BUFF 

I am running and lifting weights all day

Bending and stretching, swimming through 

Chlorine infested waters that would kill 

A shark the way a salt bath melts a snail 

On a green garden path. I am dieting and 

Taking pills of every size, colour and description

Hoping for a body that will give you chills

Thrills and make you wet with anticipation

Even though i know you don’t give a damn

About any of this, well don’t care much

Anyway, don’t crave muscles and a well tanned

Hide, just want me, my body, such 

As it is, because it’s got me inside it

There all the time, i guess, but it took you to find it