Remember that movie where George Clooney flew around the world firing people so their actual bosses didn't have to? We were all aghast that learn that companies could outsource such a thing. Then we pictured ourselves as absurdly handsome jet-setters with super-elite frequent flyer status and wondered where we could sign up. Sadly the golden age of fire-for-hire has passed us by. Suddenly we're seeing computers not only break the news, but actually make the decision to fire employees. What could possibly go wrong?