Today on The Social, where are the Royals? Prince William was a no-show at his godfather’s funeral and Kate Middleton hasn't been seen since her surgery around Christmas. And, do you expect your kid to be your friend? Then, can party hats end arguments? And, should you be able to use the toilet when you're at a comedy show? Plus, it’s a world of pure imagination and nightmare! A Willy Wonka experience was so disappointing people called the police!