Attn: This episode contains patches of JB and his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad audio that he deeply apologizes for.  A dog ate his microphone.  But no worries, he gets the last laugh there.

In this passionate episode (Wherefore art thou bleep button?) our hosts first raise a glass to the USPS.  JB and Zach discuss the history of the Postal Service which predates the country itself, before exploring how it correlates to the podcast's core mission.  As part of the discussion they share their thoughts on the battle being waged currently on both it's present functions and future viability.  Then (33:25) JB pours out his second topic, starting in North Korea with a shocking story involving man's best friend that somehow sloshes all over the counter in the subsequent conversation.  They somehow shake up the chat into a debate about personal property rights, political ideology, and a slightly disturbing childhood story all in one.  For the last call (53:18) Zach again enlightens us on the world of roadway lighting.  This time discussing red light cameras as they look at some changes quietly made to make an already frustrating "advancement in technology" and even worse, how cities are abusing yellow lights!