They tried to make video games for Jesus… and accidentally invented demon-possessed animatronics instead. Turns out the road from Christian propaganda to FNaF horror mega-hit is shorter than expected.

Before creating Five Nights at Freddy’s, Scott Cawthon spent years making christian movies and video games designed to glorify god. Critics said his characters were too creepy… so he leaned into it and launched one of the biggest horror franchises in gaming history.

From there, things get weird.

This episode explores the strange world of Christian video games, the moral panic around gaming, and the not-at-all hypocritical outrage over pixels, boobs, violence, and Satan.

This week, we’re digging into:

• The FNaF origin story: how a scary animatronic beaver led to Freddy Fazbear
• The Scott Cawthon controversy: politics, donations, and reputation detonation
• The “holy” hustle: the rise and collapse of Left Behind Games and Digital Praise (including SEC fraud allegations)
• Bizarre moral logic: why gaming violence is “silly” but a cartoon boob is a one-way ticket to hell
• “Seducing children”: decoding Satanic panic rhetoric from Christian game CEOs
• The Hollywood factor: what the Josh Hutcherson movie gets right about child murder

Whether you're here for the FNaF lore or the spectacular failure of the Christian video game industry, this one’s for you.

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