What does the UK’s only rectal teaching assistant have on his CV now? Do thatch roof specialists have turf wars? Can pasta actually be ’slamming’? Ed talks about his homicidal tendencies in The Sims. Also covered - Christmas plans, memories and preemptive damage control (we originally recorded this episode last year).

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Links of things discussed * Rectal teaching assistant loses his job to robots * Jamie Oliver’s restaurant word list * Millenial Monopoly