News Links for the Week:Hawaii's governor couldn't correct the false missile alert sooner because he forgot his Twitter password

Underwear dance in dorm nearly gets Russian cadets expelled

Allegedly passed out drunk on Bay Bridge, Tesla driver claims car was on 'autopilot'

Villagers put frozen 'meteor' in fridge — turns out to be airplane poop

REAL-LIFE JOHN WICK TAKES OUT MAN WHO KILLED HIS DOG BY RAMMING HIM INTO A BRICK WALL

Stilton cheese rolling cancelled as 'no longer seen as cool'

Lighthearted vigil for burned down Taco Bell draws more than 100

Nutella 'riots' spread across French supermarkets

Donald Trump's 'hatred of sharks' benefits conservation charities

A wildly popular conspiracy theory about why there are so many Mattress Firm stores is starting to sound less crazy

Former Disney star arrested in connection with 4 armed robberies

Grumpy Cat wins $710,000 payout in copyright lawsuit

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