Gabby is back from the dead, and back in her seat after Tina “colonialized” it last week. The Meerkats recount how Gabby and her girlfriend enjoyed a carvel cake congratulating them on getting COVID, and answer a call from a scammer LIVE ON CAMERA. They defend honorary meerkat, Kim Kardashian, and dispel their own forbidden flavor combinations. A listener brings in their first foray into standup, and another decides whether to sow their wild oats or continue with their relationship. Plus, more 9/11 talk! What could be better?

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