Our presenter, Gervaise Sareen, reveals how an OFF-line dating agency refuses to hold hands with apps and websites, whilst the owner stoically defends his single status.

Cast:

Presenter - Nigel Pilkington

Ronnie - David Holt

Tim-Yêu - Jenny Bryce

The Major - David Shaw-Parker

Norman - Alan Marriott

Additional characters by Gina Murray, Glen McCready, Steven Kynman

Directed by Nigel Pilkington

Theme tune by Michael Bennett

Audio engineering and post-production by Holly Parris

Recorded at ID Audio, London

(c) Nigel Pilkington & Peter Cragg 2020