Ahoy and welcome to the Random Ship for this week's voyage. This week we retroactively review some wretched Kit-Kats, learn all that happened on October 13th, and Find out which flag is the best, non-Canadian, flag in the world... Did the Miracle of the Sun cause permanent damage? Is Greenland really the love child of Japan and Canada? How long have you had your cell number?

All this and more on board the Random Ship's 47th journey.