This is the episode of the Shark Pact that the GOVERNMENT doesn't want you to listen to. Or should I say the LIZARD-MENT? Put our FREEDOM AUDIO in your EAR HOLES and STOP DRINKING THE WATER. That's where the reptilians put their eggs. Ian and Mizha risk life and limb to discuss the dark truth behind High School Musical, jam out to a song written by Elon Musk, and try to justify Mizha's disturbing willingness to murder clones of herself. Birds aren't real.

This week's segments: ManipulaTED; Elon, Dream On!; Would You Rather Tennis or Walk a Dog