It's a fascinating question to ponder.

Let's say, for argument's sake, that you are the head of the most powerful nation on the planet. Let's also assume, as part of this hypothetical situation, that you want to pull your troops out of a foreign country. Finally, let's pretend that this nation was inhabited by a terrorist organization that was your sworn enemy.

How would you go about the withdrawal?

Would you announce that you were leaving months ahead of time? Would you extract the military first and evacuate the citizens second? Would you allow the terrorists to oversee security? Would you give them a list of the people you needed help getting out? Would you say the operation had gone perfectly after over a dozen American servicemen were killed as a result of your poor planning?

We doubt so, and that's why we decided to spend this episode talking about the worst possible ways to conduct a military withdrawal. It might seem trivial and pointless, but after listening to this  exciting and enthralling installment of We The Patriots you'll know how to do things the worst way possible. 

It's foreign policy for dummies, after all.