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Did you love watching "B" TV and movies growing up? Like, those epically underrated programs that came on at midnight on a Tuesday? Those programs that brought you so much joy, and captivated you, but for all the wrong reasons? Well, if you did then you've come to the right place, buster! We LOVE everything about them; The characters, the storylines, the plot twists - it's all so incredible! So come listen along with us as we hilariously retell in story form some of the greatest TV shows and movie gems of the past.
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The Neverending Story is a beloved masterpiece so they thought surely they could recreate the magic...
But they couldn't, unfortunately.
The Neverending Story is a mess from the beginning. Bastian is back, yet again being bullied. He is trying to overcome his fears as well as deal with his dad who is only focused on getting laid...
There's a new villain in Fantasia and she's trying to bring order to the chaos. She has a creepy bird man spy and a memory stealing machine and she's after Atreyu and Bastian on her way to usurp the kingdom from Childlike Empress...
Let's hop on Falcor and fly to Fantasia!
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This movie was a real challenge for many reasons... We both watched it, rewound it, and then rewound it again and used subtitles hoping that that would make it easier to understand but unfortunately, we were wrong.
There is absolutely nothing that would make this movie make sense...
But holy cow did we have a party recording this episode. We were laughing so hard we couldn't breathe (Kolin pretty literally!) and we are still talking about this episode to this day and it will go down in infamy.
Please join us on a journey to the planet Zeist where we witness a sacred lightening ceremony, Sean Connery is resurrected with a pearl earring, time makes no sense, people are sizzled from the ozone layer, and The Shield Corp. is reigning over a dark, dank planet earth longing to see the sunshine.
Enjoy Highlander 2: The Quickening/Renegade Version!
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If you thought Grease was horny - Grease 2 is here to take it to fully hornt.
School is back in session and we have a new cast (with a couple of familiar faces) ready to party.
We learn all about the protocol to be a Pink Lady or a T-Bird, we have a love triangle with only two people because someone's living a double life, we have an attempted murder no one seems to mind, and of course a giant talent show.
Join us back at Rydell High!
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We love shark movies, what can we say?
And a great shark sequel?! Sign us up!
Deep Blue Sea waited 19 years to make a sequel and it's because they wanted to reuse the whole plot from the first one...
We're back with Dr. Misty Calhoun, a shark specialist, and Durant - and evil billionaire with lab sharks who is taking an experimental drug...
How do you think this plays out?
Enjoy Deep Blue Sea 2!
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We survived the mess that was All's Fair and we are now emerging like butterflies from the cocoon.
Season 9 is finally here and we are covering the best of the worst sequels we could find!
Starting with Jaws 2, the sad attempt at riding the wave of the success of the first one, this movie finds the whole town of Amity absolutely flabbergasted that a shark might be on the hunt - as if they weren't all terrorized by a shark only four years prior!
We are so excited to be back with new movies and can't wait to share them!
Enjoy Jaws 2!
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We have finally (thank god) come to the end of this series...
The law offices are in total disarray, Liberty is about to get married, Carr is plotting murder, and we have lost all traces of Chase and Milan.
We regret choosing this show, but we don't regret sharing it with all of you.
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We are gearing up for a new season! This new season we will be covering the best of the worst movie sequels and we can not wait to share them with you - so we are giving you a little preview of what's to come!
Next week we will celebrate the finale of All's Fair (thank God!) and then we will premiere the new season... so get ready!
In the meantime, don't forget we have a Patreon with over 40 full episodes!
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They've officially lost the plot entirely...
We are no closer to understanding anything and at this point we just can't wait for this whole thing to be over.
The women go to Fashion Week, Dina is somehow suddenly obsessed with adding Carr to the team and we can't figure out why... Carr and Chase start a kinky (but not really) relationship and Allura finally cuts Chase out of her life.
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Allura is letting go of her marriage with Chase, and he's out to make amends... but he doesn't quite know what that entails.
Dina, on the other hand, is not letting go of Dougie and hangs out with his dead body for an extended period of time.
Carr and Liberty are competing out of nowhere, and then Allura circles back to Chase...
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The time has come for Allura and Chase to officially divorce - and we get to be a fly on the wall for the entirety of the negotiations...
Carrington and Alberta have a lot of tricks up their respective sleeves to make sure they kick @ss (wasabi handkerchief, anyone?)... but of course Emerald has been digging deep and has the biggest surprise of all.
It all culminates in Carrington having her biggest breakdown ever (we didn't think they could top the fecal matter bouquet but we were wrong).
As a bonus, Kolin also learns about turtleneck dickies and his whole world is blown wide open...
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The Law Firm is bustling... and in all the bustle we get a new side of Carrington.
We meet Carrington's daughter, her baby daddy, and her new law partner. We guess they are trying to humanize her, but we aren't sure how successful they are.
Also, Liberty has to sign a prenup, there is the worst, cringiest scene involving hair washing, a DUI and a sensual breathalyzer, and the murder mystery continues...
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We're back with our favorite Girl Boss Baddies!
Every puts on their detective hats for this one - in some cases literally, because Emerald Green is full Carmen Sandiego mode...
Carrington is back all gas and no brakes and ready to burn everyone down as always.
Enjoy Episode 4 of All's Fair!
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Were back at the by-women for-women law firm we all know and love...
And things are heating up!
The women are trying to avoid aging and doing their best to fight gravity, but are they wasting their time fighting... other women?
Jessica Simpson has a memorable stint as a wife who is looking to get her life (and face) back from her gross husband, Milan ditches Chase, Doug gets some bad news, and Allura finds a way towards peace.
Enjoy Episode 3 of All's Fair, I Want Revenge
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Well we're back at this Feminist Law Firm and ready for business!
Allura is gearing up for her contentious divorce and getting a lawyer (surprise! it's Dina!), Carrington still has only vengeance on her mind after ten years, Liberty is doubting her perfect man, and the girls all take a private jet for some much needed retail therapy - with a side of revenge, of course!
And lest we forget - our queen Elizabeth Berkley makes an appearance (albeit a brief one).
Join us for the drama of Episode 2: When We Were Young
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We are doing something a little different between seasons this time... we are covering the Hulu Show All's Fair while we prep for a new season of movies!
We were rooting for everyone in this whole debacle - but there's a reason it has 6% on Rotten Tomatoes...
But it makes great podcast content!
So enjoy this little detour through the high fashion, big money, girl power, lady boss world of LA Lawyers.
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We are getting ready to start a new season here on the main feed, and we are so excited for what is coming - but today we are excited to be starting a new series on Patreon and we wanted to share the first episode with you here free so you could hop on the train to Nashville over on Patreon!
Our Patreon is only $5/month and right now there are 25 episodes and exclusive video content for you to binge! You get a new episode every week that's only for Patrons in addition to the weekly episodes released in the public feed, and we get to have some fun and silly conversations over there with all the Nightwatchers...
9-1-1 Nashville is going to be a wild ride... kind of like when you ride a horse... at a rodeo...
Saddle up!
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We are working hard on next season, but in the meantime, we are finishing up this season of Baywatch Nights on Patreon and we wanted to share this preview with you! This is from Episode 8: Last Breath and trust us when we say this will take your breath away...
Right now we have 21 full episodes (21 hours!) on Patreon and next week will be number 22 - the final episode of Baywatch Nights - and we are in mourning that it's coming to an end. We have had an absolute blast covering this season on Patreon and we've shared so many laughs...
Enjoy this preview and consider checking us out on Patreon and we will see you back here for another season soon!
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This movie came to us as if by fate... we had not planned on doing it, and had a few other Christmas/Holiday movies in mind, and we were just going to watch this movie for fun.
However, about 10 minutes in we knew we needed to share it with the podcast community because it blew our minds!
Even though it's called Elves, there's only one, and he's more like a goblin. Beyond that there's incest, N*zis, cats, department stores, mom boobs, cartons of cigarettes, libraries (private and public), shootouts, anti-Christmas witches, and more!
Cozy up by the fire and get ready for a wacky journey... it's Dan Haggerty's world folks, and we're just living in it.
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It's that time of year... Where we honor the Prince of Aldovia and his new love.
This trilogy is one of our favorites and we haven't revisited it in quite some time so it was like seeing an old friend.
'Tis the season to celebrate our favorite hype queen, secret acorns, and so many snowball fights...
Enjoy this re-edited Episode of A Christmas Prince!
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We were rooting for you, M. Night! We were all rooting for you!
Honestly, we've been in M. Night's corner longer than most people. We really wanted this to be good...
But there is no redemption for this movie other than this podcast episode which we think you will enjoy! For as bad as this movie was, we absolutely had a blast trying to work out the logistics of this beach. But the Mid-Size Sedan mystery will never be solved...
Enjoy a private beach, a lot of exposition, all of the mysteries... and most bizarrely of all - the pharmaceutical company!
It won't ever get OLD to make fun of this movie!
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This was requested multiple times and we can see why!
A space adventure involving ice, toilets, castration, little ponytails, time warps, and space herpes is bound to be a classic!
This gem was a cocktail of everything that makes a great B-movie... the dialogue was comical, the sets were cardboard and plywood, the costumes looked like leftover items forgotten in the costumes warehouse all thrown together...
So of course we loved it!
So chill out, and enjoy Ice Pirates!
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Back with another listener request - and somehow another movie about live action Kangaroo warriors?
Warriors of Virtue was really going for something... but whether or not they achieved it is a different story.
We start with a Kung Fu Kitchen Master and right when you think the story is going in one direction - they karate chop you into another movie! We end up in a fantasy land filled with one of our favorite villains (second only to The Darkness from Legend, obviously), Komodo, who is flamboyantly trying to steal all the Zubrium from the Tao and only Ryan, along with the Warriors of Virtue, can stop him!
And don't ask us about the ending because we're not sure!
Journey with us to Tao, and meet Master Chung and his terrifying Kangaroo Warriors of Virtue!
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For some reason this file was just too darn big (we guess we just couldn't stop talking about this insane movie?) so it had to be broken up into two parts!
Here's Part Two of Warriors of Virtue!
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If you put all the late 90's and early 2000's disaster movies in a blender... this would be the result.
A 2 hour and 15 minute mish mash of every bad trope, all the bad dialogue, very faulty science, and very good actors doing a very bad job (or very good actors doing a very bad movie).
It turns out The Core of the earth has stopped spinning (why? just you wait)... and the only way to restart it is to travel there, and detonate bombs - obviously.
Come with us on this journey to the center of the earth (but no, not that movie) as we join Hillary Swank, Stanley Tucci, and Aaron Eckhart on a mission to restart the earth's heart. And maybe, just maybe, you'll find a piece of your own heart along the way... (just kidding you won't)
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We're back with another listener request: Teen Witch!
Another new to us masterpiece that has made us better people. Unlike Miss Serena who is just an absolute force of chaos.
Between all the musical numbers, the sexual fantasies, the rap battles, and the hair... we find Louise and Brad. Just two kids trying to find their way through high school.
Until Louise finds out she's a teen witch and unleashes her powers on the school.
Teen Witch is an absolute work of art.
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We're back to our regularly scheduled season with another listener request, the 1995 cult classic, Tank Girl!
We had never seen or heard of this movie, believe it or not! And boy were we missing out. This Manic Pixie Tank Girl post apocalyptic fever dream was a revelation...
Between The Rippers, Tank Girl, Jet Girl, Water and Power and and quick stop at Liquid Silver... the well never runs dry.
Join us in the fight for water and don't forget all of your accessories... you will apparently need a ton of them!
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This season we are doing listener requests, but this is our one exception! In honor of the halloween season we are covering this classic from the 90s...
Join us as we go back to the Croaker Queen Pageant, fishing boats, bangs, boobs and plot holes of this slasher film.
Enjoy your Spooky Season!
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Next up in our season of listener requests is LadyHawke, a fantastical tale of lovers cursed by an evil bishop and bound to spend half their lives as animals at different times... always together, but never together...
Matthew Broderick starts an accent but gives up on it pretty quickly, and Michelle Pfeiffer is beautiful as always despite the haircut.
Join us on a journey to break the curse, kick the bishop's ass, and reunite the lovers as humans again.
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WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK for Season 8!
This season we are covering the movies recommended to us by listeners and we are SO excited to share them!
We are opening the season with a real banger: the 1982 cinematic wonderland known as Beastmaster.
If you've ever wondered what a tiger using Loreal would look like, then you're in luck!
Dar has the mark of glory, and he's on a quest for revenge and greatness... but Rip Torn and his butterface witches are doing their best to keep that from happening.
But Dar has a secret weapon: He can talk to animals with his mental windchime.
Join us, along with Dar and his gang of animals to the booby trapped pyramid to save the sexy slave, reign in glory, end his revenge era and elevate both the animal and human kingdoms... but NEVER - and we repeat - NEVER wear a shirt!
Become a BEASTMASTER!
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The Black and White Affair was a bust... but can they redeem themselves with the Bonfire?
Kristin and Jessica are cooking dinner for the boys, LC is still silently pining after Stephen... and Morgan and Christina are getting big news (although it's not good news for Morgan).
Come join us for Laguna Beach!
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It's here! We are starting our side quest: Rewatch Does Reality!
There are shows we never got the privilege of watching because we didn't have cable... it might be 20 years too late, but better late than never!
Join us as we meet LC, Kristin, Lo, Christina, Morgan, Talon, Stephen and Trey for the first time, and get to know this crazy bunch of kids!
As we previously discussed, we will release these on the main feed until our new season starts, and then it will have its own feed...
Let's Party at Laguna Beach!
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We are up to some fun and we wanted to tell you all about it! This is just a little chatty episode to update you on everything we have in store!
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Someone's doing experiments and they are getting out of hand, but have no fear, Mitch and Diamont and Ryan are on the case, with a little help from Griff (emphasis on "little").
Enjoy Episode 2, and remember that after this episode, you will be able to find the rest of our Baywatch Nights coverage on our Patreon weekly!
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We have a couple new things coming down the pipeline... and this is one of them!
You might not have heard that there was a short-lived series called Baywatch Nights... Wherein Mitch becomes a night detective!
However, even LESSER known, is that the second season of Baywatch Nights leaned into the X-Files vibes in order to improve ratings...
But, surprisingly, it didn't work.
However, when we found out about this, we jumped on this midnight train faster than you could say Hasselhoff!
We're giving you a preview of these episodes here in the main feed, but the rest of the season will be on Patreon!
And keep your eyes peeled...because we have another surprise coming up before our next season of movies starts!
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Well, we left Twilight, but we couldn't leave it alone...
We are about to come back with an ALL NEW season, so stay tuned!
But - we recorded an extra little treat for you in between with a friend of the podcast!
We talk about our favorite Twilight memories, we theorize about lore, we ask the hard questions, we get creative, and we fondly remember the Twilight series before we officially move on.
Always remember, Never Forget.
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Oh Geez... We can't believe we've spent this many hours of our lives talking about Twilight, but now we are a little sad it's all coming to a close...
Renesmee has been born and is the scariest nightmare baby - but she's well loved - because when the Volturi come, she's got a whole army behind her.
Come with us on the International Tour of Vamps as we meet Vamps from all over the world as they congregate in Forks to... be... witnesses? But also maybe fight?
Renesmee is the savior baby who brings a global and multicultural event into fruition and while it's confusing to us, we respect it. It's Vamp rules. Mount Up.
Come with us as the sun goes down on Breaking Dawn Part 2...
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Like Bella at the end of this movie... we were down, but we weren't out!
We have revived to bring you the next episode in the Twilight Saga... the Penultimate Movie in the series.
This movie sees Bella and Edward FINALLY getting hitched and able to fully act on their lustful thoughts... at least for a moment.
Come with us to a wedding for the cousin drama, strange toasts, and big vamp energy... and stay for the worst honeymoon imaginable!
We are coming close to the end of these movies and it's starting to feel like we've never known a time when we weren't talking about the Twilight Universe...
Open your eyes and look at the sun, because Dawn is Breaking!
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We apologize again for the delay in getting to the final two movies in the Twilight Series... It's been a rough couple of weeks.
Luckily, we had this unreleased episode in the wings just waiting for its time to shine!
This is one of our "One of Us Watches a Movie and Tells the Other One the Plot" episodes. We recorded it a while back but never released it because it never felt like the right time... Until now.
And let us just say - Moonfall the movie is about something different than what Kolin thinks Moonfall the movie is about, but either way, the actual movie is a disaster and this episode honors that disaster in its own way.
Please join us on a journey that's out of this world, as we fall in love with Moonfall.
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We had a death in the family, and so we are unable to release a new episode in the Twilight Series this week...
But we are re-releasing a newly edited and remastered episode of our coverage of Alone in the Dark!
This episode was an experiment at the time... Kolin couldn't find Alone in the Dark streaming overseas, and so Kaydence decided to just tell him what the movie was about... and it resulted in an absolutely bonkers episode that became one of our favorites.
This movie is awful, but this episode is a joy.
Don't worry, you're not Alone in the Dark, because we're right there with you in the dark of this plot.
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We did it!
We only have one episode dedicated to Eclipse and we avoided having to break it up into two parts. We considered it a victory to whittle down this grotesquely long movie into just one episode... But even at 90 minutes we still didn't have time to include the half dozen flashbacks with the detailed backstories of each character in the Cullen Clan... But we think you'll live.
Things get crazy in Eclipse. Jacob professes his love (again), Bella tries to seduce Edward (but he's old fashioned), Victoria is heading up and army of newborn Vamps out of Seattle but still finding time to commute to Forks, and Edward won't stop proposing to Bella. Just what will happen?!
Join us for this Total Eclipse of the Heart.
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Well, no matter how much we make fun of these movies, we just can't stop yapping about them, so the joke's on us.
This week we bring you the second half of New Moon.
This half covers Jacob's full Werewolf transformation, Edward's trip to Italy, Bella's adrenaline rushing, Victoria's casual part time hunting, shirtless boys, and scarred fiancees... and lots and lots of rain.
Sit, back, relax, and join us while we howl at this New Moon... again?
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It happened again... We went into this episode thinking we would cover the whole thing in one go... but d*mn you, Stephanie Meyers! You and your complex stories and characters! Argh!
Because we find ourselves again breaking this movie into 2 parts.
In New Moon we learn about the Volturi, and the nonsensical vampire laws... we hear how much Edward loves Bella and how much he would die without her for ten straight minutes until he wakes up one day and abandons her... we learn about how much Alice has been DREAMING about throwing Bella a birthday party... and we also see the transformation of Jacob, because he's now hulked out.
We hope you'll be howling at New Moon Part 1. Get it? Cause Werewolves...?
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Last week it turned out that Twilight was just too deep and too intense to cover in just one episode, despite our best intentions...
So we are back this week with Part 2!
Night Baseball! Fur Coats! Italian Dinners! Ruling the School! And many Tree Top Adventures await you in part 2 of Twilight!
Will Bella and Edward end up together despite their endless back and and forth? Will the rogue vampires find Bella and decide they are obsessed with her like everyone else? Will Rosalie keep wearing her bedazzled stilettos?
Get all this answers in this week's episode: Twilight Part 2!
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We've got a real treat for all of you before we come back for a full season:
We are covering the Twilight series!
We thought it was a trilogy, and then found out it had five movies, so yay? And secondly, we were covering the first movie, and we intended to do it all at once, but it turns out it's a long movie, and we had a lot to say, so this is only part 1 of the first movie.
So enjoy the cliffhanger and we will be back next week with part 2! Will Bella find out Edward is a vampire? Will she tell him? Will they fall in love? Will we find out more about her pet cactus? Will Jacob get a haircut? Will she keep being the clumsiest klutz of all klutzes?
Find out SOME of the answers in: Twilight, Part 1!
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Alright, so the final re-release of the in B-tween season time (get it?) is Freshwater!
We did a whole season of creature features, as they are probably our favorite genre of movie... and even though we have some true masterpieces in that season (Sabretooth, Snowbeast, Sand Sharks, etc...), Freshwater came to the top of the list for us.
A drunk gator expert, a sex house island, an albino alligator, a sassy grandma, and a sheriff who just wants to retire, dammit! Oh, and the wooden beach road, of course.
With a special appearance from the magpies stalking Kolin.
We still quote Brenda the Alligator Expert to this day, and we hope she finds a home in your heart like she did in ours.
Enjoy this re-edited and re-freshed Freshwater!
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Let us tell you a tale...
Once upon a time, there was a film that caused Kolin to fall down a deep, dark, hole of madness and fury... He hit rock bottom that day. And he's never been the same again.
That movie was Face/Off
And just like the main characters of this movie, he emerged a different person.
Today we are revisiting that journey with a newly refreshed, Face/Off episode.
We will keep an eye on Kolin though, because this might trigger him.
Join us for a fresh-faced FACE/OFF
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This week we are revisiting an episode of Kolin's choice...
It's the story of a cat...within a cat... but the cat within the cat is a demon cat... we think?
It's the least efficient creature to prey on people, and they aimed really high, but we're not sure it was a homerun.
Come with us for the code red, runaway cat, college kids on spring break, a rich guy with a yacht trying to outrun the SEC, a captain trying to earn her boat back, and a couple of henchmen on the side... Oh wait - we can't forget the sex. Or the idea of it.
We formally invite you to join us while we revisit Uninvited!
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Last week we re-released listener favorite, Hell Comes to FrogTown...
This week, Kaydence chose her favorite episode (well, definitely in the top three, it's so hard to choose!):
BATTLEFIELD EARTH
This episode still makes us cry laughing, and it will always bring us joy.
We originally recorded this for Kaydence's birthday a couple of years ago... but really, the Battlefield Earth Episode is the gift that keeps on giving...
Join us in the world of Psychlos, Man-Animals, Skull-Bones, and Picto-Cams for this Crap-Lousy masterpiece.
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While we are in B-tween (get it?) seasons, we are revisiting (and re-editing) some of our favorite episodes...
Hell Comes to Frogtown is a listener favorite. It's by far our most downloaded episode and it's easy to see (hear?) why. The movie itself is wild, and things get silly as we try to figure out the logistics of Human/Frog Reproduction.
Beautiful Burlesque Frogs, Sexy Nurses, Sam Hell, and Commander Toady are just some of the characters you will meet... in Frogtown.
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This was a movie that scared parents and children equally...
When the country was in the grips of the Satanic Panic, some groups tried to make us believe that games like Dungeons and Dragons would actually infect the brains of the youths and cause permanent insanity because they render the players unable to delineate the game from reality and players will ultimately descend into madness!
Tom Hanks stars in this extending PSA warning us of the dangers of world-building games...
1982 was a confusing time for us all...
Join us as Kaydence walks Kolin through the plot of Mazes and Monsters!
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We picked Willow for this week, and right after we finished recording, it was announced that Val Kilmer had passed... We are so sad, we loved him so much, and we are so happy we were able to revisit this Val Kilmer classic at a serendipitous time. May you rest in peace, Madmartigan.
Willow is an 80s fantasy adventure in the theme of movies that scared us as children... the baby sacrificing, the army turned to pigs, the devil dogs, and more... Join us as we cover Willow.
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This was requested for our current season because of the lasting nightmares caused by the ghost of Large Marge for many children of the 80s...
We didn't know what to expect, but we loved Pee Wee and his big adventure! This movie has it all -- contraptions, hitchhiking, bike thieves, psychics, ghost truckers, rodeos, creepy medical clowns, and The Alamo!
And best of all - NO bullies!
Join us for Pee Wee's Big Adventure!
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Because we are doing a season of the movies that scared the sh*t out of us as kids, we have re-edited our Return to Oz Episode to re-lease it as part of this season, since it fits right in!
This version of Oz is absolute Nightmare Fuel, but we guess we also got Bellina out of it, so it's not all bad!
Join us for a headless Queen, a Gay King who loves snacks and game night, an existential crisis, a pumpkin head who just wants a mother, and Tick Tock, the least practical protector ever created...
And of course, Dorothy, who is just trying to keep her little baby brain from being shocked out of her head!
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The Peanut Butter Solution has no solution... There isn't even an equation. There are a dozen different story lines and we never really get a clear picture of any of them...
Michael has had a fright and is dealing with a devastating case of baldness, Connie is out of control in every way, and Suze is just desperately trying to keep her family together!
That doesn't even cover the art teacher stealing people's identities, the paintbrushes made out of human hair, and the ghosts of the "winos" wandering around...
Come with us on yet another journey through childhood trauma...
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If you've ever wondered what it would like to see your nightmares put to film... wonder no more.
The Garbage Pail Kids has it all: a kid with no home, a sweat shop, space garbage, grown ups bullying children, fashion shows, full size dolls come to life, music, and a mysterious worldly captain, a bar fight, and every single gross bodily function!
The Garbage Pail Kids was like a visit to another terrifying dimension and we had fun for every single minute of it.
The nightmares are totally worth it.
Also, Mandie is joining us again for this one!
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In this beautiful world of imagination, we go on an adventure unlike any other.
We LOVE this movie, but two things can be true at the same time: it's magnificent, AND parts of it traumatized us when we were little. It was a lot to process for our little minds!
We had a blast doing this episode with our friend, Mandie!
Join us in Fantasia!
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- Intro Ends and Recap begins at 4:26 *
This season we continue our journey through the movies that scared the sht out of us in our childhood... today we are talking about a sassy villain (second only to the gnome QUEEN in Return to Oz), a magical forest, a unicorn horn, a hrny fairy, and a young couple who are supposed to be in love we guess...
Starring the babiest Tom Cruise and Mia Sara, along with the fiercest Tim Curry as The Big D - come with us on a journey through... LEGEND!
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Wowee Zowee
When a follower recommended we do the sequel to this movie, we realized we had never even seen the first one, so we are covering that one first.
Magic in the Mirror is an absolutely bonker balls tale of people sized ducks, marital problems, family dynamics, boiling people, physicists, dumb botanists, and a doppleganger.
Join us for our first time watching Magic in the Mirror!
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We took a little Holiday break and now we are BACK for SEASON 7!
There was a time when kids movies were... Intense.
Maybe more intense than our little brains were ready for.
We are dedicating this season to all the movies that gave us nightmares as children... And we're working through our complicated feelings.
Come with us, it's a safe space, and we will hold your hand through this landscape of childhood scaries!
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It's almost here!
Our new season is right around the corner... and we're asking you to revisit the movies that left their marks on your child psyche...
You know the ones: Magic in the Mirror, The Last Unicorn, Return to Oz, The Witches... etc... The movies that were somehow marketed for children but became the authors of our collective nightmares.
Get ready to process all those feelings!
Starting in February!
We've kept you in suspense long enough... It's time for Part 2 of The Boy Next Door, the final movie in our Jennifer Lopez trilogy.
Noah has officially cracked, and two grown ass women concoct a kookie plan to wrangle a psycho!
Come to our stalker basement and enjoy the finale of The Boy Next Door...
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As we promised, we are bringing our Jennifer Lopez trilogy to an end... We are covering The Boy Next Door in two parts. We're pretty sure AI wrote this script, or maybe it was someone's first draft that got greenlit before it could be finished.
Did we mean to do that? Not necessarily... but we think the suspense will have you on the edge of your seat as you count down the days until next week's episode brings you the conclusion of this thriller.
Enjoy The Boy Next Door, Pt. 1
Part 2 in our Jennifer Lopez trilogy is the documentary that accompanied that Movie Musical Extravaganza we covered last week...
We applaud Jennifer's drive and her work ethic, but we also just want to give her a hug.
Enjoy The Greatest Love Story Never Told... that got told... in this documentary.
We are here in the inbetween season time to bring you the promised holy trilogy... The first of which is the Jennifer Lopez Movie Musical Extravaganza: This is Me... Now
We've watched this multiple times, so ultimately, the joke is on us.
Stay tuned for our recap of the accompanying documentary...
Also, this was supposed to be a mini-sode, but let's face it, we are incapable of that. Somehow we made a 50 minute Movie Musical Extravaganza into over an hour...
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Season 6 officially comes to a close with an epic tale of Greece, wobbly legs, friendship, genius, and bat babies...
We really ended with a bang for this one. Jared Leto leads this tiny flying mammal journey... He might be a genius, but he's snarky as hell and it gets old really quick.
However you feel about Jared Leto, this is an episode worth listening to, because just like Morbius couldn't make enough CGI bats, we had so much material we couldn't make enough jokes!
Use your best bat ears, and echolocate your way to this episode of B-Watch Rewatch.
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Before Ryan Reynolds was the beloved Deadpool, he was the Green Lantern! We could argue about who is the superior hero, but we wouldn't need to, because we'd be on the same side! It's Clearly Hal Jordan, AKA The Green Lantern.
Between all the unresolved Father issues the men in this movie are dealing with, we learn a lot about the colors green and yellow, pilots of all kinds, and Taika Waititi is a very under-utilized and poorly developed comedic sidekick.
Enjoy!
This episode has a few funky moments with the audio, but they pass
What the HEX is this movie?! If ever there was a romantic counterpart to our favorite red leather lady Elektra, Jonah would be him. Kinda has a power, kinda is trained, is very very stoic, and has a vague connection with another culture.
Let us not forget, Megan Fox is the rag tag sex worker with gorgeous penmanship, shooting skills, and the tiniest corset you ever saw.
Oh! and the President just absolutely loves planning parties!
Jump on your horse and let's ride!
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We do you get when you cross a space storm, a group of college friends, and a venture capitalist?
The Fantastic Four!
Jessica Alba is in her "Tara Reid in Alone in the Dark" era as the Head of Genetic Research, and with a name like Von Doom we just couldn't quite figure out who the bad guy was...
And there's a special appearance by the worst fiancee in any movie ever!
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Dearest Listener:
This week, we bring to you: ELEKTRA. A camp in the woods, kids with no parents, repressed rage, clunky weaponry, lots of wind machines, and even more red leather...
It's a rough one, but keep paddling, it will be worth it.
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Cat Nip! Face Cream! Toxic Waterfalls! Cat Magic! Bedazzles! Bad Haircuts! Remixes! Tuna!
There are very few words for a movie that manages to absolutely squander one of the most beautiful women in the world...
Somehow Catwoman managed to embarrass US while we watched it. But the good news is -- we cringed so you didn't have to! We did you a favor!
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In 1997, Spawn came into being... and let us tell you... for being the Spawn of the Devil, it's not the most convenient arrangement...
And don't even get us started on The Violater.
Join us in hell for Devil Dogs, Demon Clowns, Tarantulas, Biological Warfare, Gravelly Voices, and most importantly -- WANDA!
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We are taking a trip back in time... To an era where spray painting some Styrofoam and adding a lots of little lights, glitter, and nipples made a little Batman magic...
Join us Gotham for a ride in the Batmobile!
WE'RE BACK! Season 6 has officially begun and it's the season of the SUPERHERO! This season we have chosen all the best movies inspired by comics, and the (supposedly) heroic characters contained within their pages.
But it might not be the kind of hero you're picturing... These are all the best (worst) hero movies we could find! Not quite blockbusters, but treasures in an of the themselves.
I guess you could say they became the heroes of our hearts...
Episode ONE of Season Six is Barb Wire! Played by the incomparable Pamela Anderson, we are in a post-apocalyptic world where everything is industrial, and she's just trying to get paid in Canadian dollars, darn it! Enjoy!
Are you attracted to amphibian burlesque dancers? Do you know the dance of the six snakes? Have you ever wondered what would happen if the world's most sexually prolific man was locked into an explosive chastity belt? All of those questions and more are answered in today's episode: Hell Comes to Frogtown!
What happens when you reboot a stylish 70's show with one of the most emotional actresses of the 90's? Well, a very tonally confused action comedy! This week we join the Mod Squad in a tale of going undercover, crooked cops, father figures, and the most obvious bad guy who's ever been put to film. Put on your aviators, because we're going for a ride.
The magic of Burlesque has graced our lives and we are blessed to be able to share it with you, too. Xtina finding her life's work after one day of job hunting in LA? A bartender, who is a MAN? Who wears EYELINER?! And of course, Cher, the savviest business woman around! Without her, who would make paper airplanes out of all the late notices from the bank?
Join us as we put on our fishnets and do our best lip-synching... Welcome to Burlesque
We are BACK with Season FIVE! We are starting this season by traveling back in time to a place where movies made for children were also fuel for nightmares! Return to Oz is a wild and scary ride, even as a fully grown and well adjusted adult. Join us and the Gump as we all experience an existential crisis together. What is this movie and what is this life?
This week it's Kolin's turn to attempt to explain the plot of a movie Kaydence has never seen. The Uninvited. About a mutant cat inside a cat with it's own inexplicable moral code. Should be easy enough, right? Right?
We are starting something new! Every Friday we plan to bring you a mini-sode of side notes. Thoughts or stories inspired by the movie we watched that week, but didn't have enough time to cover in the regular episode! Come laugh with us!
Today we are digging in to the gold mine that is Alone in the Dark. You know the one: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and ancient relics. This week we try a different approach to telling the story... And it was absolutely bonkerballs. Come with us into the Dark (but you won't be alone!)
Are we surprised to see John Travolta on this list once again? No. We can't say we are. But we ARE surprised this movie ever got made. Come with us to Hollywood Boulevard, where a man named Moose is just trying to live his dream...
Bees! Mysterious Island! Honey! Nice Cage! Forest wandering! Missing child! Beehives! This week is Wicker Man, which has us buzzing with laughter (get it?! BEES!).
Please enjoy this cinematic classic with us, because it's golden (get it? Gold like honey?!).
Gigli. We hate this movie with the fire of a thousand suns. Please, sit back and warm yourselves with that fire, as we cover this classic!
Join us for this week's episode! It's a real doozy. We laughed until we cried, and for good reason. This movie has it all: bubble blowing gators, drunk gator experts, rich kids in trucks, retired sheriffs, and grandma's who DGAF.
If you were going to clone human organs to save millions of lives... What would YOUR first step be? You might think you know the answer... But trust us, it's not that. Enjoy this romp through the Sierra Nevada mountains!
SNOWBEAST is the heart pumping tale of a sassy slapping sasquatch/yeti... We leave with more questions than answers, but the questions are worth asking. We think?
It's finally here! Season 4! This season we are going back to our roots, and re-visiting all of the movies we know and love. The real gems. Sand Sharks starts the incomparable Brooke Hogan... Buckle up for lots of tests and tiny magnifying glasses!
Alright folks, we've reached the end of the magnificent trilogy... And it's a bit like they threw all the plots they could think of into a blender and then added the birth of a baby to the top! Join us as we experience impending war, blizzards, car wrecks, financial fraud, tech implementation, and the birth of a little baby royal reporter!
Amber's back with a blog and some bling as she prepares to marry Prince Richard. But first -- can she save Aldovia from an economic downfall?! Join us as we learn all about royal protocol!
This week we begin our coverage of the Holy Trinity: the Christmas Prince movies on Netflix.
Come with us to Aldovia to celebrate jellied meats, Christmas corndogs, and a queen who knows how to get any party started!
We are going to explore some wild facts and trivia while giving thanks for the movies we have covered so far this season!
We took a different route this week and left the sci-fi behind... to indulge in: Mariah Carey's Glitter! This is a film about the completely easy and rapid rise to fame without any conflict! So exciting! But what it lacks in narrative, it more than makes up for in style and character building... Just Kidding! Join us in singing the praises of this movie.
Kolin let Kaydence pick this week's episode in honor of her birthday, and without skipping a beat the answer was BATTLEFIELD EARTH, duh. Join us in this Saga about leverage, the academy, kerbango, and the year 3000.
You guys - John Travolta is good and humble. Nicholas Cage is bad and insane. They literally suck off their face skin slabs and put them on each other in a secret lab only 4 people know about. Oh and then they infiltrate each others lives because apparently all you need is someone's face flab to embody their human presence and soul and not even your wife or brother or daughter or literally anyone you have know your whole life asks any questions because hey - "he has his face so it must be him". Logic.
Join us on a magical journey to a place of chaotic evil, trolls that are goblins, mirror spirits, plant goo, and ancient druid magic. You might be confused, but you won't be sorry!
A man made science lab in the middle of the ocean? A hot young super smart and very British doctor? A hurricane? Genetically modified Mako sharks that are smart enough to feel resentment and vengeance and methodically turn off cameras and pick humans off one by one? Samuel L. Jackson and LL Cool J?! This movie has it all, busters! Deep Blue Sea is one of Kaydence's very favorite B movies (or as she calls it a BBM - "Blockbuster B Movie").
So come sit in with us on this ridiculous watch party as we walk - or swim - you through this nail biting tale.
"A young heiress seeking to lose her virginity goes on a journey with her best friend and family chauffeur to find the right lover. On her travels, she encounters a bullfighter in Spain and a sheik in Morocco" - Yep - that's the actual plot summary for this movie. It says it all really.
So come join us as we walk you through the story of one of THE most uncomfortable movies we have ever had the pleasure of sitting through....painfully.
We're gearing up for Season 3, and we wanted to give you a little peak of what's to come!
One last walk down memory lane before we say goodbye to Season 2... We're revisiting all of our favorite laughs from all of the movies we covered this season!
We're back and revisiting our favorite moments of Season 2 in Part 2! Grab your bike helmet and enjoy the ride as we pass through some of our favorite scenes of the past season before we start Season 3!
Before we move on to Season 3, we wanted to re-visit some of our favorite moments from this season's coverage of Pacific Blue. Put on your best bike helmets, because we are going to speed through the best jokes, tangents, and clips that made us laugh the hardest over the season!
The words B TV or Movies means something a little different to each different person you ask. I mean, you have your tried and true B movie must haves - bad acting, bonkers plots and often times no big budget. But what else makes for an unforgettable B TV show or movie that will be burned into your brain (did we mention we love alliterations)? So come sit down with Kolin and Kaydence as they walk through some of their favorite B movie must haves. Oh and talk about a weasel disguised as a ferret.
This episode of B-Watch Rewatch we "B" watching (see what we did there?) one of our absolute favorite OG badass "B" movies - Anaconda! We walk you through the story of 8 passengers, which include J-Lo, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson and of course, John Voit, taking a trip on a rundown boat down the Amazon River in search of a very exclusive tribe for a documentary they are all making. The trip starts off good enough, until they pick up John Voit's character that is. In non stop ridiculousness, John Voit then quite literally blows up the story with all kinds of bizarre behaviors, plans and plots to catch the one thing he desires most; that legendary (and intelligent, and spiteful, and cunning, and sassy...) Anaconda.
In this minsode, Kaydence and Kolin ask each other nonsense questions about a show that doesn't matter. You want to listen to that, right? It's a lot to HANDLE - as in handle bars - as in on a bike - bike cops - Pacific Blue? Get it?
In this episode, we meet Scott Kramer. The hottest, do what he wants, no rules apply, doesn't give a flying f**k bad boy who really shakes things up for the team. But why is Scott Kramer so reckless? Everyone is dying to know....
I mean...the title says it all, right? It Showgirls TWO y'all!
In this very special episode, we tell you the story of Penny Slots, a girl with a dream to be on the world famous show 'Star Dancer'. She will do just about anything to get that dream; stripping at a petting zoo, a hot sauce breast dance, 30k fur coats, lesbian hot dog fantasies and oh so much more.
In this episode we find Corey and T.C. in a rather tough position when a gang of robbers tries to take hostages at a bank they are visiting and things quickly get out of hand . We also learn that Corey reeeaaaallly hates babies and wants absolutely nothing to do with them...until of course a pregnant hostage starts having contractions! Will they make it out alive? Will the baby be born on a bank floor? Will Corey ever be able to withdrawal the cash she needs to buy T.C.'s old motorcycle?? Stay tuned for another wild ride.
In todays story, we meet Rebecca, (or Becks as we like to call her) a beautiful but mysterious woman from T.C.'s past obsessed with moving to the hottest neighborhood in LA- the "Jewelry District". We also learn a thing or two about Victor del Toro's past as a...boxer? Really?
Anyway, tune in for another wild story, and a couple of our own, from B-Watch Rewatch!
In this episode, we meet a Hannibal Lector wanna-be arsonist who calls himself an infernist and tries to manipulate T.C. and Chris Kelley into thinking they are fire starters...we think?
We also join Cory in an attempts to track down a methed out rat, and Palermo is at it again with the bad decision making.
In this episode, T.C. and Chris Kelly have to go suuuper undercover and pretend to be horny for each other which is obviously super difficult for both of them to do. Meanwhile, Lieutenant Palermo gets a visit from a mysterious gold paper crane origami serial killer that he may or may not have been shot by years prior and thinks about everyday but never went after until said serial killer returns to mess with Palermo just for...funzies?
We honestly don't know, but you bet we have a few questions for Palermo, buster!
In this episode we meet a very special character named Annette who struggles with those pesky lil steroids and learns the hard way that some things may not just be worth it...
If the title is any indication of how wildly wonderful the story of our fab 5 is going, I don't know what is...
In this episode, we catch up with Corey Mcnamara who may have used excessive force for her first "clean shot", and the journey she faces trying to come to terms with it. We also have a group of shotgun wielding robbers on a west coast killing tour in various shopping establishments. Meanwhile Del Toro is on a hunt for his high school prom date turned hot new centerfold.
Oh and Elvis is being stalked by a group of frightening men from the "Old Country" because of course - classic Elvis!
Hi friends! This episode is something a little different from our usually schtick, but oh man you do not want to miss it! Featuring our good friends Ian and Sam over at DoILikeTnis? Podcast, we discuss, retell and review one of the greatest "B" movies ever made - "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" and you will be shocked and terrified and how "B"adass it is!
I mean, the title says it all really. In this weeks story of our crew on Pacific Blue, we run into awful adrenaline and thrill seeking junkies who happen to kill their friends and fellow gang members for literally no real valid reasons. Wait, but who is that friend they murdered? T.C.'s old friend, Todd - and T.C. is not having it!
Later on, we run into nasty neo-nazi scumbags causing so much ruckus on the beach, and the gang at Pacific Blue are NOT having that shit. So buckle up for another wild ride with T.C. and the gang.
Now that we've gotten to know the team a little better from last week's episode, it's time to pedal in to the real meat and potatoes of the story! This week, T.C. Callaway falls for a beautiful, but ostracized phone sex operator/therapist/erotic vocalist named Candy Love. However, Chris and T.C. are starting to experience tingles in there adult parts for each other, and everyone else but them seem to know it.
Hi friends! In this episode, we are doing something a little different...
As we are both (or all?) are new to this amazingly wonderful story that is Pacific Blue, we really wanted set the stage for the story, and dive into facts and stats about the show, as well as walk through who each character is, and what they are all about so that is oh so much better for all of us to hear. Not only that, but we have a very special guest segment from our friends at "That Was a Show?" podcast. Be sure to go check them out if you love obscure TV and entertainment from the past that were canceled for all the wrong (or right?) reasons...
Season 2 is here, friends, and we could not be more excited to bring you this amazingly hilarious story called "pacific Blue". In this season we will be telling the story of an elite team of bike cops that patrol the beaches of southern California. You may be thinking like, motorcycle cops, but no, nope, Bicycle cops. In this episode we meet our 5 main characters, Sergeant Palermo - the father figure and highest up. He's the manager of this rag tag team. Next is T.C. Callaway, the bad boy cop who left his family business to be a bike cop. Then we have Chris Kelley, a blonde bombshell who use to be a former fighter pilot, but her eyesight somehow demoted her to bike cop. She's new to the group; will she fit in? On to Victor Del Toro, a sass latin man who always has a witty quip. Last but not least is Corey Macnemera, a beautiful woman who comes from a long line of elite cops. All together we have our Pacific Blue team and boy oh boy does the story get real good. Tune in and laugh along as we tell you the story of Pacific Blue!
Well, well, well....
We've made it guys - season 2 of B-Watch Rewatch! Wowee what a trip we have been on, and we are so incredibly happy to have made it to season 2! This is just a small little intermission style trailer to let you know what's coming up in our action packed story plot that is season 2!
If you've never listened to an episode of B-Watch Rewatch before, then this is the perfect episode to start with! Because we know you guys have been dying to know completely useless facts about about the Baywatch phenomena, we've got you covered, boo. Come listen to this hilarious, tangent filled B-Watch bonus episode where we walk through some "behind the scene" secret facts we've collected online. Facts that blow your damn mind. Facts that are bizarre, useless, incredible and next level funny. Facts you need to know to live a happy life. See how important all this is?
Hey fam!
During our lil break between season 1 and season 2 of B-Watch Rewatch, we just could NOT get enough Baywatch! We just weren't ready for it to end, and we feel like you prolly feel the same? No? Ok well, regardless, we bring you...Baywatch: White Thunder at Glacier Bay!
This is a prequel to our next special, Baywatch Hawaiian Wedding (we told you we just couldn't get enough). We meet a lot of the original Baywatch cast, as well as a few new faces, as they all meet on a cruise to Alaska. This isn't just any 'ol cruise though...we have espionage, murder, tube photo shoots, bear attacks, emeralds the size of footballs, avalanches....the list goes on. So buckle up busters and get your Alaskan Cruise tickets and let's see what happens!
Well lifeguards...we made it. We're here. This is the final episode of season 1 of B-Watch Rewatch! It also happens to be the last episode of Baywatch Hawaii's first season, but we don't want to make things too confusing :)
In this rather dramatic episode, we see the lifeguards come together to save one of there very own beloved, who ends up getting into a dangerous and fatal involvement with some very angry - yet very relatable eco terrorist. Like...do I side with them or not? They have some very valid reasons for their terror, but I digress...
Enjoy this last episode and thank you for listening!
Can't get enough of the holidays? Kris Kringle still livin' on in your heart? Well, we have just the thing for you - one more holiday minisode special! Yep. Christmas is over but not for the folks here at B-Watch. In this ridiculous minisode we talk about a guest favorite "Holiday in Handcuffs" starring Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez. Tune in as we give a short synopsis of why this movie falls on the top of our holiday B-listers.
You guys...
We found a gem B Christmas movie to bring to you for our holiday special, and it's called "Santa Girl". What's it about? A summary perhaps? Well, to break it down for you, we basically have this magical world run by various magical creatures. We have the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, Jack Frost, Elves, the Tooth Fairy's son and the list goes on. They all treat holidays like a Fortune 500 business and there are a lot of really weird laws and operations going on behind the scene (did you know Santa Claus was in an arranged marriage with Mrs. Claus because she was the daughter of the Frost Kingdom's king who had control of the reindeer population?) Anyway, Santa Claus has a daughter named Cassie who is forced to marry jack Frosts son, but hell no she doesn't want to! She instead wants to go to college. Santa agrees to one semester, but that's it. During that semester, Cassie learns how to be a real human and falls in love with two different men...but one has a huge secret. The hilarity ensues as we get to watch Cassie's bizarre journey through it all.
Hi fam! In this episode, we give another condensed version of our favorite show.
We get the best and the juiciest storylines from episodes 15 - 19. We hear a lot more of how Jenna is still ruffling up feathers, how Dawn is still...Dawn, and how the rest of the team is dealing with all of the commotion. We also FINALLY see Jason get some damn action! It's seriously about time y'all. Anyway, it's a good episode that really propels us forward into the...finale!
Whoa boy...this one is a doozy....
In this episode we meet a new character that not only has 0 back story, but one that the writers didn't fully think through introducing, but absolutely needed to ruffle up some feathers on the team and shake things up. Who is she? Where did she come from? How is she connected to the team of elite lifeguards?? It's all a total mystery, but we have a feeling Mitch knows a thing or two...if we can find him. So saddle up, buckaroos! Things are about to get stirred up and boil over in this weeks episode of Baywatch Hawaii - Lines in the Sand.
You know what holiday never, ever gets enough credit? Thanksgiving. It gets trumped by not only Christmas, but also Halloween. It's the saddest...SO, we decided to do a special Thanksgiving episode, but also incorporate a little sprinkle of Halloween, and bring you one of the most fever-dream-trip-nonsense-absolute-terrible-WTF-this can't be real-B horror movies ever made: Thankskilling. You read that right guys, ThanksKILLING.
We usually say buckle up, but like, no, really, BUCKLE THE FUCK UP. This is one crazy ass movie that is also amazing.
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving
Att: This episode is a little longer than usual, because we got a lot to download for y'all - so buckle up your shorts, buster! In this episode, we condense all the juiciest storylines from episodes 7 - 13 of Baywatch Hawaii Season 1. We cover everything from ocean birthing, underwater circus's, weddings, ghosts, sex and secrets. It gets wild guys, so listen up and let's get through his together.
In this episode, we start of by giving an update and a rundown of B-Watch and our future vision. Condensed version: Baywatch Hawaii is 2 seasons and 48 episodes, so needless to say the last few episodes of this season of B-Watch will be a much more condensed version of the rest of the Baywatch Hawaii season. Each episode will be only the best and juiciest content. We also have a 2 seasonal B surprises, as well as 2 additional "Baywatch Nights" and "Baywatch Wedding" specials. We are very excited!
Then we jump into this episode where tensions rise between Kekoa and Jesse, JD and Jason develop a bizarre bromance, and Sean and Allie....like, are developing feelings for each other?
Lots to cover in this juicy episode!
This has got to be one of the most riveting episodes of Baywatch yet.
We have a hugely dangerous and daring rescue performed by the team - each member contributing in their own way. We also meet a few new characters....and maybe even a love interest for dear old Allie. Will she get knocked of her rocker by romance or will he just turn out to be another glass of lukewarm milk before bed?
Oh and I think we have some (more) ghosts? It gets weird.
Tune in this episode as we find out!
In this episode, we are following our elite team through more training and coaching, but this time, Mitch is not hiding in a sunken ship hull. We are trying to figure out who in the team is the weakest, but at the same time, we meet - Dawn. She is an iconic sexy minx. Extremely well versed in oxygen. Two Master's degrees in air. Worked at oxygen tech at Air Flow Intl.
Basically, she's not someone you want to mess with.
In this episode, we begin to dig a little deeper into the intense art of lifeguarding training, and all the lessons we can learn, both for life and career, from this training. We also get a deeper look into each character as they navigate their way through "murky waters" and become more human, and less lifeguard. Just kidding, they will always be 100% all lifeguard. Always. Hope you enjoy!
Well, we did it. We made a Podcast. Is it a good Podcast? ...Meh, but we did it. I mean, what else do you do during a worldwide pandemic? - and what the hell is B-Watch Rewatch? The B-Watch Rewatch is a Podcast dedicated to those epically underrated "B" TV shows and movies that came on at midnight on a Tuesday throughout the 80's, 90's and early 00's. The shows that brought us so much joy. The shows that were so captivating, but for all the wrong reasons. In this season, we dive (no pun intended) into the one show that started it all for us. Come listen and laugh along as we review, narrate, and capture the brilliance that is...Baywatch Hawaii.