We're taking a short break, but here's a virtual rhyme while you wait. 

Productivity Hacks

Today I had a good day,

I got my task list done;

I made some phone calls,

Cleared my desktop.

(I almost had some fun!)

I made quite a good slideshow,

I wrote a new proposal,

Reviewed a pending budget

And finished a report.

I did all this by lunch time,

Still in my dressing gown.

What made this day so brilliant?

The internet was down.