westbros: Recent Episodes
noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson)
just when we thought we were out, they pulled us back in
https://archive.org/download/240418-communist-prescription-round-three/240418%20Communist%20Prescription%2C%20Round%20Three.mp3
true real manly-man red pilled real man content right here, for true real manly men only, who are very confident and secure and manly and men.
https://archive.org/download/240410-more-pill-popping_202404/240410%20More%20Pill%20Popping.mp3
bad medicine
https://archive.org/download/240328-swallowing-pills/240328%20Swallowing%20Pills.mp3
Jake just needed to rant for a bit
https://archive.org/download/240327-a-16-minute-driving-monologue/240327%20A%2016%20Minute%20Driving%20Monologue.mp3
long fat covid is real
all my fat friends are comin' over tonight
https://archive.org/download/havin-a-big-fat-time/Havin%27%20A%20Big%20Fat%20Time.mp3
i'm concerned about their mental health
https://archive.org/download/240303-another-bikebrain-wellness-check/240303%20Another%20Bikebrain%20Wellness%20Check.mp3
sassafras
https://archive.org/download/240228-fizzology-202/240228%20Fizzology%20202.mp3
gender status: not affirmed
the carpaganda is getting insane dude
https://archive.org/download/240217-the-bikebrains-ride-again/240217%20The%20Bikebrains%20Ride%20Again.mp3
Nicotine men create good times, good times create potheads, potheads create hard times, hard times create nicotine men
https://archive.org/download/240127-that-wicked-weed/240127%20That%20Wicked%20Weed.mp3
take notes, this will be on the midterm
https://archive.org/download/240118-fizzology-201/240118%20Fizzology%20201.mp3
we tried to fly Gersh in to be on the show but he's scared of planes
https://archive.org/download/240103-the-2023-broley-awards/240103%20The%202023%20Broley%20Awards.mp3
paganism is that guy you know who always claims he "thought of it first" but can't prove it
https://archive.org/download/231226-the-christmasphobic-season/231226%20The%20Christmasphobic%20Season.mp3
backup pie
https://archive.org/download/231206-a-body-positive-christmas/231206%20A%20Body%20Positive%20Christmas.mp3
plant based holiday nog
https://archive.org/download/231126-thanksgiving-eve/231126%20Thanksgiving%20Eve.mp3
decolonize your mashed potatoes
https://archive.org/download/231118-commies-vs-turkeys/231118%20Commies%20vs%20Turkeys.mp3
"it's either inevitable or impossible, and I'm not sure which"
https://archive.org/download/230914-thoughts-on-a-vegan-world/230914%20Thoughts%20on%20a%20Vegan%20World.mp3
So... where does Bishop Sycamore fit into all this?
https://archive.org/download/230909-national-fixed-league_202309/230909%20National%20Fixed%20League.mp3
quack like you mean it, boys
https://archive.org/download/230903-those-waddling-men-of-oregon-1921-1949/230903%20Those%20Waddling%20Men%20of%20Oregon%20%281921-1949%29.mp3
your regularly scheduled duck content will be back momentarily
https://archive.org/download/230822-fall-watch-2023/230822%20Fall%20Watch%202023.mp3
"If you don't like football, you're a sissy little baby boy."
-the 1800s
https://archive.org/download/230730-a-duckling-is-hatched-1893-1920/230730%20A%20Duckling%20is%20Hatched%20%281893-1920%29.mp3
An ambitious journalistic undertaking
https://archive.org/download/230713-the-complete-history-of-the-oregon-ducks-prologue/230713%20The%20Complete%20History%20of%20the%20Oregon%20Ducks%20-%20Prologue.mp3
If you care more about dogs than freedom, July 4th may not be the holiday for you.
https://archive.org/download/230628-commies-vs-fireworks/230628%20Commies%20vs%20Fireworks.mp3
"big cars and loud noises terrify me"
-a grown adult man
https://archive.org/download/230618-the-deadly-carbrain-scourge/230618%20The%20Deadly%20Carbrain%20Scourge.mp3
if it saves just one life
https://archive.org/download/230611-the-cult-of-the-sacred-mask/230611%20The%20Cult%20of%20the%20Sacred%20Mask.mp3
a total karen came up to me one day and punched me in the face just for being fat, it totally happened
https://archive.org/download/230528-life-in-the-fat-lane/230528%20Life%20in%20the%20Fat%20Lane.mp3
2 fat 2 furious
https://archive.org/download/230519-westbros-turns-200/230519%20Westbros%20Turns%20200.mp3
once westbros hits ep 200, it's gonna need the seatbelt extender on the plane
https://archive.org/download/230514-plus-sized-podcasting/230514%20Plus%20Sized%20Podcasting.mp3
fighting racism with hostess snack cakes
get hyped
gunphobic ammo-exclusionary bigots
i identify as carolgender
gyms are modern day klan rallies.
very soon, carol will have her day
https://archive.org/download/230326-maclane-recs-and-ducks/230326%20Maclane%20Recs%20and%20Ducks.mp3
soy levels around here have dropped precipitously without Maclane around. hmm.
vegan science; it's almost like real science, except I made it up
https://archive.org/download/230310-vegan-cowboys-part-2/230310%20Vegan%20Cowboys%2C%20Part%202.mp3
Maclane falls asleep several times in his bid to make this the worst rec ever
just checking in on an old friend
selling the patent for this episode if anyone's interested
I found this thing from last year on my phone so here it is
https://archive.org/download/buttermilk-run/Buttermilk%20Run.mp3
Our retirement account options are fake money, monkey pictures, plastic toys or teddy bears.
https://archive.org/download/230129-investing-wisely/230129%20Investing%20Wisely.mp3
beautiful women as far as the eye can see
my boss is evil incarnate
oppression has cellulite marks
https://archive.org/download/230115-literal-trans-fats/230115%20Literal%20Trans%20Fats.mp3
we're still alive
https://archive.org/download/230107-the-2022-broley-awards/230107%20The%202022%20Broley%20Awards.mp3
Happiness is stupid and dumb
keeping the thanksgiving streets safe out there
transgiving blessings to all
https://archive.org/download/221107-a-joyous-franksgiving/221107%20A%20Joyous%20Franksgiving.mp3
the loveliest females you ever laid eyes on
https://archive.org/download/221016-round-three-of-lovely-queens_202210/221016%20Round%20Three%20of%20Lovely%20Queens.mp3
authentic real grade A women
https://archive.org/download/221012-more-beautiful-ladies/221012%20More%20Beautiful%20Ladies.mp3
me and my fellow beautiful ladies
https://archive.org/download/221009-just-one-of-the-gals/221009%20Just%20One%20of%20the%20Gals.mp3
dignity is for fatphobes
https://archive.org/download/221004-bio-of-a-fat-pioneer/221004%20Bio%20of%20a%20Fat%20Pioneer.mp3
No Food League
https://archive.org/download/220925-tossing-the-old-pigskin/220925%20Tossing%20the%20Old%20Pigskin.mp3
name one WNBA player, I dare you.
https://archive.org/download/220918-the-king-spud-saga/220918%20The%20King%20Spud%20Saga.mp3
Steve's just one of the dudes
https://archive.org/download/220911-just-one-of-the-guys/220911%20Just%20One%20of%20the%20Guys.mp3
bluetooth headphones are absolutely awful garbage
https://archive.org/download/220904-malted-milk-mangled-media/220904%20Malted%20Milk%20%26%20Mangled%20Media.mp3
he's trading in his chevy for an almanac-ac-ac-ac-ac
https://archive.org/download/220828-fall-watch-2022/220828%20Fall%20Watch%202022.mp3
reddit is my therapist.
https://archive.org/download/220821-phones-tapes-and-crippling-vystopia/220821%20Phones%2CTapes%2C%20and%20Crippling%20Vystopia.mp3
never did find a moose...
https://archive.org/download/220805-cabin-fever/220805%20Cabin%20Fever.mp3
actually, real westbros podcasting has never been tried
https://archive.org/download/220717-redditors-of-the-world-unite/220717%20Redditors%20of%20the%20World%2C%20Unite%21.mp3
does it exist? it's racist.
https://archive.org/download/220710-were-all-livin-postmodern/220710%20We%27re%20All%20Livin%27%20Postmodern.mp3
BANG BANG BANG
https://archive.org/download/220704-more-from-fourth-eve/220704%20More%20from%20Fourth%20Eve.mp3
the war on independence day is real
https://archive.org/download/220703-hot-dog-patriotism/220703%20Hot%20Dog%20Patriotism.mp3
the bigfoot findings today are thus far inconclusive
https://archive.org/download/220626-sasquatch-hunting-with-bronson/220626%20Sasquatch%20Hunting%20with%20Bronson.mp3
the supreme court wants to kill womxn
https://archive.org/download/220627-bro-v-wade/220627%20Bro%20v%20Wade.mp3
I'll take my detectives post-menopausal, please.
https://archive.org/download/220620-get-the-local-witch-on-the-case/220620%20Get%20the%20Local%20Witch%20on%20the%20Case.mp3
brb, setting up my juneteenth tree
https://archive.org/download/220612-a-very-gay-shopping-trip/220612%20A%20Very%20Gay%20Shopping%20Trip.mp3
Gage and Maclane are back on the road, this time on a trip to Jackpot, Nevada. Along the way, Maclane gets sick from tobacco (again), Gage speedruns losing money in a casino, and the two realize visiting Jackpot was not worth the two and a half hour drive. As a bonus, Maclane's audio continues to sound like garbage despite his best efforts, and he's really rethinking this whole "moving car as a recording studio" idea.
https://archive.org/download/220606-two-westbros-in-nevada/220606%20Two%20Westbros%20in%20Nevada.mp3
can't wait for lust month and gluttony month
https://archive.org/download/220601-pride-or-die/220601%20Pride%20or%20Die.mp3
Jake visits Idaho to interview Gage, Alex and (to a lesser degree) Maclane
https://archive.org/download/220528-tales-from-police-academy/220528%20Tales%20from%20Police%20Academy.mp3
Gage and Maclane take a trip to Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Along the way they brave a blizzard, dine and dash, and discuss what connection Chris Pratt and dinosaurs have to the Dr. Pepper Dark Berry Zero Sugar flavor. As an added bonus, Maclane tests the ultimate limits of his portable recorder by blowing out the microphone.
https://archive.org/download/westbros-in-wyoming/Westbros%20In%20Wyoming.mp3
shoutout to all the trans poc womxn out there
https://archive.org/download/220508-birthing-persons-day/220508%20Birthing%20Person%27s%20Day.mp3
"don't associate my name with this content" -Dane
https://archive.org/download/220506-saving-danes-marriage/220506%20Saving%20Dane%27s%20Marriage.mp3
smh these fearmongering republicans
https://archive.org/download/220501-dont-say-groomer/220501%20Don%27t%20Say%20Groomer.mp3
We're gonna need a bigger calendar...
https://archive.org/download/220429-reddit-is-for-intellectuals/220429%20Reddit%20Is%20For%20Intellectuals.mp3
FACT CHECK: We were always at war with Eurasia
https://archive.org/download/220427-censorship-is-freedom_202204/220427%20Censorship%20is%20Freedom.mp3
give it to me straight, doc
https://archive.org/download/220423-rock-solid-life-advice/220423%20Rock%20Solid%20Life%20Advice.mp3
what's a man to do?
https://archive.org/download/220421-mystery-meat/220421%20Mystery%20Meat.mp3
feat. a theoretical mrs. dane who still could be a deep fake.
https://archive.org/download/220411-much-ado-about-dane/220411%20Much%20Ado%20About%20Dane.mp3
But wait, there's more!
https://archive.org/download/220410-the-carol-j-adams-trilogy-volume-3/220410%20The%20Carol%20J%20Adams%20Trilogy%2C%20Volume%203.mp3
It's a tough job, but someone has to do it
https://archive.org/download/220405-the-carol-j-adams-trilogy-volume-2/220405%20The%20Carol%20J%20Adams%20Trilogy%2C%20Volume%202.mp3
A very sane, very mentally healthy person.
(the outro song is the result of a vegan band that remixed the audiobook in the 90s. it slaps)
https://archive.org/download/220403-the-carol-j-adams-trilogy-volume-1/220403%20The%20Carol%20J%20Adams%20Trilogy%2C%20Volume%201.mp3
if we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of food?
https://archive.org/download/220327-vegan-raps-singing-pigs/220327%20Vegan%20Raps%20%26%20Singing%20Pigs.mp3
Jake only eats beef now. He's a genocidal maniac.
https://archive.org/download/220320-all-meat-all-the-time/220320%20All%20Meat%2C%20All%20the%20Time.mp3
old timey racist jokes are officially funnier than New Yorker cartoons
https://archive.org/download/220313-a-barrel-full-of-laughs/220313%20A%20Barrel%20Full%20of%20Laughs.mp3
gobs of unrelated filler material
https://archive.org/download/220309-a-smattering-of-topics/220309%20A%20Smattering%20of%20Topics.mp3
no better way to get updates on sporting events than by a podcast that uploads them two days late
https://archive.org/download/220306-mush-you-huskies/220306%20Mush%2C%20You%20Huskies.mp3
just sick of dane's bigotry tbh
https://archive.org/download/220302-a-dane-for-all-seasons/220302%20A%20Dane%20For%20All%20Seasons.mp3
"The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after invading Ukraine, I was anxious and irritable."
-Vladimir Putin
https://archive.org/download/220227-go-vegan-prevent-war/220227%20Go%20Vegan%2C%20Prevent%20War.mp3
Notable Fategories expert and Dewstorian Maclane takes a break from the rigors of his academic schedule to present Jake with an auditory tutelage in the finer points of not being a schizophrenic hypocritical animal abuser.
https://archive.org/download/220225-professor-macs-ethics-course/220225%20Professor%20Mac%27s%20Ethics%20Course.mp3
Call of Duty: Soy Ops
https://archive.org/download/220223-plant-based-warfare/220223%20Plant%20Based%20Warfare.mp3
maclane asked me to put a specific quote in the description but I've already forgotten what is was
https://archive.org/download/220220-beef-n-beer_202202/220220%20Beef%20n%27%20Beer.mp3
The life they save may be your own
https://archive.org/download/220219-remember-the-cheese-facts/220219%20Remember%20the%20Cheese%20Facts.mp3
i AM a soy boy because i LOVE soy!
https://archive.org/download/220216-so-on-and-soy-forth/220216%20So%20On%20and%20Soy%20Forth.mp3
stay adipositive out there guys
https://archive.org/download/220213-super-bowl-super-fats/220213%20Super%20Bowl%20%26%20Super%20Fats.mp3
a dane, a dane, my kingdom for a dane!
https://archive.org/download/220209-an-education-for-dane/220209%20An%20Education%20for%20Dane.mp3
my moral claims could totally beat up your moral claims
https://archive.org/download/220207-whatever-happened-to-bob/220207%20Whatever%20Happened%20to%20Bob.mp3
but first a half hour of football stuff. Maclane wanted me to write a joke about groundhog's day here, but that seemed a little fat-shamey to me.
https://archive.org/download/220202-centering-fat-voices/220202%20Centering%20Fat%20Voices.mp3
westbros is rebranding as fatbros: The Fattest Podcast on the Internet
https://archive.org/download/220130-who-you-callin-fatso/220130%20Who%20You%20Callin%27%20Fatso.mp3
yahooooooo
https://archive.org/download/220127-soda-pop-and-pervs/220127%20Soda%20Pop%20and%20Pervs.mp3
aside from their odd fashion and theological inaccuracy, you gotta hand it to 'em
https://archive.org/download/220123-those-amish-were-onto-something/220123%20Those%20Amish%20Were%20Onto%20Something.mp3
today, we show you how to hack your way to (incoherent reddit slang)
https://archive.org/download/220119-you-gotta-play-the-game/220119%20You%20Gotta%20Play%20the%20Game.mp3
everyone but me is a liar
https://archive.org/download/220116-the-episode-they-dont-want-you-to-know-about/220116%20The%20Episode%20%27%27They%27%27%20Don%27t%20Want%20You%20to%20Know%20About.mp3
support your local sheriff
https://archive.org/download/220112-close-shaves-credit-scores-relationship-advice/220112%20Close%20Shaves%2C%20Credit%20Scores%20%26%20Relationship%20Advice.mp3
they really do call me that, honest
https://archive.org/download/220105-snowshoe-thompson-they-call-me/220105%20Snowshoe%20Thompson%2C%20They%20Call%20Me.mp3
Alternate titles for this ep included: "Maclane gets Grounded", "What the Hey, it's Y2K", "Westbros at 30,000 ft", and "Liquor? I Hardly Know Her!"
https://archive.org/download/211229-the-2021-broley-awards/211229%20The%202021%20Broley%20Awards.mp3
this whole christmas thing makes zero economic sense
https://archive.org/download/211224-to-all-a-good-night_20211225/211224%20To%20All%20a%20Good%20Night.mp3
if only in my dreams
https://archive.org/download/211219-ill-be-unemployed-for-christmas_202112/211219%20I%27ll%20Be%20Unemployed%20for%20Christmas.mp3
edit: mods, pls don't delete this (unless you want to, please don't be mad at me)
https://archive.org/download/211218-every-subreddit-ever/211218%20Every%20Subreddit%20Ever.mp3
"scrooge" is a crankphobic slur
https://archive.org/download/211215-tiny-santas-and-christmas-cranks_202112/211215%20Tiny%20Santas%20and%20Christmas%20Cranks.mp3
Jake couldn't be here today, as his computer committed suicide
The bad Christmas song of the week is Happy Holidays, by Janet Devlin. It's basically just "leave me alone mom" set to music
https://archive.org/download/211212-maclanes-war-on-christmas/211212%20Maclane%27s%20War%20on%20Christmas.mp3
snow be racist
https://archive.org/download/211201-big-snow-watch-2021/211201%20Big%20Snow%20Watch%202021.mp3
and not a tofurkey was stirring
https://archive.org/download/211124-twas-the-night-before-thanksgiving_202112/211124%20Twas%20the%20Night%20Before%20Thanksgiving.mp3
nothing to see here, move along
https://archive.org/download/211128-the-usual-holiday-tomfoolery/211128%20The%20Usual%20Holiday%20Tomfoolery.mp3
please don't let maclane hear about this
https://archive.org/download/211119-a-turkey-advocate-conversion/211119%20A%20Turkey%20Advocate%20Conversion.mp3
a very special Thanksgiving special that Dane wishes he could get out of
https://archive.org/download/211117-a-joyous-danesgiving/211117%20A%20Joyous%20Danesgiving.mp3
Our second ever guest on Westbros is an unemployed teacher who probably killed people for the government.
https://archive.org/download/211027-dane-touches-gr02110mpm/211027%20Dane%20Touches%20Grass.mp3
all the hot king spud updates
https://archive.org/download/211114-wont-someone-think-of-the-turkeys/211114%20Won%27t%20Someone%20Think%20of%20the%20Turkeys.mp3
also Maclane does a Freddie's tell-all
https://archive.org/download/211111-the-turkey-heisters-ride-again/211111%20The%20Turkey%20Heisters%20Ride%20Again.mp3
it was bad enough when they were just lukewarm
https://archive.org/download/211104-childish-turkey-takes/211104%20Childish%20Turkey%20Takes.mp3
get it? he's crippled
https://archive.org/download/211101-gage-limps-back-onto-the-show/211101%20Gage%20Limps%20Back%20Onto%20the%20Show.mp3
da broads, that's da trouble mac
https://archive.org/download/211024-dames-and-other-topics/211024%20Dames%2C%20and%20Other%20Topics.mp3
BIG TURKEYS
https://archive.org/download/211020-accounts-of-holiday-fakery/211020%20Accounts%20of%20Holiday%20Fakery.mp3
plan now, be ready
https://archive.org/download/211016-turkey-watch-2021/211016%20Turkey%20Watch%202021.mp3
beanie babies are an endless source of fascination with us somehow
https://archive.org/download/211013-a-little-highbrow-literature/211013%20A%20Little%20Highbrow%20Literature.mp3
...monsters.
https://archive.org/download/211007-westbros-turns-100/211007%20Westbros%20Turns%20100.mp3
chowdah
https://archive.org/download/211004-riding-the-new-england-rails/211004%20Riding%20the%20New%20England%20Rails.mp3
with a headline like that, it was destined for this podcast
https://archive.org/download/210929-beanie-baby-horoscopes/210929%20Beanie%20Baby%20Horoscopes.mp3
he changed my life that day
https://archive.org/download/210926-candy-bars-for-elvis_202109/210926%20Candy%20Bars%20for%20Elvis.mp3
big snow
https://archive.org/download/210922-a-double-dose-of-country-quizzing/210922%20A%20Double%20Dose%20of%20Country%20Quizzing.mp3
Jake has decided he hates having good audio, and will continue to clip the levels on his portable mic instead of using the actual good mic he owns that is three feet away.
https://archive.org/download/210919-do-the-duck/210919%20Do%20the%20Duck.mp3
There's a torrential downpour outside, and no one wants Bronson's couch.
https://archive.org/download/210918-wont-someone-please-take-this-couch/210918%20Won%27t%20Someone%20Please%20Take%20This%20Couch.mp3
tom fraudy
https://archive.org/download/210908-more-football-stuff-i-guess/210908%20More%20Football%20Stuff%20I%20Guess.mp3
hot mic caught me saying the ducks were overrated and now i'm banned from eugene :(
https://archive.org/download/210905-another-football-rundown/210905%20Another%20Football%20Rundown.mp3
those darn white girls, acting like white girls and doing white girl things
https://archive.org/download/210901-fake-schools-fall-scoffers/210901%20Fake%20Schools%20%26%20Fall%20Scoffers.mp3
The FBI needs to open a bake shop, they'd solve so many crimes
https://archive.org/download/210822-theres-nothing-cozier-than-murder_202108/210822%20There%27s%20Nothing%20Cozier%20than%20Murder.mp3
Hey I just got done writing an article about why that thing you like is bad. You want to read it? No? What if I told you I shoehorned racism into it? Would that change things?
https://archive.org/download/210615-fall-is-racist-too/210615%20Fall%20is%20Racist%20Too.mp3
Jake was just really missing out on the fun of brOVID-19 so he got himself a heaping helping
https://archive.org/download/210812-sports-report/210812%20Sports%20Report.mp3
Jake just woke up from a five year coma and has no clue how sports got so weird
https://archive.org/download/210808-nfl-crash-course/210808%20NFL%20Crash%20Course.mp3
it's coming
https://archive.org/download/21084-fall-watch-2021/21084%20Fall%20Watch%202021.mp3
...you know, if you kinda squint.
https://archive.org/download/210801-it-technically-qualifies-as-food/210801%20It%20Technically%20Qualifies%20as%20Food.mp3
Let a bunch of effeminate weirdos tell you what being a REAL man is
..also Jake's microphone started randomly cutting out in the second half. I suspect Buzzfeed operatives were hacking the computer but idk
https://archive.org/download/210728-saving-the-planet_202107/210728%20Saving%20the%20Planet.mp3
Just drink it, you science deniers
https://archive.org/download/210725-the-soy-and-i/210725%20The%20Soy%20and%20I.mp3
I've come to laugh at you again
https://archive.org/download/210718-hello-ebay-my-old-friend/210718%20Hello%20Ebay%2C%20My%20Old%20Friend.mp3
Adventure wanted; will go anywhere, do anything. Send replies to box thirteen.
https://archive.org/download/210714-modernity-vs-adventure/210714%20Modernity%20vs%20Adventure.mp3
I'm the government and I'm here to help.
https://archive.org/download/210707-government-vs-milk/210707%20Government%20vs%20Milk.mp3
Don't let the cranky old people ruin your holiday
https://archive.org/download/210704-karens-vs-fireworks/210704%20Karens%20vs%20Fireworks.mp3
Seventh Day Adventism, nuclear radiation and the birth of the cereal industry
https://archive.org/download/210630-the-great-cereal-conspiracy/210630%20The%20Great%20Cereal%20Conspiracy.mp3
Trust me, it's healthy. Your body's just detoxing, you aren't malnourished.
https://archive.org/download/210627-plant-based-podcasting/210627%20Plant%20Based%20Podcasting.mp3
Apparently it's outdated and dumb?
https://archive.org/download/210616-the-state-of-fathers-day/210616%20The%20State%20of%20Father%27s%20Day.mp3
Absolutely degenerate.
https://archive.org/download/210613-terrible-people-hate-summer/210613%20Terrible%20People%20Hate%20Summer.mp3
Superfat powers, activate!
https://archive.org/download/210609-college-pranks-the-superfatsy/210609%20College%20Pranks%20%26%20The%20Superfats.mp3
Reddit is hell.
https://archive.org/download/210602-reddit-is-a-cesspool-of-misery/210602%20Reddit%20is%20a%20Cesspool%20of%20Misery.mp3
growing up is for losers
https://archive.org/download/210530-are-we-adulting-yet/210530%20Are%20We%20Adulting%20Yet.mp3
Rare, limited edition holo-foil signed collectible Westbros right here.
https://archive.org/download/210526-this-episode-is-very-collectible/210526%20This%20Episode%20is%20Very%20Collectible.mp3
Just an itty bitty lil gupdate
https://archive.org/download/210523-a-small-gupdate/210523%20A%20Small%20Gupdate.mp3
Audio quality for this road trip sure coulda used improvement.
https://archive.org/download/210516-parts-unknown/210516%20Parts%20Unknown.mp3
Terrible spouses and crooked cops
https://archive.org/download/210505-speedy-mc-gee-they-call-me/210505%20Speedy%20McGee%2C%20They%20Call%20Me.mp3
It calls for thee
https://archive.org/download/210502-for-whom-the-road-calls/210502%20For%20Whom%20the%20Road%20Calls.mp3
I mean, it's ok if you like trees I guess.
https://archive.org/download/210428-the-wonders-of-nature-are-unimpressive/210428%20The%20Wonders%20of%20Nature%20are%20Unimpressive.mp3
Bet I seen a million rows of them lil red poetic signs, up and down the line...
https://archive.org/download/210425-little-red-signs/210425%20Little%20Red%20Signs.mp3
... and other touristy tales.
https://archive.org/download/210421-do-feed-the-bears/210421%20Do%20Feed%20the%20Bears.mp3
We mean it
https://archive.org/download/210418-last-diet-episode-we-promise/210418%20Last%20Diet%20Episode%2C%20We%20Promise.mp3
Someday we won't, but not today.
https://archive.org/download/210414-yeah-were-still-talking-keto/210414%20Yeah%2C%20We%27re%20Still%20Talking%20Keto.mp3
Don't you go denying no science, boy
https://archive.org/download/210407-chewing-the-fat/210407%20Chewing%20the%20Fat.mp3
Wedding road trip in which Gage swears up a storm
https://archive.org/download/210405-groomsmen-at-the-mr.-gas/210405%20Groomsmen%20at%20the%20Mr.%20Gas.mp3
Our content drought continues
https://archive.org/download/210331-well-color-me-obese/210331%20Well%2C%20Color%20Me%20Obese.mp3
Utterly unlistenable
https://archive.org/download/210328-running-out-of-content/210328%20Running%20Out%20of%20Content.mp3
Maclane's always pulling cute lil jokes
https://archive.org/download/210324-bait-and-switch/210324%20Bait%20and%20Switch.mp3
Jake, being preoccupied much of the weekend sauntering around Seattle, made nary a single attempt to contact Maclane for their usual Sunday Westbros sesh. So, being a natural born leader, Maclane duped Gage into finally co-hosting another episode. During a seasonally inappropriate snowfall, the dynamic duo take another walk in the middle of the night, and once again meet up with an old nemesis of theirs. Fear not however, as after the ordeal was over, they later had fun playing on the swings at the playground nearby.
https://archive.org/download/westbros-once-more-unto-the-coke-machine/WestbrosOnceMoreUntoTheCokeMachine.mp3
Just a whole mishmash of topics
https://archive.org/download/210318-ireland-europe-route-66/210318%20Ireland%2C%20Europe%20%26%20Route%2066.mp3
Nothing major was accomplished
https://archive.org/download/210317-lazy-afternoon/210317%20Lazy%20Afternoon.mp3
Flying Pinto go boom
https://archive.org/download/210314-automotive-exploits/210314%20Automotive%20Exploits.mp3
I make two mil every week just by vibin'
https://archive.org/download/210310-vibe-check/210310%20Vibe%20Check.mp3
Hey Jake! It's been so long! To be honest, I've always admired how [characteristic] you are! But aren't you tired of working your 9-5, listening to other podcasters? Well you could make your own! That's right! For just $3,000 you can join WESTBROS and start making podcasts from home today! Once you're part of the WESTBROS team, you just need to recruit more hosts to get on the show (maybe Gage?) and you'll be making back MEGA-BUCKS! It was great talking to you, and I can't wait to hear back about your decision on joining WESTBROS.
<3 -Maclane
https://archive.org/download/210307-our-secret-money-making-tips/210307%20Our%20Secret%20Money%20Making%20Tips.mp3
(insert current thing) is the WORST, and we're here to tell you why!
https://archive.org/download/210228-plastic-wrap-is-quite-versatile/210228%20Plastic%20Wrap%20is%20Quite%20Versatile.mp3
When you're three pukes deep and gotta podcast for a bit
https://archive.org/download/210221-tales-of-rotundity/210221%20Tales%20of%20Rotundity.mp3
I guess we're one of those lazy YouTube channels that just reads Reddit posts now.
https://archive.org/download/210218-stories-of-corpulence/210218%20Stories%20of%20Corpulence.mp3
Avengers: Infinifat War
https://archive.org/download/210214-king-spud-the-infinifats/210214%20King%20Spud%20%26%20The%20Infinifats.mp3
We cannot overstate how special this episode is.
https://archive.org/download/210203-a-very-special-episode/210203%20A%20Very%20Special%20Episode.mp3
Kinda a slow news day.
https://archive.org/download/210128-jillian-michaels-and-scam-emails/210128%20Jillian%20Michaels%20and%20Scam%20Emails.mp3
imagine not getting your 6-11 servings of grains every day
https://archive.org/download/210124-this-episode-brought-to-you-by-kelloggs/210124%20This%20Episode%20Brought%20to%20You%20by%20Kellogg%27s.mp3
bread
https://archive.org/download/210117-surprisingly-the-government-has-been-lying-to-us/210117%20Surprisingly%2C%20The%20Government%20Has%20Been%20Lying%20to%20Us.mp3
I just really like saying the word Fuzzbuster.
https://archive.org/download/210106-smokey-on-our-tail/210106%20Smokey%20on%20Our%20Tail.mp3
Maclane may have imbibed just a tad during his visit to the rainy state.
https://archive.org/download/201231-a-grand-old-new-years-eve/201231%20A%20Grand%20Old%20New%20Year%27s%20Eve.mp3
If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie...
https://archive.org/download/201220-a-very-sickly-christmas/201220%20A%20Very%20Sickly%20Christmas.mp3
Stumbling around in the snow searching for a Coke machine
https://archive.org/download/201214-gage-and-mac-take-a-walk/201214%20Gage%20and%20Mac%20Take%20a%20Walk.mp3
Ah, the beautiful sound of 70s K-Mart Christmastime in-store background music
https://archive.org/download/201213-a-miscellany-of-nonsense/201213%20A%20Miscellany%20of%20Nonsense.mp3
It's a nonspecific multicultural seasonal holiday miracle - Bronson is on Westbros! ...and he hates Christmas music.
https://archive.org/download/201211-bronson-hates-christmas-music/201211%20Bronson%20Hates%20Christmas%20Music.mp3
The trilogy concludes
https://archive.org/download/201126-the-thanksgiving-tapes-part-3/201126%20The%20Thanksgiving%20Tapes%2C%20Part%203.mp3
Woooooo
https://archive.org/download/201125-the-thanksgiving-tapes-part-2/201125%20The%20Thanksgiving%20Tapes%2C%20Part%202.mp3
That horrible sound quality can only mean one thing: Jake brought a portable cassette recorder to Potatoland.
https://archive.org/download/201123-the-thanksgiving-tapes-part-1/201123%20The%20Thanksgiving%20Tapes%2C%20Part%201.mp3
When a hot take is repeated by every major news outlet it gets kinda lukewarm.
https://archive.org/download/201122-lukewarm-turkey-takes/201122%20Lukewarm%20Turkey%20Takes.mp3
nothing to see here except terrible lofi audio.
https://archive.org/download/201116-tape-test-a-day-with-jake/201116%20Tape%20Test%20-%20A%20Day%20with%20Jake.mp3
Can't keep a good holiday down, no sir
https://archive.org/download/201115-thanksgiving-rebel-headquarters/201115%20Thanksgiving%20Rebel%20Headquarters.mp3
One in the morning seems like a good time to call someone up and record a podcast together
https://archive.org/download/201111-late-night-cast-session/201111%20Late%20Night%20Cast%20Session.mp3
Delusional ebay sellers are very funny to me, I don't know why.
https://archive.org/download/201108-karens-and-expensive-bears/201108%20Karens%20and%20Expensive%20Bears.mp3
Best candidate ever?
https://archive.org/download/201101-the-idaho-lorax/201101%20The%20Idaho%20Lorax.mp3
Snickers aren't that great. Hot take. Boom.
https://archive.org/download/201025-bad-candy-opinions/201025%20Bad%20Candy%20Opinions.mp3
You ever just stumble across an eBay manifesto?
https://archive.org/download/201011-really-good-deals/201011%20Really%20Good%20Deals.mp3
Let's bring Halloween back to its roots, like Lumpkin would have wanted.
https://archive.org/download/201004-spooky-season/201004%20Spooky%20Season.mp3
Ugh... it's cold out. And leaf raking is dangerous. And we can't escape the pumpkin spice everything. This is the worrrrrrrrrrrst.
https://archive.org/download/200920-the-hottest-of-takes/200920%20The%20Hottest%20of%20Takes.mp3
Featuring buried cars, country music and a call to the PSL hotline
https://archive.org/download/200913-falls-arrival/200913%20Fall%27s%20Arrival.mp3
A fun little Sunday afternoon story
https://archive.org/download/200802-politics-and-protests/200802%20Politics%20and%20Protests.mp3
The rat is dead. Long live the rat.
https://archive.org/download/200705-in-memorium-of-chuck/200705%20In%20Memorium%20of%20Chuck.mp3
Today on Westbros; Father's Day, Bazooka Joe, a country music quiz and more...
https://archive.org/download/200621-put-that-in-your-pipe-and-smoke-it_202006/200621%20Put%20That%20in%20Your%20Pipe%20and%20Smoke%20It.mp3
...and other boring things.
https://archive.org/download/200510-the-bros-plan-a-trip/200510%20The%20Bros%20Plan%20A%20Trip.mp3
Jake's cranky and he's not afraid to share it
https://archive.org/download/200419-the-natives-are-getting-restless/200419%20The%20Natives%20Are%20Getting%20Restless.mp3
I'm so lonely
https://archive.org/download/200329isolationblues/200329%20Isolation%20Blues.mp3
It be crazy out there
https://archive.org/download/200317quarantineupdate/200317%20Quarantine%20Update.mp3
In which Jake ends the recording by spilling juice like an actual five year old. https://archive.org/download/200223randomamazonreviews/200223%20Random%20Amazon%20Reviews.mp3
Crazy Eddie... he really WAS crazy.
https://archive.org/download/200209thewikipediarabbithole/200209%20The%20Wikipedia%20Rabbit%20Hole.mp3
Whatever happened to Charlie Cheese...
https://archive.org/download/200202raisingourbrandawareness/200202%20Raising%20Our%20Brand%20Awareness.mp3
We recorded this around Thanksgiving but it wasn't interesting so I never uploaded it. But here it is anyway.
https://archive.org/download/191128testingtheaudiencespatience/191128%20Testing%20the%20Audience%27s%20Patience.mp3
The tension mounts as we wonder whether Jake will be stuck in an airport for Thanksgiving...https://archive.org/download/191124stormsabrewin/191124%20Storm%27s%20A-Brewin%27.mp3
...and ends n' odds.
https://archive.org/download/191117thanksgivingoddsnends/191117%20Thanksgiving%20Odds%20n%27%20Ends.mp3
Events conspired against us today.
https://archive.org/download/191110theworstepisodeever/191110%20The%20Worst%20Episode%20Ever.mp3
Won't someone please think of the turkeys?
https://archive.org/download/191103thegreatturkeyheist/191103%20The%20Great%20Turkey%20Heist.mp3
Hey, Gage is still alive
https://archive.org/download/191027gagereturnshalloweenpranksthebutterballhotline/191027%20Gage%20Returns%2C%20Halloween%20Pranks%20%26%20The%20Butterball%20Hotline.mp3
Ciara has some issues...
https://archive.org/download/191020youreameanonemrs.grinch/191020%20You%27re%20A%20Mean%20One%2C%20Mrs.%20Grinch.mp3
Won't you help Cliff Dawson?
https://archive.org/download/191013cliffdawsonneedsafriend/191013%20Cliff%20Dawson%20Needs%20A%20Friend.mp3
Mountain Monsters features prominently today.
https://archive.org/download/191006nowwithsmoothjazz/191006%20Now%20With%20Smooth%20Jazz.mp3
You ever just keep rambling after you've recorded a different podcast and just uploaded it as its own episode for another show no one hears? Just me? Ok then.
https://archive.org/download/100930onairproductionmeeting/100930%20On%20Air%20Production%20Meeting.mp3
https://archive.org/download/technicaldifficulties_201909/Technical%20Difficulties.mp3
This show is a hot mess
We turned a microphone on and talked for a good bit
https://archive.org/download/westbros01/westbros01.mp3