IN THE NEWSPAPER TODAY: in no particular order - with me joining the headlines into a single story - it reads…

“Immunity task force unable to compile national data, (someone is) finding her identity, (in) a dream in tatters, (wondering) how Arctic towns are dealing with vanishing permafrost, (and thinking about the) 779 days that Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor have been jailed in China, (meanwhile a) woman (is) left shaken after arrest by RCMP, (and) Farmer protests take violent turn in India’s Capital. Ugandan Troops withdraw, (but know) We’re here for you, (and that) School officials in hot spots express concern, (all the while) beading lessons reconnect a mother to her culture. (There is) The January Sale, (and) The Big Thaw: what Arctic Towns on sinking foundations think, (asking the question) do we need tougher travel rules? (Let’s get) Unstuck, America, America, (considering the) General Rule, (that) It Matters who the governor-general is, (as a) filmmaker revisits his grandmother’s story, (and we stay in) travel bubbles, (in) four fun diversions, (building) Immunity, (and all the while are) out-earned, outnumbered, and outranked.”