but Joel is joined by a Wall Street Insider: the indomitable Rex Thunder. They talk the falling Dow, Rex urges Joel not to freak out about Bernie & take a deep dive into the mechanics of working at a large financial institution. 

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While Matt gets a Hollywood Pedicure Joel sits down with nice producer Leif for a talk of "what to invest in" & ends up learning too much about IPOS, Underwriting fees & Direct Listings. This ep is fun and dense at the same time. Just like an NFL full back. 

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We've got a guest on this week to discuss new broker laws in New York and the struggles of the real estate game.

ENRT might be a bust and Joel might have been wrong about it last week (huge shock)

Tesla asks for 2 Billion and we recount our most recent trip to AC

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This episode the guys discuss earning season

talk the huge Tesla bump

If Matt screwed up or not

and Joel speculates on a new hot stock he thinks will pay off huge.

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New episode out Now!

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One of our favorite episodes.

We talk three new gambling stories from Joel, Matt and our producer Richie

Shoutout to Billions

Jeff Bezos phone is hacked,

a new stock is chosen

We open a franchise

and most of all... we grow.

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Great new epiosde!

The guys debate Tesla

There are two new hot stocks to watch

chip talk

shoutout to Betty Boop

Boeing old CEO

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Patreon coming soon!

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New year new episode! 

We're back and catching up after the Holidays

not a ton of stock/market talk, but big plans for the new year

welcome to a new year of gains. thank you for the support

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It's our end of the year/ Holiday episode and we have a podcast favorite Moneybags Riley back on to reveal her identity.

We do a year wrap up and to talk about how far the podcast has grown in the last year.

We each pick three stories to talk about.

We discuss sneaker reselling, The growth of Tesla in 2019 compared to 2009

AMD, The app boom, Weed stocks, Gabbi throws out $200 of butter.

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A new episode and a new guest! 

The Vanguard episode! Sean P. McCarthy from the exceptional podcast Grubstakers comes on the show to discuss the Vanguard and why they're good at what they do. 

We talk about how GoFund me is the new Health insurance

The center for retirement research

The expensive world of trading cards

Capital gains taxes and how to avoid paying them

Martin Shkreli and Wall street bets makes an appearance.

Warren Buffet is a grad A scammer?

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Today is Matt Birthday and we've got a new episode out!

The boys discuss their Thanksgiving

Nestle is evil

The France  and Delaware connection

stories of the saddest Christmas

Joel lurks on happy families

We play a few of Joels Heinz adds

Commercials and where to spend your money matters

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Hot new episode! 

We come up with a few apps to collect and sell your data

We talk the Amarin bump

Check out stocks based off their astrological signs

A man is Doxed with Hamburgers

The boys get political

Dickioedia vs. The Plopmarket

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This week we shout out R/WSB and discuss the infinite leverage glitch.

Mcdonalds CEO steps down

Amarin stock is frozen for the day

Robinhood cancels our option

Ex Uber CEO starts a new company

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We have our second guest on to teach us all about Options trading.

We learn the history of options 

Joel fills us i on his lawsuit and touches his toes

We buy an option live on the podcast 

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This week 

Quarterly reports are in!!!

Grub Hub drops it low

Beyond Burger sell off

Matt has a new app idea

We learn about what a stinky pickle is and how to work a gherk

Joel files his first lawsuit and we discuss our gains

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Shout out R/WSB

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New art work!

The boys read a letter they're going to mail to Martin Shkreli.

More We Work news that you won't believe

New stock picks

Check in on the portfolio

Another sponsor for this weeks episode

Matt talks about how he got a $40 shampoo and haircut for free

Shout out to the university of Tennesee students Matt met last week.

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Joel is back from a wedding and we record with Joel fresh off the plane. We're back in the studio and for the first time WE'RE PROFITABLE!!!

We realize why we weren't allowed to swim at the beach last episode

Bears, Turtles, and Joe camel

We pick a new stock.

recent CEO Firings 

Joel has a conspiracy theory

Delta airlines

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SHOUT TO LAGOS!

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We're back and talking about a new stock pick

More We Work news VERY EXCITING!

The boys visit the beach

Peleton IPO

Matt tells the story about meeting Andrew Yang

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This week we have our first guest and it is without a doubt our best episode yet.

Don't be surprised of Moneybags returns because she was a great guest and this episode is too good.

We get some color on filing for an IPO

Discuss corporate culture

The stock exchange bell and we end with a game of what's in the bag?

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This week We check in on how last weeks stock picks are doing.

We pick two new stocks

Matt explains Brexit VERY accurately

We do a deep dive on WeWork 

and it goes on.

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We're back!!! New format, new co-host, new gains.

Joel Walkowski and Matt Bachus lay out the plan for the new podcast and talk about 

The death of Movie Pass

Slack

T. Boone Pickens RIP RIP

New York real estate

goal for themselves and the podcast

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