We’re starting Ecclesiastes? You mean the one where everything is meaningless? Yes siree. But it doesn’t really say ‘meaningless’. That’s just a bad English translation. What? But my NIV says… Yeah, I know. *fistfight and denominational split ensues.

Sorry guys. Our copywriter went a bit over. He says it’s the truth. Sigh, writers. There is really nothing new under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 01 Everything you want is smoke